What annoying things have happened to you during sex?

[celticman]

what about buying a condom only to discover it was tooo damn tight! (not bragging here ....)

All brands are way too tight on me.

 

[celticman]

B azerko walked in when Ida was giving me a BBBJ.

 

[oldguyzer]

All brands are way too tight on me.

I don't have that problem. It's the length that's always a major issue, as all the brands I have tried leave only the first half of my dick covered.

Curiously, there's this big roll of material about half way down my dick after I put the condom on. Not sure why they have that sort of rim on the damn thing. Maybe for a tighter seal? A Tim Horton's promotion?

 

[oldguyzer]

B azerko walked in when Ida was giving me a BBBJ.

You sure you got that the right way 'round? :-Cool/"

 

[Boothe]

In a nutshell, men say grooming is preferable.



And women say:

 

[Lady Sophia]

Once during a massage, Purolator showed up banging on my door, scared the crap out of my guest.
OR when my mouth gets suddenly dry while performing a BJ! ARG...

 

[peace]

...annoying.hmmmmmm...after sex, she fell asleep and snored so loud that she shaked the whole bed :no:

 

[cristycurves]

Pussy farts! I hate when that happens!:sorry2:-/It wasn't me:-/:blush2:lol

 

[Boing]

Sneezing before climaxing.

 

[peace]

You have to pee when you are about to cum...

 

[papasmerf]

The Director called cut Funky & Music

 

[Wanker]

Nothing.