The stupidest things a client can say to an escort....

[cristycurves]

These two things were said to me recently and by the same man....

while in the midst of being intimate, he thought he'd try at being funny, and made what he called a joke, he told me "he wanted to make sure I was getting my monies worth".
After the fact, he asked if I had any std's......

what is the dumbest thing you've heard from a client......

 

[Lily of Montreal]

I've been told by guys who were below my age threshold that ''I am the one who should pay them'' and that I was ''missing the ride of my life'' after i refused them...

As for dumb comments from actual clients I remember this guy who didn't want me to go knock on his hotel door and asked me to wait at the elevator on his floor and he would come to get me (?) ,strange but ok,as he reached me he looked at me and said :''you do not look like a sp...''.he was afraid I would show up all ''whore like'',dude,my ads say ''classy'' ...

Another time ,it was incall and that is actually what he said to refuse me, I opened the door and he said ''I was not slutty enough''...and he left...sigh

 

[Madman]

I once asked an SP if she could moonwalk? She looked at me with this WTF look so I proceeded with she reminded me of Michael Jackson. As you can guess it didn't go over well.

Another one was more an accidental act as opposed to asking a question. I accidentally set a young lady's panties on fire.:blush:

 

[catherine st.claire]

1. Why are you doing this? You could be so much more...

I've heard this a thousand times if I've heard it once and it always makes me shake my head. I wrote a 3 page blog post about it and then didn't post it because on the reread it wasn't who I am, it was written from a small corner of darkness within and I don't believe in contributing negative to the world. Perhaps one day I will put it up.

2. What are you going to do when you get to old to sell it...

I will never be too old. I may forget my name but I will never forget to charge for a blowjob and as long as there are men in the vicinity with disposable income, I will continue to work my fabulous magic. I will NEVER be too old.

3. You were married? Wow, your husband must have been completely spineless...

Really? He was and still is the most spectacular man I've ever known. The only man btw who managed to put a ring on my finger, get a decade of monogamy out of me and convinced me to have children. Yeah, totally spineless; you should be so lucky to have an ounce of his essence in you.

4. You have children? How old? I've never had a 9 year old...

My life's one and only violent reaction. Still amazed I wasn't charged with attempted murder, next thing I know I had a crystal astray in hand and the wrath of All Mothers emerged and her eternity of anger and hellfire rained down and was delivered to earth thru me. Thank god my 6'5 driver was out front and heard the commotion. It took everything he had to corral me and carry all 5'2/125lb of me out of the old Nazi's house. To this day, I laugh about it but it was the one time in my life I would have gladly pled guilty because I fully intended to kill him and to this day regret I didn't.

5. You should have your breasts done, you could charge more...

Thanks for the input Twinkle Toes, write me the big check and I will fly Horndeski into Canada and have them done. I've already had a consult, it would be $26 000 for him to come to Ottawa plus my time off so just make it out for $35 000. Oh, you don't want to write a check? Then STFU and enjoy the finest Russian Canada has to offer.

These are just a few, I have pages of them...

smiles, cat

 

[The Voice]

The stupidest thing I said to a SP was "um you don't look like your picture". The context was a bait and switch from a BP ad. The picture showed an athletic white lady. The SP who opened the door was an older Asian lady who looked tired and worn out.

 

[God]

1. Why are you doing this? You could be so much more...

I've heard this a thousand times if I've heard it once and it always makes me shake my head. I wrote a 3 page blog post about it and then didn't post it because on the reread it wasn't who I am, it was written from a small corner of darkness within and I don't believe in contributing negative to the world. Perhaps one day I will put it up.

2. What are you going to do when you get to old to sell it...

I will never be too old. I may forget my name but I will never forget to charge for a blowjob and as long as there are men in the vicinity with disposable income, I will continue to work my fabulous magic. I will NEVER be too old.

3. You were married? Wow, your husband must have been completely spineless...

Really? He was and still is the most spectacular man I've ever known. The only man btw who managed to put a ring on my finger, get a decade of monogamy out of me and convinced me to have children. Yeah, totally spineless; you should be so lucky to have an ounce of his essence in you.

4. You have children? How old? I've never had a 9 year old...

My life's one and only violent reaction. Still amazed I wasn't charged with attempted murder, next thing I know I had a crystal astray in hand and the wrath of All Mothers emerged and her eternity of anger and hellfire rained down and was delivered to earth thru me. Thank god my 6'5 driver was out front and heard the commotion. It took everything he had to corral me and carry all 5'2/125lb of me out of the old Nazi's house. To this day, I laugh about it but it was the one time in my life I would have gladly pled guilty because I fully intended to kill him and to this day regret I didn't.

5. You should have your breasts done, you could charge more...

Thanks for the input Twinkle Toes, write me the big check and I will fly Horndeski into Canada and have them done. I've already had a consult, it would be $26 000 for him to come to Ottawa plus my time off so just make it out for $35 000. Oh, you don't want to write a check? Then STFU and enjoy the finest Russian Canada has to offer.

These are just a few, I have pages of them...

smiles, cat

Bravo :clapping2:

 

[Sassy Angels]

When I was on phones - 2 things stand out

1) you sound like a hot lesbian mom talking about her super hot lesbian daughters. (Eww)
2) you sound like a british aunt having tea on bbc and describing her nieces. (Ummm.... huh?)

You hear what you want to hear, apparently :wink2:

 

[cristycurves]

Quote-What are you going to do when you get to old to sell it...

I will never be too old. I may forget my name but I will never forget to charge for a blowjob and as long as there are men in the vicinity with disposable income, I will continue to work my fabulous magic. I will NEVER be too old.


As only as the fabulous Cat could say.
Thanks for replies folks

 

[Ipost]

How many orgasms did you have (asked after a session).

 

[Guest]

*after first shower*

"so um.... i didn't actually shower but i washed my hands. are you into that?"

:don'twantto-see:/

 

[Guest]

oh yeah stupid but common...

"let me see your id, i don't believe your listed age at all."
fuckers.

 

[Dan]

Awesome thread, I love hearing what the ladies think are silly statements.

 

[Guest]

too bad juu suck at sex like thse canadian whores! LoL

wat juu know about international!?!? I got the main hubs in Asia waiting for me......I call em FireLight Districts when my LionDragon HottBlooded Flames roll thruu

:666:;-Youarea-star/:iabolic yeah:YMDEVIL::-Attention//::ALIEN:

psyyycccchhhh evaaaallllll!!! :LMAO:

 

[Km 1994]

I worked for a few agencies.im just annoyed when they ask for my number.

 

[Boing]

I worked for a few agencies.im just annoyed when they ask for my number.

Are you a SP or retired?.

 

[Km 1994]

Are you a SP or retired?.

taking some time off Hun.looking at my options in life ATM.

 

[Boing]

taking some time off Hun.looking at my options in life ATM.

Not many options in the automated teller machine Funky & Music:biggrin2:


Yes i know, at the moment.

I am the joker at HUBGFE, Papa is the chef, Guido the food taster, Peace the tree hugger, Cristy our educator, PrimO our sexless expert, nntsci the walking encyclopedia, Muchchelle is our young princess that feels sorry for his old old boyfriend, Madman---you don't want to know as he really is crazy, God is a fake, Canadman doesn't count because he posts everywhere.

There are more I can tell you about but getting a headache from thinking too much.

Don't believe Dannydevito if he tells you he loves you and wants to marry you.

 

[Guest]

Don't believe Dannydevito if he tells you he loves you and wants to marry you.

but.... but but i said "I do"??!?!

shh don't tell muck

 

[Boing]

shh don't tell muck

He will never know.

 

[nntsci]

I am the joker at HUBGFE, Papa is the chef, Guido the food taster, Peace the tree hugger, Cristy our educator, PrimO our sexless expert, nntsci the walking encyclopedia, Muchchelle is our young princess that feels sorry for his old old boyfriend, Madman---you don't want to know as he really is crazy, God is a fake, Canadman doesn't count because he posts everywhere.

Come to think of it, my gal has complained that I have a hard cover, but I open up and we have a wonderful time... she reads me so well.