The Gender Flip Thread

[Reverse]

Good. I made you settle already. By this time next week I'll wreck your credit, fuck your sister, and shart on your antique setee. I basically rule.

Baby, that's a nice set of tits on you.

ps....why are my balls so itchy??

 

[bobistheowl]

... I banged this like super-hot and sex-crazy chick who was so totally into me?...

Everybody else thought that question mark was a typo, but a man that does irony? That adds a whole new wrinkle to your bag of tricks.

Do you like to bring your 'job' home with you? I'll be the collar, you bring the cuffs. And yes, they do match; thanks for thinking, but not quickly enough to say it before I did. Watch and learn, Lola.

 

[bobistheowl]

Good. I made you settle already. By this time next week I'll wreck your credit, fuck your sister, and shart on your antique setee. I basically rule.

You sound just like my exes. Their loss, my gain. I got the houses, they got Sylvia, Tina, Peggy, and Eunice. Now they can't afford to lose them, and they just gain and gain.

 

[bobistheowl]

So I found this chick online? Real uppity kind of bitch, did punctuation and everything. Like I cared about more than her tits. Well I put her in her place. Yeah, I sure did. Held a whole tutorial on how to be awesome like me, and had her lapping that shit up and saying thank you, on her hands and knees. The guys on the sidelines were clapping, or so I imagined sweatily, in my wife beater with my dick in my hand.

<ehm>. thank you.

Eww, I think my hand is bleeding. When was the last time you vacuumed this rug?

 

[..]

I got comfortable with you, so quit washing my balls. I think I deserve a regulars discount.

 

[Madman]

My boots are killing me and my socks have runs in them. I feel so bloated I'm having a horrible day and I don't know if I feel like KILLING SOMEONE or just crying!!

 

[..]

Goat funk makes chicks horny.

 

[Moviestar]

Can I suck your cock again?.

 

[Greeter]

Goat funk makes chicks horny.

Proof.

 

[Willy]

Mom is staying over for a week and there is nothing you can do about that.

 

[papasmerf]

Well I hope you and your mom enjoy your Edipie

 

[Willy]

Well I hope you and your mom enjoy your Edipie

You are such a troop :shout:

 

[Mason]

Come on wear the cock ring for me.