What annoying things have happened to you during sex?

[Bubba]

Happened to me with Molly. I felt so embarrassed.

Your dick went limp I presume. Darn I was in pain she kept yelling walk on it walk on it. I said I have to get off the friken bed first.

 

[blackram]

Don't any of you get cramps when she is riding you in CG?

Yeah, my balls are pretty sensitive, if they get bashed hard, I lose my erection. It's weird as cowgirl is one of my fantasy positions for looking at a girl. I love the idea of a girl riding up and down my dick, but I can't stand the way it feels, and I'm always conscious about what kind of a hurt I'll get if she slams back down on me too hard, so I lose concentration.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Well I guess my body parts aren't as sensitive as you guys. Body cramps, aches, pains, scratches, gashes...none of that bothers me if I'm having sex. Actually, any thing that may normally annoy me at any other time doesn't bother me during sex

 

[Transient]

Sensitive or not, an unexpected cold dog snout between the cheeks during sex will cause a sudden annoyance! :shout::biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

One time, with a civvie, I looked up and she asked if I had a nose-bleed! What a bitch!

 

[HOF]

One time I had this woman over for dinner and she was dessert, I will never cook broccoli for a woman that I will potentially be eating later.

 

[HOF]

One time I was shaggin' a superstar escort and Sillygirl called and interrupted my breakfast.:don'twantto-see:/

 

[SillyGirl]

One time I was shaggin' a superstar escort and Sillygirl called and interrupted my breakfast.:don'twantto-see:/

It still makes me laugh that you answered the phone. :LMAO:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Your dick went limp I presume.

Good heavens no. I got up so quickly because of the pain that she thought I was coming up to kiss her and we eventually just banged heads. Which leads to the number 2 thing on my list that annoys me during sex. Banging your head. Unless it's a headboard it's not worth it.

Actually, any thing that may normally annoy me at any other time doesn't bother me during sex

So then you'll allow me to tickle you next time?

 

[peace]

When I didnt have a chance to pee before sex but held onto it as I didnt want to ruin the momentum.

 

[a 1 player]

Once had gas so bad I made a girl puke. (In fairness I did tell her to come up from under the sheets).

 

[blackram]

Once had gas so bad I made a girl puke. (In fairness I did tell her to come up from under the sheets).

Before or after you let go of the gas? :beurk:

 

[peace]

what about buying a condom only to discover it was tooo damn tight! (not bragging here ....)

 

[peace]

One time I was shaggin' a superstar escort and Sillygirl called and interrupted my breakfast.:don'twantto-see:/

Now hof, wHy would you answer the phone?????

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

So then you'll allow me to tickle you next time?

You are assuming you haven't already. I'm a lot less ticklish after a few orgasms

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Had a girl who was a back to front wiper I guess. So full bush with what looked like bacon bits. I beat a hasty retreat.

Was having intercourse with a young lovely in the front seat of my mom's 78 honda civic in a place called Alexander's on the Ottawa river parkway. Didn't realize it was about 1:00 AM until the security guard knocked on the window just as I was ready to complete my mission. God dam party pooper I tell you.

Was trying to convince a Carleton University pub pick up to let me in the back door. She said that she would as long as I let her violate me with her dildo. I'll blame it on the alcohol but I did after a time agree. Wow!! did that hurt,lol. Then after seeing how much pain I went through she reneged. I learned a valuable lesson there. Women are born to deceive,lol.

 

[Willy]

When I can't come.

 

[thesun]

How about after sex? We were soundly asleep and suddenly she was snoring and it was scary and loud!

 

[Wise Guy]

She falls asleep during the act.

 

[Gabriella Laurence]

What annoying things have happened to you during sex?

Coming across a fully outgrown, wild and dense rain forest type of pubic area...
Getting a long coarse pubic hair stuck down your throat...
Not being able to bring it back up or make it go down...
Coughing like crazy...
Drinking water, eating bread...
Coughing some more because it is still stuck in there good...
Feeling like you're going to be sick because of the uncontrollable coughing...
Not being able to see anything because of the tears coming down...
And oh, yes, having the inevitable happen... while your guest is waiting for you in bed and wondering what's going on...
And finally, not being able to continue on with the encounter!

My most annoying, unpleasant and disgusting experience ever!! lol