The last words you said to your ex. But what you really meant

[DannyDeVito]

Or the last words she said to you.


It's just not working out but I would like to remain friends.



(I just think you are a pushy, selfish childish woman)



I am looking for a new girlfriend again :sorry2: :yahoo:

 

[oldguyzer]

I said "goodbye and be happy". I meant exactly that.

She said "Fuck you". She meant that too but not in a good way.

 

[Boing]

I just fell out of love.

(I found a younger woman)

 

[HOF]

Oh boy!

I said, "You filthy rotten cheater, good luck with finding the baby daddy and there will probably be more little bastards pushed out by you!"

 

[-b]

I was listening to Kelly Clarkson song Already Gone...and sing it......over and over...

As he was packing because I did not want his Girl Friend over.....
Well he just came back from Whistler with her one a week vacation....

So he was so angry, threatening and mean....

As for singing that Song because I felt that way......

 

[Shiek]

The last words I said to my ex wife..... I'll see you next week and thats what I meant, the last words to my ex g/f I'm happy for you and thats what I meant..... why waste time with hatred and jealousy, it aint worth it.

 

[TROOPS]

She said to me....."don't leave me Troops, i'll do anything you want to make this work"
Translation "Don't leave me, i'll miss your money"

Here's one i said to a fuck bud one time. "Sorry, time for me to move on, you just ruined our arrangement by falling in love with Troops"
Translation. "NEXT"

 

[Prick]

The last one told me. I am leaving you because you act like an asshole around my friends.

Meaning. You are a prick.

 

[God]

You are not the same person you used to be.



- You ran out of money and finding myself another sugar Daddy.

 

[RAWD]

What I said - Let's just remember the good times we shared. I hope you find your happiness.

Translation - I give up

 

[SillyGirl]

I just fell out of love.

(I found a younger woman)

omg. I didn't realize you are my ex-husband. :SayWhat?:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

The last time I saw my ex wife she came into the bar I was working at with the girls from work to celebrate her leaving the company that she worked at.

We had divorced 2 years previous and she had remarried and had a child.

We talked for about 30 minutes and I introduced her to the GM who I was seeing at the time.

Truth be told I was still head over heals in love with her and was debating telling her just that.

But I didn't. I realized that she had moved on and her new husband was better for her than I was.

Bottom line is that it's never a bad move to keep your mouth shut.

I still think about her all the time and maybe someday we can sit down and have a little talk.

 

[Boing]

omg. I didn't realize you are my ex-husband. :SayWhat?:

But she doesn't give head as good as you do :biggrin2:

 

[SillyGirl]

But she doesn't give head as good as you do :biggrin2:

Of course she doesn't. Did you really expect to trip over talent like mine twice in one lifetime? Funky & Music

 

[papasmerf]

I look forward to the day I can hold the GATES OF HELL open for you.

 

[Art Mann]

The last time I saw my ex wife she came into the bar I was working at with the girls from work to celebrate her leaving the company that she worked at.

We had divorced 2 years previous and she had remarried and had a child.

We talked for about 30 minutes and I introduced her to the GM who I was seeing at the time.

Truth be told I was still head over heals in love with her and was debating telling her just that.

But I didn't. I realized that she had moved on and her new husband was better for her than I was.

Bottom line is that it's never a bad move to keep your mouth shut.

I still think about her all the time and maybe someday we can sit down and have a little talk.

A touching tale with a meaningful message.

Thanks, Maurice.

 

[Wanker]

I love you, but...

 

[papasmerf]

I look forward to holding the GATES OF HELL open for you.

 

[oldguyzer]

Wow...an old thread resurrection. I think my ex might have resurrected too!

 

[DB123]

Hey...do you mind if I take the coffee maker? (turns out she did mind)