Unwritten rules in life.

[papasmerf]

never ask a friend to help you bury a body

 

[Tourist]

never ask a friend to help you bury a body

A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a body.

 

[a 1 player]

Admit when you are wrong.

 

[Senor Gomes]

Admit when you are wrong.

Women are the exception.

 

[Casa_Nova]

Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them

 

[Senor Gomes]

Women, can't live with them, can't shoot them

No need amigo. Just let them scream with pleasure.

Remember to stick your thumb up her culito before she climaxes.

You can thank me later.

 

[Napoleon]

Never dare your boss to fire you.


Just not a smart call.

 

[papasmerf]

If your mount has a Martingale you need to figure it is there for a good reason

 

[Napoleon]

If your mount has a Martingale you need to figure it is there for a good reason

:biggrin:

 

[papasmerf]

never try to piss out an electrical fire

when you pass gas in an elevator always give the person next to you a WTF look

 

[SQUISH]

Never assume.

 

[papasmerf]

Never assume the position.

fixed your post

 

[SQUISH]

fixed your post

You are too kind :NoNoNo:

 

[Tourist]

Never walk into a lingerie store and ask directions to the children's section.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Never answer the question "Does this make me look fat" truthfully.

 

[Transient]

Never answer the question "Does this make me look fat" truthfully.

I believe the correct answer to that question is, "No dear, it makes you look old".

 

[Madman]

I believe the correct answer to that question is, "No dear, it makes you look old".

I knew you were a charmer:NoNoNo:

 

[Ipost]

No man to man hugs. If you do have to, only with one arm and no lingering.

 

[O J]

Not cool to hold a woman's purse.

 

[SillyGirl]

Never send a man to buy tampons.