The Pretty Woman Fart

[Robintheboywonder]

Yesterday I walked into my State Farm Insurance Broker's office. I've had a crush on the secretary for the last couple of years. She's about 26 years old, brunette and absolutely stunning. She is so hot she would give Megan Fox a run for her money.

She was alone in the office and I could tell she was in a panic when she seen me heading her way. She quickly jumped up and headed towards me and as I was getting closer I could smell it. My nostrils were slowly filling up with the smell of shit. The smelled started off slow but within seconds I was inhaling the full aroma which was burning the little hairs in my nostrils.

This is a tragedy, all of my lusting, fantasies, visuals are now dampened by a smell of lingering shit!

I may have to find another insurance company with a hot woman that doesn't pass gas, anyone know one please??

 

[JessieJames]

Robin, you do know everyone passes wind right??

 

[Anto]

But gas is cheap now days.

 

[JessieJames]

But gas is cheap now days.

I believe gas from a pretty woman has a premium charge attached to it.

 

[Mariner]

Just visualize where that high octane emission came from.

 

[User-E]

It's a bona fide fetish that men will pay a lot of money for.

 

[Mariner]

It's a bona fide fetish that men will pay a lot of money for.

So the right lady can make a lot of money for the price of a can of beans?

 

[oldguyzer]

I'm told women don't fart. I keep getting that line from the women I know...

 

[peace]

Yesterday I walked into my State Farm Insurance Broker's office. I've had a crush on the secretary for the last couple of years. She's about 26 years old, brunette and absolutely stunning. She is so hot she would give Megan Fox a run for her money.

She was alone in the office and I could tell she was in a panic when she seen me heading her way. She quickly jumped up and headed towards me and as I was getting closer I could smell it. My nostrils were slowly filling up with the smell of shit. The smelled started off slow but within seconds I was inhaling the full aroma which was burning the little hairs in my nostrils.

This is a tragedy, all of my lusting, fantasies, visuals are now dampened by a smell of lingering shit!

I may have to find another insurance company with a hot woman that doesn't pass gas, anyone know one please??

I know the feeling. I saw this picture and was lusting for her until Transient sent me the link. Crikes...she wasn't Asian and suddenly I decided to move despite her sexy moves.

sHE IS NOT ASIAN!

For you Robin....Merry Xmas

 

[BEER]

Homo.

 

[Prick]

Homo.

Already knew that.

 

[Waxed]

 

[Cardinal Fang]

She is so hot she would give Megan Fox a run for her money.

I don't know her and I could be wrong but I hightly doubt that Megan Fox would want to race against another woman for money.

Back on Topic:

Women never sweat either. :biggrin2:

 

[JessieJames]

I don't know her and I could be wrong but I hightly doubt that Megan Fox would want to race against another woman for money.

Back on Topic:

Women never sweat either. :biggrin2:

I guess you haven't met Guido's sister?:biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

I guess you haven't met Guido's sister?:biggrin2:

Does she look like Snookie? :biggrin2:

 

[Louis XIV]

I'm told women don't fart. I keep getting that line from the women I know...

Conversations go like this maybe?:

Oldguyzer: What the fuck is that smell!? Did one of you fine fine ladies just fart!?
Women Oldguyzer knows: Women don't fart. Old guys just smell like....well...old guys. You better go change your Depends and let us finish our drinks, ok?
Bito cuts in: Hey babes! Anyone want to see my font .pdfs while the old guy is in the bathroom!?

 

[oldguyzer]

:biggrin2:

 

[Guido]

Does she look like Snookie? :biggrin2:

No she doesn't

 

[Louis XIV]

No she doesn't

:LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I refuse to press play on that video and ruin the image I have of hot women. Hmmmmmm