Urban Cowboy's recent massage parlor mini-reviews

[HUBGFEsup]

Distilled summary of my recent massage parlor sessions before I type up "official" (ie - sanitized) reviews for TERB and CERB.

Brittney @ Brass Club (1st visit): Tiny fit ballerina spinner, half-native, very youthful (almost jailbait-looking) face that sort of looks like pornstar Lexxi Rippa. Flirtatious, friendly, and reasonably open about her personal life. Light GFE: Lots of kissing on the lips with no tongue, usual physical closeness/caressing/groping, bodyslides, manual finish. No touching her pussy, no DATY.

Victoria @ Paradise Spa (3rd visit): We all know her already. Kissing on the lips with no tongue, but she's so easygoing and accepting of almost whatever you want to do. I just went for my usual mutual uncovered oral and CIM finish. She doesn't let me make her cum orally more than once because she's sensitive after one orgasm. Jokey and chill like an old friend. GFE+.

Joanna @ Paradise Spa (1st visit): Whoever put "sort of Asian features" in one of her reviews is correct. Actual ethnicity is South American and French Canadian, but they come together in a way to make her face look vaguely Asian. If I ever think of a celebrity comparison, I'll share. Super friendly and flirty, perhaps overplaying the "hostess role" honed during her time last year as a CMJ hostess. She's actually slimmer in real life than her pics which were taken last year at CMJ, which she attributes to slimming down after getting away from CMJ West's nearby fattening Tim Horton's. Banging body with incredible natural breasts (at least I think they were natural) which were fun to grab while I was fucking the crack of her ass in the shower. Skipped massage entirely in favour of 69 for most of the session. Digit (singular; tightness prevented me from not being able to insert another finger) and heavy relentless DATY as she was insatiable. Mild pussy smell but easy to overcome. No kissing on the lips but she did kiss everywhere else and I could swear her lips and tongue made contact with my balls and the lower part of my shaft while in 69. Manual finish while I muffled my moans by making out hardcore with her pussy. Definitely GFE.

Amanda @ Vibe (1st visit): One of the hot new French girls that Kristie has imported from Montreal. Bilingual and speaks English with a cute French accent. Facially looks like an uber-hot version of Adele @ CMJ + Gwen @ Brass Club (if you can imagine it). Wears glasses. Enhanced boobs are very well done, which were fun to grab when fucking the crack of her ass in the shower. Killer body, super happy and friendly, and seemed to appreciate my efforts to converse in French. OK with touching the outside of her pussy. Did not attempt digits or DATY. Great kisser. Decent massage, likes to tease with her nails, bodyslides, manual finish with her face very close to my dick. Definitely GFE.

 

[mmad]

Wow, nice reviews. I gotta get out more instead of seeing the same MA every week... look what I'm missing :biggrin2:

 

[HUBGFEsup]

I'm someone who rarely repeats so I don't reap any of the imagined benefits of increased comfort with a select few girls. I won't ever get extra mileage, off-the-clock time, dates, or sleepovers. I have been encouraged numerous times to try sticking with one girl, but I hobby so infrequently and feel the need to chase every shiny new thing that crosses my path...

 

[paul mott]

Thanks so much UC for such detailed and interesting reviews. as they cover virtually everything, without the unnecessary filler stuff. Nothing wrong with going for variety and not seeing one or two regularly, as I prefer, although outcall is a whole different dynamic. Everyone's pleasure is different but your way is how new gems are found.

 

[HUBGFEsup]

If I was allowed to write in this concise no-bullshit way on the review boards, I'd be finished writing very quickly! Unfortunately the public forums require some language finessing and obfuscation of details, which takes some time to write... and nobody reads them anyway.

 

[HUBGFEsup]

Since you and Ryan enjoy blondes, Joanna and Amanda might be worth trying. Vibe is "different" now that Kristie is fully in charge. No more Gina, and Alyssa seems to be out of the picture too. So perhaps it's time for our DOB group to lift the boycott on Vibe?

I think Joanna's boobs are real, while Amanda's were enhanced (but well done). Both loved stuffing their boobs in my face.

NoFapNovember was more incentive to hobby. It becomes very easy and convenient to just save money and jack off at home. But I wanted to break out of that complacency. I gave Victoria an 11 day saved-up huge load.

 

[blackram]

The boycott was lifted long time ago on Vibe, once Gina gave up management.

 

[slurp]

I've never gone to Vibe before or after the boycott, so I was an effective boycotter. :wacko:

 

[Hector17]

Me neither...I'm a "west ender"...DT, Sandy Hill at best

 

[mmad]

Me neither...I'm a "west ender"...DT, Sandy Hill at best

Geez, you'd think we lived in Toronto where it takes 2 hours to get from west to east! I just Googled, from Nicholas to Canotek Rd, 9 minutes !! Shit, I wait in line at Tim's for longer than that !! Come on Hector, expand your horizons.
:biggrin2:

 

[Hector17]

Ya...you're right....I even lived in Tor from 91-96, and experienced that type of traffic and time consumption.

 

[HUBGFEsup]

First time hobbying since my November mini-rampage.

Chanel @ CMJ: My buddy saw her in December and highly recommended her to me as someone who is very good-looking and offered kissing, digits, and DATY. I only got kissing and outside-pussy light touching. I could probably steer her in a different direction next time. Best hand finish I've had in a long time. No showers with me, but for good reasons that preserved her hair and makeup. That about covers what I didn't describe in my TERB review. Can't think of a celebrity resemblance but she vaguely resembles Lola who recently retired from Vibe and is nursing a snowboarding injury.

Pipes @ CMJ: Facially looks vaguely like Avril Lavigne. Highly confident and seductive. She is either highly skilled at putting on the act of being your girlfriend or she genuinely loves me. First session had SF2, heavy makeouts, DATY, tons of penis massage on me, but I couldn't cum. I saw her the next day and she took a gentler, more pampering, low-key approach and focused on junior... finally came.

Neither girl did bodyslides, oddly enough, though I can live without them.

 

[HUBGFEsup]

An update about recent massage adventures.

In mid-February, I saw Lacy and Pipes @ CMJ for a 30min heavy makeout duo. I figured I wouldn't have enough time to cum in a fast-paced 30min session, and I consider kissing to be more YMMV than a handjob, so when given a choice I will usually default to kissing. Prior to this duo, I had only kissed multiple women spaced out throughout an evening but I had always wanted to make out with two girls SIMULTANEOUSLY. So it was nice to finally accomplish something on my bucket list.

Flora @ CMJ: We connected immediately on Twitter. Facially she greatly resembles Jennifer Aniston. My review is on TERB but of course I can speak more honestly here in our private group. I feel funny about our situation. Our sexual energy is slightly off kilter (maybe we're not sexually compatible?), I couldn't cum during our session, and overall it was probably my lowest mileage CMJ session so far (though we did kiss, just once, thus still preserving my 100% kissing success rate at CMJ). Despite these "negatives", we get along incredibly well on every other level. We've become friends and we took a day trip to Montreal last weekend (she didn't charge me). I was a gentleman and didn't push for anything, and we had a blast. We have plans to do other things as friends. I will be meeting her family next month. But I dunno if sessioning with her again would just be wasting money especially when there are plenty of other girls available where the mutual "click" on a sexual level is more natural.

Ended up seeing Pipes @ CMJ one final time before she moved out of town at the end of February. DATY + digits, but lighter kissing than usual. At least I was able to cum. We were trying to get together outside the club in late February but this never materialized due to conflicting schedules and her preparing to move took up much of her non-work time. She might return to town for her convocation in the spring and to party on Canada Day but isn't sure she will work at CMJ since her move out of Ottawa was to pursue her civilian career.

Had a duo with Ivory and Faith @ CMJ. I don't have a celebrity comparison for Ivory (and she doesn't either) but Faith looks like Daisy Ridley. By all accounts I knew Faith was not GFE and wouldn't kiss, even from speaking to her personally when I first met her, and this was substantiated on the GFE list with her -2 score (-1 from a TERBite named smartdick who I've met in person, and -1 from TERBite maurice93 who seems to be a long-time forum member). So for a long time I basically didn't pay much attention to Faith. However I got to chatting with Ivory and I brought up my little tradition of makeout duos and she nominated some girls, including Faith. I was puzzled by Ivory's confidence in Faith because of what I knew about Faith before. However I was reassured that both wanted to do this duo and I figured I'd jump at the chance to kiss a girl who basically doesn't kiss anyone. (She later admitted to me she is very selective about who to kiss, based on hygiene.) Well it started as a heavy makeout duo which I was pleased to have, but they quickly escalated it into a regular duo of nakedness and hand release too, which was unexpected. Energy and vibe was just stellar between the three of us. Both girls are animals. I was quite surprised but realize I was probably on the lucky side of YMMV with Faith. I didn't push for much, so no digits or DATY, but maybe they might be open to it in solo sessions now that we've gotten naked and comfortable together.

It looks like I'm hobbying exclusively at CMJ, but it's due to a combination of living close to CMJ West, the familiarity, not wanting to venture far during winter, and a couple walk-in misfires at Brass Club where I wasn't able to secure appointments. And I will likely hobby at CMJ some more in the next month, given that the CMJ party had a "lucky draw" where $10 lets you draw one ticket out of a hat, and $20 gets you three tickets. The best prizes were five tickets of "60min free sessions with any girl", but despite me paying $80 to draw 12 times, I kept drawing regular prizes (seen in the pictures below). Still, a good value considering $20 will get you more than $20 in value returned to you. Since I won't be able to use them all up before April 10, let me know if you want to buy any of these tickets off me, and I'll cut you guys a deal. (ie - if it's a ticket for $20 off, I'll probably charge $10.) Otherwise I'll just try and use $80 worth to get my money back.

 

[paul mott]

Fantastic reviews, really enjoyed reading it all and very informative, in part as I'm a big duo fan, but 3 way compatibility is key and harder to find. I don't normally go to spas as prefer outcall to my place, however will go sometimes to see if they'd be receptive to coming over to my place, which many have over the years. I've always found Faith to be really attractive, so it was great to read about her. I also liked Flora, and you sure must have hit it off with her to be going to meet her family....you obviously are closer to her age than I sure would be in order for a family intro. I see Ivory does outcall so might consider that as she looks attractive and is slim, and as you said an animal!

 

[HUBGFEsup]

You once had Lacy over for an outcall, right? Did that develop into an ongoing thing? CMJ outcalls seem to be $20 extra, and I live so close to CMJ West that I just visit the club anyway, but if there is the possibility to go way beyond limits during an outcall, then I would reconsider and be willing to spend that extra $20. What has your experience been?

I learned I was Ivory and Faith's first duo ever. They have played together before and like each other a lot but have never entertained a guy together before. So that was fun. CMJ published sneak peeks on a new video featuring several girls, and the two brunettes playing together are Ivory and Faith.

 

[paul mott]

No never had Lacy over. I did have the well reviewed Mandy over who was at CMJ, who later went Indy with I think Stacey. Saw Mandy privately several times and went out for dinner with her as well. She's now retired or moved. Had fs with her but only once. Also Lili from Brass who wasn't there long and who was very petite but that was last year. I've had a number of others over and who I've gone out with as well, such as Maya from ALO, Chantel Summers from Paradise, both for about a year, but neither are working anymore, they had regular full time day jobs. Also Victoria from Paradise when she was indy. The duo I'd like is with Violette and Lola at Brass, which they advertise for, although not likely they'd do outcall and not sure how GFE Violette is though, but great body. Of course many Asians over the years. All that to say, no question outcall changes what mileage you can get, which isn't surprising given the non spa environment and rules, but like any girls it's whether there's chemistry and they get to keep all the money unless I booked through Jas. I wish other spas would have outcall as an option.

Primrose from Brass is on SA as is Andrea and Grace from CMJ and tattooed Katrina who was at Paradise, but I'm sure Lacy is on there too, as profile says young sensual blonde looking for a good time and looks like her. Also Francesca from Vibe

 

[HUBGFEsup]

This is your Lacy outcall thread I was referring to:

Unfortunately nobody has any current intel for me about Violette at BC. Otherwise I'd be happy to share. Only schtuur on TERB nominated her -1 and said "super hot but not GFE" and this was months ago.

 

[Skinflute]

Thanks to UC and we are now VERY well informed, DOB's beware:wink2:

 

[paul mott]

Holy crap I'm making an appointment today to see my doctor, to get checked for Alzheimer's as my memory RAM is clearly not functioning!! Mind you that was a year and a half ago and in the hobby world that's a very long time ago to remember. Nostalgic reading that review as it was so positive, but then I never bothered to see her again. Damn can't believe I didn't associate her name with having seen her...hope I don't have to wait too long to see a specialist as I need treatment urgently...lol

Maybe I should contact her again to see if she remembers me, and if not then I won't feel so bad. Would be interesting though to see if she's changed in that period of time and if she's still with that jerk bf.

 

[HUBGFEsup]

It was a great thread and the original stimulus for me wondering about CMJ outcalls!

According to a recent (Valentine's Day) post on Lacy's Instagram account, she might still be with him. The caption on the photo of them reads: "Apparently I have a surprise waiting for me at my apartment... My cats get more attention than this asshole does lol and although my relationship is VERY far from perfect, and I have serious attachment issues, he deserves a little something something too. Just for putting up with me."