Unwritten rules in life.

[TINY]

Never send a man to buy tampons.

Did it once. Bought her the wrong one. Talk about bitching and whining Damn-Not too smart

 

[papasmerf]

Did it once. Brown her the wrong one. Talk about bitching and whining Damn-Not too smart

the ex once sent me for some.

I brought back pads.
she complained and I told her the pads were cheaper and safer.

Never asked me again

 

[Blank_Dave]

Never rely on anyone for anything. Seriously.

If it's intimacy you're looking for, you're in the wrong place.

 

[Tourist]

Love many
Harm few
Trust none.

 

[Stan Lee]

Share gas expenses if you are a passenger on a long trip.

 

[papasmerf]

always keep boots, a tyvek suit, gloves and a shovel in the trunk, you never know when you will need to dig yourself out of a problem.

 

[Stoner]

Just listen, they don't want your input.

 

[Prick]

Your steak must be a minimum of 8 oz for men. Anything under makes you a wuzz.

 

[Doggie]

Stay away from negative thinking people.

 

[papasmerf]

Stay away from negative thinking people.

well that is a negative opinion of people :-Cool/"

 

[Cardinal Fang]

He who laughs last usually didn't get the joke.

 

[papasmerf]

never refuse a beer from a guy in a strip joint wearing a cassock and a mitre hat.

However never tell him you were an alter-boy

 

[FUKUMAN]

He who laughs last usually didn't get the joke.

Shit I do that all the time.

 

[DonDude]

Always give but stop short when they want to give you a tax receipt.

 

[Tourist]

If you can stay level headed, while everyone else is freaking out.
Obviously you don't fully grasp the situation.

 

[God]

If you can stay level headed, while everyone else is freaking out.
Obviously you don't fully grasp the situation.

:LMAO:

 

[Transient]

All hail the glow cloud.

 

[Butch]

Never shave another man.

 

[Shithead]

Don't be a shithead.

 

[Dismissed]

Never play spin the bottle with your female cousins.