This is how shit happens.

[Blackmore]

IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE PLAN
AND THEN
CAME THE ASSUMPTIONS.

AND THE ASSUMPTIONS
WERE WITHOUT FORM AND THE
PLAN WAS COMPLETELY WITHOUT SUBSTANCE

AND THE DARKNESS WAS UPON THE
FACES OF THE EMPLOYEES
AND THEY SPOKE AMONG THEMSELVES SAYING

"IT IS A CROCK OF SHIT AND IT STINKS!"
"IT IS A PALL OF DUNG AND NONE MAY ABIDE THE ODOR
THEREOF",

AND THE SUPERVISORS WENT UNTO THEIR
MANAGERS, SAYING "IT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT AND IT
IS VERY STRONG, SUCH THAT NONE MAY ABIDE IT!".

AND THE MANAGERS WENT UNTO THEIR DIVISION MANAGERS,
SAYING, "IT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILIZER AND NONE MAY ABIDE
ITS STRENGTH!".

AND THE DIVISION MANAGERS WENT UNTO
THEIR DIRECTORS, SAYING "IT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS
PLANT GROWTH AND IT IS VERY STRONG!"

AND THE DIRECTORS WENT UNTO THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE
OFFICER, SAYING "IT PROMOTES GROWTH AND IS VERY
POWERFUL!!"

AND THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER WENT UNTO
THE BOARD, SAYING
"THIS NEW PLAN WILL ACTIVELY PROMOTE THE GROWTH AND
EFFICIENCY OF THIS ORGANIZATION!!"

AND THE BOARD LOOKED UPON THE PLAN
AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD

AND THE PLAN
BECAME POLICY

THIS IS HOW SHIT HAPPENS!

 

[TINY]

No shit.

 

[DonCorleo]

Sounds like the place I work for now.