What annoying things have happened to you during sex?

[BEORN]

Don't you hate it when you have to take a piss just when you are eating her and feel her big O coming.

 

[-b]

Sharing her with my ex.....:LMAO:

 

[RAWD]

My girlfriend calls my phone.

 

[God]

Bed shaking with headboard banging against the wall specially when you have guests over.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Her husband came home.

 

[Boing]

Pussy farts.

 

[RAWD]

I lost my mojo.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Hair stuck between my teeth.

 

[Madman]

My tongue gets cramped up.

 

[Wazzap]

Kids walking in during the act.

 

[Transient]

Dog gets curious as to what is causing the ruckus, sneaks in and sticks her snout where it don't belong!

 

[blackram]

My wife calls. :LMAO:

 

[BEER]

Pussy farts.

Or real ass farts.

 

[tboy]

the worst for me was (thankfully only once) one time a gf and I were rockin it and she was coming hot and heavy and so I decided to let fly too....and just as I started to she pulled back and decided to change positions so I blew all over the sheets....fuuuuuck........talk about coming UNscrewed lol........

 

[jumpingjackflash]

I started to she pulled back and decided to change positions so I blew all over the sheets....fuuuuuck........talk about coming UNscrewed lol........

I hope you changed the sheets before going to sleep!!:biggrin2:

Charlie horses piss me off. I always seem to get a Charlie horse when I'm in doggy position and have a great rhythm going!

 

[VVJoe]

Putting on condoms.

 

[Annabelle]

Staring up into a man's overly hairy nostrils during the act just totally kills my mood. Guys, for the love of Pete, just trim that shrubbery! We'll all be a lot happier.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Staring up into a man's overly hairy nostrils during the act just totally kills my mood. Guys, for the love of Pete, just trim that shrubbery! We'll all be a lot happier.

Those aren't nose hairs, it's just my moustache expanding it's territory.

 

[Bubba]

Don't any of you get cramps when she is riding you in CG?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Don't any of you get cramps when she is riding you in CG?

Happened to me with Molly. I felt so embarrassed.