Unwritten rules in life.

[DannyDeVito]

If you see a hot woman and your buddy next to you didn't. It is your duty to silently nudge him without saying a word. This way his or your girlfriend will not detect it.

 

[BEER]

Beer should never be wasted when winning a championship. Keep using champagne dammit.

 

[Wes]

A friend's ex is completely off limits.

 

[Al Bumin]

If you miss the first high five attempt.

Don't do another. Just not very manly.

Accept defeat.

 

[Pullmyfinger]

If you ever sleep at a friend's bed when he is away.

WASH THE SHEETS afterwards.

 

[anon1]

Your bud's sister is off limits, unless you marry her.

 

[anon1]

Never try to eat anything larger than your head.

 

[Transient]

Don't stick your head into a particle accelerator.

 

[Willy]

Don't smoke a joint when there is a large pizza sitting on the kitchen table.

 

[Admiral]

Never let your best friend pay for dinner. Unless he has more money than you.

 

[HOF]

no

 

[Aloha]

Never burn - cheat the hand that feeds you.

 

[Casa_Nova]

don't go on HUBGFE on your work computer :biggrin2:

 

[ConquerorRyan]

don't go on HUBGFE on your work computer :biggrin2:

lol

**It's not considered cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.. cause it's your dog** lmao

- Don't eat yellow snow

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Don't piss in the wind and if you do close your eyes and mouth tightly.

 

[Wanker]

Never compliment another man on his looks.

 

[User-E]

If you miss the first high five attempt.

Don't do another. Just not very manly.

Accept defeat.

 

[Boing]

LMAO :LMAO:

 

[Boing]

Never rob a place with a skinny guy.

 

[ThePunisher]

Cheerleading is only a spectator sport.