The Gender Flip Thread

[User-E]

Be a doll, and hand me the remote on your way to the kitchen to make me a sammich.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Be a doll?

Nobody said anything about posting like a gay man Sarah.

 

[User-E]

Be a doll?

Nobody said anything about posting like a gay man Sarah.

It's interesting how the men are so easily able to post convincingly as women, isn't it? :biggrin2:

 

[Boing]

Go wash your dick before I suck it.











Use SOAP!!!.

 

[Transient]

Goddammit! Not another marriage proposal from Danny Devito!?!?! :grrrrrr:

 

[bobistheowl]

Be a doll?

Nobody said anything about posting like a gay man Sarah.

Time for a new shield, hon, or are you just glad to see him? Just kidding!

 

[Guido]

Honey, do these thongs look good on me and do you think I should wax?

 

[Reverse]

Aw for fuck sakes, where's my keys and the bloody remote, I can't find the god damn remote??

 

[papasmerf]

Aw for fuck sakes, where's my keys and the bloody remote, I can't find the god damn remote??

Check the fridge, next to the beer.

 

[oldguyzer]

Honey, do these thongs look good on me and do you think I should wax?

No need to wax. Let the ladies use their teeth.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

ew!

 

[Bambino]

ew!

:SayWhat?:

 

[..]

I scratch my balls and sniff my fingers six times a day, just to make sure I'm not a homosexual.

 

[Transient]

Shoes?!? Did someone say shoes?!?

 

[bobistheowl]

Yeah, baby. I wanna cum in yours and watch you walk around in them wearing a business skirt like my Mom's, and then I'm gonna put your shoe on my cock and lay down on the floor and fuck it with my dick tip coming out the toe hole? Because I've watched so much porn I'm desensitized to shit less weird than that. If you don't love it, you must be uptight.

And I'm Stephanie! I love a man in uniform, but he doesn't love me back. Coffee?

 

[..]

And I'm Stephanie! I love a man in uniform, but he doesn't love me back. Coffee?

Yeah, but I'm only paying if you put out. And none of this frouffy Starbucks shit. You can have McDonald's, or if you swallow, Tim's. And only a medium. You're not that hot.

P.S. My name is Buck, because it rhymes with "truck" and "fuck," and I'm not gay.

 

[bobistheowl]

Yeah, but I'm only paying if you put out. And none of this frouffy Starbucks shit. You can have McDonald's, or if you swallow, Tim's. And only a medium. You're not that hot.

P.S. My name is Buck, because it rhymes with "truck" and "fuck," and I'm not gay.

Tim's it is, but only if I can have double cream, sugar. I'd settle for a medium.

 

[..]

Tim's it is, but only if I can have double cream, sugar. I'd settle for a medium.

Good. I made you settle already. By this time next week I'll wreck your credit, fuck your sister, and shart on your antique setee. I basically rule.

 

[Wild Bill]

*Bursts out crying for no apparent reason*

:YMAPPLAUSE: This! ^^^^^

 

[Reverse]

:YMAPPLAUSE: This! ^^^^^

Don't encourage him, slap him on the back of the head to snap some sense into him.