Things you do that offend but you don't realize it.

[Beef Jerky]

I met a couple, she works for a bank that counts the money we deposit to the Machines


She has a beef with those that don't follow the rules. What rules I said sarcastically, she says:

There are written words with 2 long arrows in each envelope. How do 50% fail to do so?.


Heard any more pathetic ones?.

 

[Leo]

Paying a $2 item with a brown one.

 

[Curly]

I offered my seat to an old man during the Pan Am games. He felt insulted and siad he is 10 times fitter than I am.

He could be right.

 

[oldguyzer]

I always hold doors and elevators open for whomever is following me, male or female, as a matter of common courtesy. There's one woman who always snaps at me "you think I can't open the door myself?" or some variation on assuming she's the weaker sex.

I still hold the door for her.

 

[Al Bumin]

Not tipping movers.

 

[AmiAndrews]

Yelling 'on your left/right' when I'm out on a run and coming up behind pedestrians. Some seem right pissed at me for announcing my passing. How dare I not run them over! I must be missing something... Hmmmmmm

 

[User-E]

Yelling 'on your left/right' when I'm out on a run and coming up behind pedestrians. Some seem right pissed at me for announcing my passing. How dare I not run them over! I must be missing something... Hmmmmmm

I learned to do that while working as a waitress at a busy restaurant. We'd always yell 'coming through, right behind you, on your right ...' to avoid collisions. I learned the hard way when I crashed into another waitress carrying a tray full of bowls of hot French Onion soup.

:don'twantto-see:/

 

[Prick]

I look at myself in the mirror every morning. Beginning to realize how sexy I am.

 

[Notalunatic]

Anyone ever danced like no one is watching?.