The Ivanka Trump look is now the choice of plastic surgery frequent fliers the world over.

[Prick]

People are seriously fucked.



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[Bigenough]

She was huge hips. Pay attention nerds.

 

[Madman]

I would love to have the lady for just a week, she is beautiful.

 

[God]

8/10

 

[Thomas Crown]

8/10

I wouldn't even give her that much

 

[dragonrider99]

I think she's beautiful

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[JunoxGrey]

If I get asked for another Ivanka Trump role play it's too soon. Ugh.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

@ JunoxGrey: Are you short and sweet, like your posts? inquiring minds want to know!

Props.

 

[JunoxGrey]

@ JunoxGrey: Are you short and sweet, like your posts? inquiring minds want to know!

Props.

nope, probably taller than you hahaha (hence the Ivanka comparison)

 

[Flash Bazbo]

nope, probably taller than you hahaha (hence the Ivanka comparison)

Then you must be an Amazon, honey, because I'm 6'2" in bare feet.

Ivanka clearly has her father's lower lip, so no doubt exists that she may have been fathered by the guy who cleans the swimming pool, as is frequently the case, among the children of men who seek to hoard money, rather than stimulating the local economy by earning and spending freely.

 

[JunoxGrey]

Then you must be an Amazon, honey, because I'm 6'2" in bare feet.

Ivanka clearly has her father's lower lip, so no doubt exists that she may have been fathered by the guy who cleans the swimming pool, as is frequently the case, among the children of men who seek to hoard money, rather than stimulating the local economy by earning and spending freely.

sorry, didn't mean to insult your masculinity with height reference ahah. I bought my lips as I suffer from white girl syndrome, only thing fake ahaha

 

[Flash Bazbo]

sorry, didn't mean to insult your masculinity with height reference ahah. I bought my lips as I suffer from white girl syndrome, only thing fake ahaha

The vibe I get from the guys on this board is 'I'm full of shit, so you must be, too'. I recall a line from the early seasons of M*A*S*H:

Nurse, to Hawkeye: "Why the pre-occupation with sex?"

Hawkeye: "Lack of occupation with sex".

I think a few of these guys think a hand job with happy ending is having sex.

Plumped lips are fine, JunoxGrey, unless they're botched, like Lana del Rey's. No offense taken here. Attitude equals self confidence, and intimidates the posers. We're good. Let me know if you post a tan lines pic here.

 

[JunoxGrey]

The vibe I get from the guys on this board is 'I'm full of shit, so you must be, too'. I recall a line from the early seasons of M*A*S*H:

Nurse, to Hawkeye: "Why the pre-occupation with sex?"

Hawkeye: "Lack of occupation with sex".

I think a few of these guys think a hand job with happy ending is having sex.

Plumped lips are fine, JunoxGrey, unless they're botched, like Lana del Rey's. No offense taken here. Attitude equals self confidence, and intimidates the posers. We're good. Let me know if you post a tan lines pic here.

My lips are perfect xoxo

 

[Flash Bazbo]

My lips are perfect xoxo

Your stock is rising faster than the Dow, young lady. You play the game well.

 

[JunoxGrey]

Your stock is rising faster than the Dow, young lady. You play the game well.

You're predicting the stock game well, as my rates are indeed raising ahaa oil and all that jazz

 

[Flash Bazbo]

You're predicting the stock game well, as my rates are indeed raising ahaa oil and all that jazz

I could see myself getting to know you personally, professionally, or biblically, or some or all of the above, in the not too distant future, but immigration anomalies for Mr Booker potentially cost us both a portion of $5K from someone else pocket.

I'd like to see the tan line pics first though, as the Indians used to say "Paleface speak with forked tongue". Do you like having your tongue forked, so to speak? Tell me with those perfect lips of yours. The popcorn crowd needs some stimuli, to know themselves carnally, through manual labor.

Gotta run, hun.