The stupidest things a client can say to an escort....

[muckin]

but.... but but i said "I do"??!?!

shh don't tell muck

No more moped for Danny!! Muckchelles punishment tbd, spanking wont work she likes that.:LMAO:

 

[Madman]

Hey ,this thread has been hi-jacked. Lets get back to the dumb things clients say!

How about, do you really like me?

 

[Lily of Montreal]

One asked me after 30 min in the action ,it was our first meeting: ''if I've ever fell in love with my client and if I could go away with him for a week? ''...way too intense as first contact...answer is yes and no...but it does takes more then 30 min for me to fall for someone...

Last week I got a PM on another board asking ''if I was still active?"",hum,if i was retire I would not still have an account on review board and post ads would I? sigh...I replied that yes I was still meeting and he replied that he had heard I was not anymore ...

 

[cristycurves]

Not many options in the automated teller machine Funky & Music:biggrin2:


Yes i know, at the moment.

I am the joker at HUBGFE, Papa is the chef, Guido the food taster, Peace the tree hugger, Cristy our educator, PrimO our sexless expert, nntsci the walking encyclopedia, Muchchelle is our young princess that feels sorry for his old old boyfriend, Madman---you don't want to know as he really is crazy, God is a fake, Canadman doesn't count because he posts everywhere.

There are more I can tell you about but getting a headache from thinking too much.

Don't believe Dannydevito if he tells you he loves you and wants to marry you.

I'm the educator?:SayWhat?:Hmmmmmm:rofl!::biggrin2: Well thank you Boing, I'm surprised and flattered and I'll take that as a compliment

another stupid question asked, and one that is none of your business....."is this the bed you sleep on"

 

[Guest]

Hey ,this thread has been hi-jacked. Lets get back to the dumb things clients say!

How about, do you really like me?

still the worst one (wasn't from me, was a friend and confirmed by seeing the text messages)

a strict mormon, wanted a large dark blue religious sheet he would provide, over her entire body but not the crotch. couldn't see the client at any time during encounter and the client would not see him either - he also had a wardrobe request.... to wear mormon panties (they mean "purity" and have a crotch hole like boxers so they dont have to be taken off when doing their business)
but "its okay, it will be like any other session i promise." :LMAO:

can't fricken believe it until this day.... wonder if anyone took him up on it Praise-Bowing

 

[JunoxGrey]

"Where do you live?"
"how many clients do you see a day"
"why don't you have a boyfriend??"
"haha I should charge you!" *eyes roll so far back they may never come back*

 

[muckin]

Hey ,this thread has been hi-jacked. Lets get back to the dumb things clients say!

How about, do you really like me?

Of course she likes you she said so.:biggrin2:

 

[Lily of Montreal]

One guy,after I saw him and it was a really fun meeting wrote back asking to see me again but this time for free ,''since I enjoyed myself'' last time...
sigh,I like going to the hairdresser should it be free? You would prefer the lady do not enjoy meeting you?

 

[nntsci]

One guy,after I saw him and it was a really fun meeting wrote back asking to see me again but this time for free ,''since I enjoyed myself'' last time...
sigh,I like going to the hairdresser should it be free? You would prefer the lady do not enjoy meeting you?

or expect a discount cause he looks so good
(from a movie, Leaving Las Vegas)

 

[nntsci]

One guy,after I saw him and it was a really fun meeting wrote back asking to see me again but this time for free ,''since I enjoyed myself'' last time...
sigh,I like going to the hairdresser should it be free? You would prefer the lady do not enjoy meeting you?

Indeed... good point.
I'm sure glad the gal I see enjoys the time we spend together... it greatly enhances my fun.

For my own career, I really enjoy what I do for a living (a lot of statistics and writing), but I do expect to get paid for it.
Got to pay the bills somehow.

 

[Lily of Montreal]

I could relate to the writing part being fun but you lost me at the statistics lol,not my forte...my accountant doesn't know if he should laugh or cry at my finance skills,I always joke that I draw very well and count very bad...

Another weird comment: a ex-favourite once asked me to see him for a coffee as he was in town and had a half hour to fill between meeting,he didn't have the funds or the time to meet me and he said ,when I said no (I do not do social of any kind) : ''but that's what friends do...'',sigh,we are friends with benefits: I get the benefits and we both get the friendship but it still do not mean I can spend 1h to go see you for a 30 min coffee break and 1h back home to my real life work...

I will take the time to meet as Lily but otherwise I am chained to my computers...

 

[nntsci]

I could relate to the writing part being fun but you lost me at the statistics lol,not my forte...my accountant doesn't know if he should laugh or cry at my finance skills,I always joke that I draw very well and count very bad...

Another weird comment: a ex-favourite once asked me to see him for a coffee as he was in town and had a half hour to fill between meeting,he didn't have the funds or the time to meet me and he said ,when I said no (I do not do social of any kind) : ''but that's what friends do...'',sigh,we are friends with benefits: I get the benefits and we both get the friendship but it still do not mean I can spend 1h to go see you for a 30 min coffee break and 1h back home to my real life work...

I will take the time to meet as Lily but otherwise I am chained to my computers...

if anything there is an opportunity cost involved in socializing...
a lady I've seen off and on for 5 years, retired again (for the 3rd time), and she's left town... so we're saying good bye and she said she might be back to visit family in the new year but she won't have a place, but maybe we can get a coffee... I note that I could get a hotel... and so I have another date tentatively scheduled next year sometime.

 

[catherine st.claire]

I have a slurpy guest who arrives with a new roll of cling wrap and proceeds to mummy wrap me from the waist down to mid thigh; he touches no other part of me during the playtime. He then goes to town (never getting anywhere near my cookie!) and utilizes so much saliva there are wet road shoulders down each side of me. I then have to take an exacto knife and cut the saran wrap straight from my knees to my cookie and stick the wrap to the inside of my thighs to get ready for the main event. And every time he asks me if I enjoyed it? And every time I tell him I didn't feel a thing and recommend we use a dental dam. Every time, he replies "I just feel those are too impersonal"...

SMH

smiles, cat

 

[Pierce]

"Where do you live?"
"how many clients do you see a day"
"why don't you have a boyfriend??"
"haha I should charge you!" *eyes roll so far back they may never come back*

I've never said that. You've mistaken me for someone else :shout: