What's it called? (***NO PORK ZONE***)

[Louis XIV]

Do we all have the option of starting threads that we as members can moderate to own personal likes and preferences? If so, I'm for sure!

 

[papasmerf]

On this site :SayWhat?:

to allow for intelligent questions, answers, and discussion, without the distraction

He does have the ability to ask and I for one respect his requesting it.

 

[papasmerf]

Do we all have the option of starting threads that we as members can moderate to own personal likes and preferences? If so, I'm for sure!

Yes

 

[Louis XIV]

Yes

Say what, now? I can start a thread and start telling people what they can and can't post in it, and the board will extend me mod powers to banish any post/poster from the thread as I see fit? Awesome!

 

[papasmerf]

Say what, now? I can start a thread and start telling people what they can and can't post in it, and the board will extend me mod powers to banish any post/poster from the thread as I see fit? Awesome!

no but you can set the rules and belittle anyone who does not abide by them.
Write 10 to 12 paragraphs about it and bitch till you fall asleep.

The in the morning do it all over again.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

no but you can set the rules and belittle anyone who does not abide by them.
Write 10 to 12 paragraphs about it and bitch till you fall asleep.

The in the morning do it all over again.

Strangest mod powers ever.........

 

[papasmerf]

Strangest mod powers ever.........

Keeps him busy

 

[papasmerf]

Thank you papasmerf. I just needed Ōllamaliztli, but I learned a few things from the Wikipedia article.

I'll move post #3 to Richard Simmons has aids, so as to not interrupt the flow of intellectual discourse.

Bob I have recovered your original post telling me I was wrong..................You remember the one you buried.

Originally Posted by bobistheowl


What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you? What the fuck is the matter with you? What's the matter with you? Didn't I tell you not to do this? Didn't I tell you? Didn't I tell you? What the fuck is the matter with you?

Congratulations to Jasper, for coming closest, without going over, (sorry, HOOKED), to the official time of One hour, Nineteen minutes.

Jesus Christ, smerf. again? What's the matter with you, fuck? You can't even wait until 7:04? Do you have any idea how much money you cost me?

Fuck it.





Bob are you being paid to post?

 

[Louis XIV]

no but you can set the rules and belittle anyone who does not abide by them.
Write 10 to 12 paragraphs about it and bitch till you fall asleep.

The in the morning do it all over again.

Can I write multiple fictitious anecdotes about my life, in a veiled attempt at fitting in, all while simultaneously hoping to teach subconscious moral messages to those I see as intellectually inferior too?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Can I write multiple fictitious anecdotes about my life, in a veiled attempt at fitting in, all while simultaneously hoping to teach subconscious moral messages to those I see as intellectually inferior too?

* Oh shit....he's on to me.*

 

[papasmerf]

Can I write multiple fictitious anecdotes about my life, in a veiled attempt at fitting in, all while simultaneously hoping to teach subconscious moral messages to those I see as intellectually inferior too?

As long as your posts focus mainly on you.

Be sure to remind people that you opinions hold more value and those who do not see it are just not as educated as yourself.

Also any jokes must only be understood by you

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*OH SHIT...now he's on to me too. *

 

[Louis XIV]

As long as your posts focus mainly on you.

Be sure to remind people that you opinions hold more value and those who do not see it are just not as educated as yourself.

Also any jokes must only be understood by you

Fantastic! Thanks Professor! Gilligan! HEY, GILLIGAN! C'mon little buddy, we got some threads to start! And a raft to build. And coconuts to gather. But the threads come first!

 

[Transient]

*ahem* back to the the topic...
From the original post:

What's it called? (***NO PORK ZONE***) - the answer is Israel.

 

[bobistheowl]

Look - if I plant a little bacon bit in your thread, it's not my fault if others come along and blow it up into a huge ham. I'm not capable of making long winded posts, but even my one liners are sincere.

This time, it's 100% your fault, Sarah, for planting that little bacon bit. Everything that followed was because of you. All it takes is one Pied Piper tooting on his or her pork whistle, and the rats of Hamelin will be sure to follow.

If this sort of crap was happening in your Tan C-36 thread, you probably wouldn't be too happy about it either.

Wild Bill is considering my request to have 83 posts from TV Trivia moved to Richard Simmons has aids. It's a one time only request. I told him that, and I'll stick to my end of the bargain. Honestly, if I bring it back, I don't think it will last for more than a day or two, before one of the pork room bozos gets the ball rolling, and ruins it again. I get it. You're all just having fun, and the way you all have fun is by spoiling other people's fun.

There are a lot of Escorts that advertise on HUBGFE, but they don't post in The Lobby. Some of them post regularly in The Red Board's equivalent, even though they don't advertise there anymore. There's a reason for this. It's called Pork. Pork everywhere. The only way to avoid it is to not come here, and that's why they don't. That's why Tish didn't come back. It wasn't worth it to her.

If you guys could restrict the Pork to only 90, 95% of the threads, everything would be fine, but you can't do that, even when you're specifically asked to not do so.

I don't have the authority to tell any of you guys what to do. If a mod told you lot to behave like you weren't all born in barns, you'd behave. For an hour, or so, like usual. Maybe you all have screen resolutions so large that you can't read the titles of the threads. I doubt it.

I didn't expect this thread to succeed. Fortunately, I found out the two pieces of information that I didn't already know, and then I let nature take its course.

I might or might not resume the TV Trivia. If I do, it will be for Maurice Boscorelli and IfYouSeekAmy, and not for anyone who posted in this thread after #7. It all went to shit after you let a little bit of pork in Sarah. That's all it takes. You knew that was going to happen, and you did it anyway. You were not the worst offender in TV Trivia, but. to paraphrase you, 'you just wanted to help'. Since I didn't need, ask for, or want that help, you helped the people who were hindering me, and saw it as a good deed done.

I don't think of this thread as a failed experiment. I consider it to have been a sacrificial pawn, which served its fleeting purpose.

I hope you are all insufferably proud of your accomplishment. You killed another one, because it was there.

The lot of you can have the rest of this thread. I'm not even going to read it again.

 

[Wild Bill]

This time, it's 100% your fault, Sarah, for planting that little bacon bit. Everything that followed was because of you. All it takes is one Pied Piper tooting on his or her pork whistle, and the rats of Hamelin will be sure to follow.

If this sort of crap was happening in your Tan C-36 thread, you probably wouldn't be too happy about it either.

Wild Bill is considering my request to have 83 posts from TV Trivia moved to Richard Simmons has aids. It's a one time only request. I told him that, and I'll stick to my end of the bargain. Honestly, if I bring it back, I don't think it will last for more than a day or two, before one of the pork room bozos gets the ball rolling, and ruins it again. I get it. You're all just having fun, and the way you all have fun is by spoiling other people's fun.

There are a lot of Escorts that advertise on HUBGFE, but they don't post in The Lobby. Some of them post regularly in The Red Board's equivalent, even though they don't advertise there anymore. There's a reason for this. It's called Pork. Pork everywhere. The only way to avoid it is to not come here, and that's why they don't. That's why Tish didn't come back. It wasn't worth it to her.

If you guys could restrict the Pork to only 90, 95% of the threads, everything would be fine, but you can't do that, even when you're specifically asked to not do so.

I don't have the authority to tell any of you guys what to do. If a mod told you lot to behave like you weren't all born in barns, you'd behave. For an hour, or so, like usual. Maybe you all have screen resolutions so large that you can't read the titles of the threads. I doubt it.

I didn't expect this thread to succeed. Fortunately, I found out the two pieces of information that I didn't already know, and then I let nature take its course.

I might or might not resume the TV Trivia. If I do, it will be for Maurice Boscorelli and IfYouSeekAmy, and not for anyone who posted in this thread after #7. It all went to shit after you let a little bit of pork in Sarah. That's all it takes. You knew that was going to happen, and you did it anyway. You were not the worst offender in TV Trivia, but. to paraphrase you, 'you just wanted to help'. Since I didn't need, ask for, or want that help, you helped the people who were hindering me, and saw it as a good deed done.

I don't think of this thread as a failed experiment. I consider it to have been a sacrificial pawn, which served its fleeting purpose.

I hope you are all insufferably proud of your accomplishment. You killed another one, because it was there.

The lot of you can have the rest of this thread. I'm not even going to read it again.

Don't let it get you down bob. There are a LOT of great people here. You just have to grin and bear it sometimes, recognizing some days you eat the bear; some days he eats you. Your efforts to raise the bar are recognized and are very much appreciated!

And don't be too hard on us Mods. Herding cats is a calling, and not actually a career, so the pay really sucks.