What lies have you told to get laid?.

[Patron]

I faked being a vegan for a few weeks.

Well worth it :biggrin2:

 

[Signingin]

I just want a friend :bs:

 

[peace]

I told them I was 'MAURICE" :biggrin2:










just kidding. lol

 

[Guest]

i'm not an escort hahahahah

(yes babe this was before your time!!)

 

[muckin]

i'm not an escort hahahahah

(yes babe this was before your time!!)

thats ok im not telling what I said before you:biggrin2:

 

[Guest]

thats ok im not telling what I said before you:biggrin2:

ohhhh unless you played it on me too hmm......

no sex for a week!!

 

[muckin]

ohhhh unless you played it on me too hmm......

no sex for a week!!

Yea ok, like that will last more than 5min:LMAO:

 

[Peter Baires]

EACE:

Yea ok, like that will last more than 5min:LMAO:

Would you two stop airing your sex problems in public. EWW

 

[Peter Baires]

Little prick is small, so small....
...wait, that's not a lie :Crying/::Crying/:

 

[Prick]

Free coke for the right participant.

 

[muckin]

EACE:

Would you two stop airing your sex problems in public. EWW

As for the original question, in your case its what lie havent you used.:biggrin2:

 

[Peter Baires]

As for the original question, in your case its what lie havent you used.:biggrin2:

Monks can’t lie fucker

 

[Guest]

Monks can’t lie fucker

what kinda monk says the word fucker :LMAO:
but we love you uncle :biggrin2:

 

[muckin]

what kinda monk says the word fucker :LMAO:
but we love you uncle :biggrin2:

See hes lying, lmao. Somehow I doubt saying your a monk is a lie that gets you laid though.:biggrin2:

 

[LibertyLove]

I told him I’d wear a princess mask with a big hole where the mouth is supposed to be and that it would be my first time. [emoji23]


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[LibertyLove]

I told him I’d wear a princess mask with a big hole where the mouth is supposed to be and that it would be my first time. [emoji23]


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Just kidding [emoji15]


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[Anto]

I do not want to be in a relationship.

 

[Nothinmuch]

She left me for another man. How can I trust another woman?.

 

[LadyJacklyn]

I've never done this before.

 

[Pietro]

Oops