Warning!! FUN THREAD!! MARRY-FUCK-KILL Thread!!!

[vader75]

Ok this was posted on this board a long time ago but I'm here to bring it back to life. I hope

It's the Marry, Fuck, Kill Thread


Choose three members from the board or celebrities and enter them into the thread.
(You can enter a list of 3women or 3men or a list of both -exe 3men and 3women)
(also title the list to make it easier for someone to reply to -exe Women Celebrity list #1 or Men's list #2 )

The next person has to choose who they would Marry


Who they would Fuck


And who they would KILL!!!


And add reason WHY!!!
Then add the next 3 names...and the game goes on.


I will start it off with a celebrity list...

Ladie Celebrities #1 :
Emilia Clarke
Margot Robbie
Cobie Smulders

Men Celebrities #1
Henry Cavill
Chris Pratt
Chris Hemsworth


Who will you Marry
Who will you Fuck!!!
And Who will you KILL!!!




And Please...its a game.
Have some fun

 

[Prick]

Not this again :don'twantto-see:/

 

[Lily Divine]

LOL! VADER!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Nooo do it sexy...do it slower...do it doucement.

Okay I may be a little loopy on pain killers but I'll play.

I'd fk Emilia, cuz she's hawt.

I'd marry Margot, cuz I think she would always keep life interesting.

I'd kill Cobie. She annoys me.

I'd fk the hell out of Chris Hemsworth, cuz Chris Hemsworth.

I'd marry Chris Pratt, cuz he's adorable and funny as hell.

I'd kill Henry cuz meh.

My list:

Female celebs:

Olivia Wilde

Ariana Grande

Kaley Cuoco

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I have no idea who any of these people are,lol...

Okay I've heard of Olivia Wilde but that's it.

 

[PEPE]

Marry

 

[bolt.upright]

Female celebs:
Olivia Wilde
Ariana Grande
Kaley Cuoco

All right, I'm not on painkillers so, against my better judgement, I'll play.

Marry: Olivia Wilde, just imagining going to bed and waking up next to her every morning...
Fuck: Ariana Grande, because she looks like she's be a lot of fun for a couple of hours. Yeah, she might outlast me, just a little.
Kill: Kaley Cuoco, just process of elimination. Nothing personal. If I can fuck her too before I kill her, I will.

This list would be a lot more difficult to choose, for me. Discuss:

Emma Stone


Natalie Portman


Amanda Seyfried

 

[peace]

ok...

Marry: :no:
Fuck: I am not going to choose one...I would be crazy to do that. Variety is :great:
Kill: :no:

My celebrity list: :dontknow:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Because I am SUCH A MAN, I'm doing both lists.

Olivia Wilde
Ariana Grande
Kaley Cuoco

Marry - Olivia Wilde because she's the perfect person you want if you were going to play "House."
Fuck - Kaley Cuoco because I'd like to prove the Big Bang Theory and I'm convinced she can squirt.
Kill - Ariana Grande because I'm not sure what I hate more, her voice or that 60's ponytail.

All right, I'm not on painkillers so, against my better judgement, I'll play.

Emma Stone
Natalie Portman
Amanda Seyfried

Marry - Emma Stone because she pulls off that redhead look soooooooo well.
Fuck - Amanda Seyfried because I saw Mama Mia and she deserves a hate fuck for that stupid movie.
Kill - Natalie Portman because she ruined Star Wars for me.


My List:

Sofia Vergara


Mila Kunis


Christina Hendricks

 

[Madman]

I'd marry SillyG- because she would divorce me in a week

I'd fuck any and all the ladies here

I'd kill the smerf, tie Peace up to a tree, beat the doc with his telescope, and add kill Muckin so I could steal his prize from the hockey pool he is surely going to win.

 

[Wanker]

Bob is that you?.

 

[Prick]

Nooo do it sexy...do it slower...do it doucement.

Okay I may be a little loopy on pain killers but I'll play.

I'd fk Emilia, cuz she's hawt.
I'd marry Margot, cuz I think she would always keep life interesting.
I'd kill Cobie. She annoys me.

I'd fk the hell out of Chris Hemsworth, cuz Chris Hemsworth.
I'd marry Chris Pratt, cuz he's adorable and funny as hell.
I'd kill Henry cuz meh.

My list:

Female celebs:
Olivia Wilde
Ariana Grande
Kaley Cuoco

Cobie who?.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Yeah I think this thread would work better with pics included. I'll amend my original post.

This is just a GAME. You're not actually saying you wanna do any of these things to these people. And you're supposed to make the best choices you can when it's your turn. So if you don't think you could choose, just wait to play until you can... Or here's a wild concept: don't play! :tongue:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

This is just a GAME. You're not actually saying you wanna do any of these things to these people.

No no. I really would want to FUCK Kaley Cuoco. I'd reck that chick. :wink2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

We left off here:


My List:

Sofia Vergara


Mila Kunis


Christina Hendricks

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I'd fk Christina cuz she's a redhead.
I'd marry Mila cuz she's thebombdiggity.
I'd kill Sofia cuz I cannot imagine listening to her for longer than a day.

My list:
Female celebs:
Beyoncé
Shakira
Madonna

Do I really need to supply pics for these three?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*+5 points for the use of thebombdiggity in a post*

 

[bolt.upright]

My list:
Female celebs:
Beyoncé
Shakira
Madonna

Do I really need to supply pics for these three?

Madonna? Madonna who. Hmm, the name rings a bell, but I think I need a picture, preferably one from the 80's. In a wedding dress.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

My list:
Female celebs:
Beyoncé
Shakira
Madonna

I'd marry Beyonce just to piss off Jay Z
I'd fuck Shakira because she is super "bendy."



And I'd kill Madonna because I'm kinda tired of her.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Brittany Spears
Lindsey Lohan
Paris Hilton