The hobby and your relationship?

[bobistheowl]

...I'm personally not too interested in anything other than reviews...

It must be difficult trying to find a new lady that doesn't frighten you, Mr. Pistorius, what, with that problem with the hair trigger, and the gun going off so fast.

I'm really sorry for that, pal of mine. It's not you. It the avatar. I can't resist avatar humour. I really can't.

 

[blackram]

It must be difficult trying to find a new lady that doesn't frighten you, Mr. Pistorius, what, with that problem with the hair trigger, and the gun going off so fast.

I'm really sorry for that, pal of mine. It's not you. It the avatar. I can't resist avatar humour. I really can't.

Absolutely zero idea what is going on in your head. It must be a laugh a minute, and frightening at the same time. :don'twantto-see:/

 

[bobistheowl]

It must be difficult trying to find a new lady that doesn't frighten you, Mr. Pistorius, what, with that problem with the hair trigger, and the gun going off so fast.

I'm really sorry for that, pal of mine. It's not you. It the avatar. I can't resist avatar humour. I really can't.

Absolutely zero idea what is going on in your head. It must be a laugh a minute, and frightening at the same time. :don'twantto-see:/

That's it, exactly, blackram.

First, I'll explain the joke. The first post of yours that I read was on October 31 or November 1st. I assumed that you were using a Hallowe'en avatar, and that your costume was Oscar Pistorius, a scarey fellow, because the ram in your avatar has stump legs.

In the joke in post #41, I make light of Pistorius' defense that he was "frightened" by his girlfriend in the bathroom, and I also allude to his angry temper, (hair trigger), which also alludes to a gun. The gun is then re referenced with gun going off so fast, suggesting that Oscar Pistorius would likely look for future sexual companionship through the sex industry, because no one would want to date a guy who killed his last girlfriend, has a problem with his temper, and is a premature ejaculator.

All of this was addressed to your avatar, blackram, not to you. That's why I inserted the image of your avatar above my post, and why I addressed the comments to "Mr. Pistorius", rather than to your board handle. That's how avatar humour works. If I'm quoting GOD, I might respond to George Burns, if he had said the words that GOD wrote. The same would apply with Prick and Charlie Sheen.

I don't expect many people to get a joke like that. Think of it as a compliment to your intelligence, for me to assume that you would.

Humour is both a blessing and a curse, like if a smart but shy girl grows big tits in grade seven. It's also a confession, cleansing and purging of thought crimes. Only those so blessed and cursed can relate to that part.

 

[oldguyzer]

Definately in a world all your own, aren't you Owlboy?

 

[blackram]

That's it, exactly, blackram.

First, I'll explain the joke. The first post of yours that I read was on October 31 or November 1st. I assumed that you were using a Hallowe'en avatar, and that your costume was Oscar Pistorius, a scarey fellow, because the ram in your avatar has stump legs.

I've had that avatar for over a year, I think. It's a picture of a stuffed black ram, thus the connection to my name.

In the joke in post #41, I make light of Pistorius' defense that he was "frightened" by his girlfriend in the bathroom, and I also allude to his angry temper, (hair trigger), which also alludes to a gun. The gun is then re referenced with gun going off so fast, suggesting that Oscar Pistorius would likely look for future sexual companionship through the sex industry, because no one would want to date a guy who killed his last girlfriend, has a problem with his temper, and is a premature ejaculator.

All of this was addressed to your avatar, blackram, not to you. That's why I inserted the image of your avatar above my post, and why I addressed the comments to "Mr. Pistorius", rather than to your board handle. That's how avatar humour works. If I'm quoting GOD, I might respond to George Burns, if he had said the words that GOD wrote. The same would apply with Prick and Charlie Sheen.

:unknw: Ooo-kay, I'm not sure why anybody would want to do a homage to Oscar Pistorius, even for Halloween. But if that's what you saw in my avatar, then that's what you saw. Maybe you'll see an homage to O.J.Simpson in a glass of orange juice, next time? Hmmmmmm

Here's an alternative form of my avatar:

What horrors do you see in that one?

 

[papasmerf]

I've had that avatar for over a year, I think. It's a picture of a stuffed black ram, thus the connection to my name.


:unknw: Ooo-kay, I'm not sure why anybody would want to do a homage to Oscar Pistorius, even for Halloween. But if that's what you saw in my avatar, then that's what you saw. Maybe you'll see an homage to O.J.Simpson in a glass of orange juice, next time? Hmmmmmm

Here's an alternative form of my avatar:

What horrors do you see in that one?

So let me get this straight

It is a Black Ram?

 

[bobistheowl]

I've had that avatar for over a year, I think. It's a picture of a stuffed black ram, thus the connection to my name.


:unknw: Ooo-kay, I'm not sure why anybody would want to do a homage to Oscar Pistorius, even for Halloween. But if that's what you saw in my avatar, then that's what you saw. Maybe you'll see an homage to O.J.Simpson in a glass of orange juice, next time? Hmmmmmm

Here's an alternative form of my avatar:

What horrors do you see in that one?

If I had seen your avatar for the first time on any day except Hallowe'en, I would not have made that connection. You had had that avatar for over a year, but I was only here for the last two weeks of that.

I see Oscar Pistorius as having been an excellent costume for Hallowe'en 2014, because he is a scary guy, he's been in the news recently, and it's an easy costume to make; you wear it from the knees down, some black shoes and socks, and some blade things taped to the front, and people don't even see it, unless they're looking down, which most people can't do, when they're wearing a mask. The guy looks like he's a party pooper, showing up at a Hallowe'en party, not in costume, but he is in costume, and gets to look normal, at the same time.

Since you still had the avatar a week later, I posted as if you had changed your avatar for Hallowe'en, and neglected to change it back, like when people take down their Christmas lights on May 2-4 weekend.

 

[blackram]

So let me get this straight

It is a Black Ram?

Yeah, that's what I would've thought most people would've figured it would be, when they looked at it, and then saw my name. Funky & Music

 

[papasmerf]

Yeah, that's what I would've thought most people would've figured it would be, when they looked at it, and then saw my name. Funky & Music

Takes some people longer to see all the objects in the Highlights hidden picture.

Not to say a stuffed black ram is hiding at all

 

[bobistheowl]

Takes some people longer to see all the objects in the Highlights hidden picture.

Not to say a stuffed black ram is hiding at all

What's a 'Highlights hidden' picture? is that like when they put a piece of tape across the eyes, or somebody's bits, in a 50's porno, or something else? Maybe the pixellated faces of the people who don't want to be on Cops?

 

[papasmerf]

What's a 'Highlights hidden' picture? is that like when they put a piece of tape across the eyes, or somebody's bits, in a 50's porno, or something else? Maybe the pixellated faces of the people who don't want to be on Cops?

YOu should have gotten out of the basement more as a child

 

[bobistheowl]

YOu should have gotten out of the basement more as a child

I got out plenty of times, until they wised up, and used a guard who was immune to Vulcan mind melds.

 

[oldguyzer]

I got out plenty of times, until they wised up, and used a guard who was immune to Vulcan mind melds.

Guard to keep you out or in?

 

[blackram]

Boy have we hijacked this thread away from its original intent, big time! :NoNoNo:

 

[papasmerf]

Boy have we hijacked this thread away from its original intent, big time! :NoNoNo:

All your fault

 

[blackram]

All your fault

True. :blush2: