Thank you

[Madman]

...and the entertainment continues...

Hey, give me the remote or change it to channel 26

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Art, your post actually has me chuckling. In a strange way I'm looking at what you wrote as a backhanded compliment. You presume I am a diabolical genius that is able to manipulate 3 or 4 different identities Unbeknownst to the powers that be that control this board. I must admit I wish it were so because right now Ida is making this Linda fiasco a real dilemma in the ______ household. I can't blame her, it was my idea to post here, my idea to introduce Linda to Bob and my idea to share with Linda the origin of my acquaintance to Bob. I've been thrown a curve ball at me by my maker and I admit right now I am at a loss for words in regards to how this is unfolding.

Do the right thing and introduce Linda to me.:wink2:

 

[peace]

Hey, give me the remote or change it to channel 26

WHy channel 26....I'd prefer the cooking or sports channel. :biggrin2:

 

[Art Mann]

Occasionally you get the benefit of the doubt . . .

Occasionally you get the benefit of the doubt . . .

. . . so every once in a while I willingly suspend my disbelief to address you directly, baz. Like now, for instance. But I'm also prepared to snap out of the theatrical trance at any moment and renew my disbelief in you.

You're right Sillygirl, I am to blame. I should have never involved Linda.

Hold it right there, you hypocrite.

You are to blame because you signed on here to dabble vicariously in a lifestyle of hedonism, sensuality and ribald tales of forbidden sex ... all under the self-righteous pretext of coming to rescue us from ourselves.

I take full responsibility for my mistake. I must leave now, hopefully it doesn't rain.

Whatever mistake you think you made with Linda could not have happened, baz, had you chosen wilfully and selfishly to backslide from your professed Christian life.

I don't know how you rank in terms of Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, or Wrath, but I have seen evidence of Pride, Envy and Lust. Your arrogance is painfully obvious to any onlooker. You clearly envy the freedom of this lifestyle, you lust for it, you are addicted, you cannot stay away.

If you really want to take full responsibility for your mistake, then recognize its full scope. Repent your Pride, your Envy, your Lust. Beg your artificial god for forgiveness and foresake your wicked ways.

Salvation shall be yours, baz ... but not until you leave this room, close the door behind you, throw away your key, get down on your knees and beg for mercy from your maker. Then lead by example. The only way you can save Linda from this life is to show her how to leave it behind.

This action is dictated by the logic of your religious world view.

Or your can chuck all that crap and hang out and party instead. But if you do, just cut the Pride, OK? Envy and Lust we're probably all cool with. We don't really care about your Gluttony, Greed or Sloth, either. But do spare us the Wrath.

It's so unbecoming.

 

[Blank_Dave]

Couldn't say it better, Art Mann.

Brent sure shows a lot of faith in his friend, Linda.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I'd have a lot more faith in Linda if I had a picture of her. :blush2:

*Looks around*

What?

 

[Linda]

I'd have a lot more faith in Linda if I had a picture of her. :blush2:

*Looks around*

What?

I'm assuming you are a very naughty Cardinal! As a Cardinal you expect the masses to have faith and believe in what they can't see "um", I think you see where I'm going with this! :wink2:

Brent, I've expressed to both of you via email, voice message and now here; you have nothing to worry about! I am an adult and believe it or not, I do know what I'm doing. I do not interfere in your lives and I expect the same respect from the both of you.

 

[-b]

I'm assuming you are a very naughty Cardinal! As a Cardinal you expect the masses to have faith and believe in what they can't see "um", I think you see where I'm going with this! :wink2:

Brent, I've expressed to both of you via email, voice message and now here; you have nothing to worry about! I am an adult and believe it or not, I do know what I'm doing. I do not interfere in your lives and I expect the same respect from the both of you.

Well said Dear....So you could comment on SG thread about her dating......EACE:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I'm assuming you are a very naughty Cardinal! As a Cardinal you expect the masses to have faith and believe in what they can't see "um", I think you see where I'm going with this! :wink2:

I'm only a Cardinal online. In real life I have a very complex and important job. I'm a flufer on movie sets for women.

SHUT UP MADMAN!

 

[-b]

I'm only a Cardinal online. In real life I have a very complex and important job. I'm a flufer on movie sets for women.

SHUT UP MADMAN!

WTF....Another Madman.......She has had men before....she needs to experiment on A Woman...
Who would that be....:666:

 

[SillyGirl]

Brent, I've expressed to both of you via email, voice message and now here; you have nothing to worry about! I am an adult and believe it or not, I do know what I'm doing. I do not interfere in your lives and I expect the same respect from the both of you.

 

[Bill The Pirate]

okay, I finally read all of this thread.



Linda, you're okay, me, I'm exhausted from reading this

 

[Linda]

I'm only a Cardinal online. In real life I have a very complex and important job. I'm a flufer on movie sets for women.

SHUT UP MADMAN!

A flufer is?? What are the duties of a fulfer, I'm sorry but I'm new at this?

 

[SillyGirl]

A flufer is?? What are the duties of a fulfer, I'm sorry but I'm new at this?

ROFLMAO! I look forward to your explanation, Cardinal. :LMAO:

 

[SillyGirl]

okay, I finally read all of this thread.



Linda, you're okay, me, I'm exhausted from reading this

Welcome back, Skiierman! :biggrin2:

 

[Linda]

I googled fluffer and from what I can make of it-

A fluffer is an individual on a movie set who's duties include keeping the gentlemen on set in an aroused state.

Cardinal, I commend you! That must be a very tedious and thankless job!:YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[Bill The Pirate]

Welcome back, Skiierman! :biggrin2:

aw thank you...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I googled fluffer and from what I can make of it-

A fluffer is an individual on a movie set who's duties include keeping the gentlemen on set in an aroused state.

Cardinal, I commend you! That must be a very tedious and thankless job!:YMAPPLAUSE:

Flufing women is no easy task Linda, however I take my job wearing women's legs as ear muffs very seriously. Women are very demanding and hard to please. No matter what you do they all tell you you're doing it wrong. But it also helps if you have good taste in women.

*Looks around*

What? That was pretty funny.

ROFLMAO! I look forward to your explanation, Cardinal.

My explanations come with a 15 minute demonstration SillyGirl. :wink2:

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Flufing women is no easy task Linda, however I take my job wearing women's legs as ear muffs very seriously. Women are very demanding and hard to please. No matter what you do they all tell you you're doing it wrong. But it also helps if you have good taste in women.

*Looks around*

What? That was pretty funny.




My explanations come with a 15 minute demonstration SillyGirl. :wink2:

I googled fluffer and from what I can make of it-

A fluffer is an individual on a movie set who's duties include keeping the gentlemen on set in an aroused state.

Cardinal, I commend you! That must be a very tedious and thankless job!:YMAPPLAUSE:

I believe Linda's version after all, she did use Google search!

 

[Madman]

I'm only a Cardinal online. In real life I have a very complex and important job. I'm a flufer on movie sets for women.

SHUT UP MADMAN!

I'll stick to Viagra thank you Cardinal. SillyG, since you've had some practice I would hire you as my fluffer! I pay great and the benefits aren't shabby either, ask Bliss. I may even give you your boots back, maybe.