Bad Date Alert:
Josh something, works King/Bay area. "Claims" to be a stockbroker. I checked; he's one of those 'cold call guys'. Seemed nice when we met; he swatted a mosquito that was on my bum while waiting for the light to turn green.
Books 4 hr. dinner date appt. Shows up with NSF; long explanation about
margins, and how
no one pays more than 10% down on anything, except chumps. Said he would get the balance of the money when his bank opened at 4:00 AM. Told him that's an odd hour for a bank to open, says it's because the bank is in "Switzerland", whatever that means. Gives me "One million dollar bearers bond" to hold for collateral - turns out to be
Publisher's Clearing House certificate, so I have to wait to maybe get the million dollars.
Totally obnoxious at dinner; I would have left in the middle, but he told me he was sorry, and I have nice eyes.
Talked at great length about his ten room condo, that's being painted right now, so we had to stay at a hotel near
Spadina/ College.
-Selfish in bed; did oral for like 30 secs. Thought I would find it funny when he lifted his head up, and had a clothespin on his nose.
-'hand behind head' guy.
-"Minute Man'
-sneaks out in the middle of the night, AND stole the
doggie bag from the restaurant, that was supposed to be
my lunch.
-made excuses on the phone in AM, said he had urgent call from
the King of Porcelain, wherever that is. When I called back, his number had been disconnected.
We've got him this time. A server in the restaurant who had suffered a similar experience got him on the security camera, so I can't give his cell by PM, but here's what he looks like, and how he operates:
direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svP365Yn7IU
