I'm surprised no one has given you the "god was looking out for you" account of your day.
- By the water in your shower being so cold, you avoided scalding your twig and berries.
- If you'd been out the door on time, you would have been hit by a bus on your way to work.
- That flat tire was a bad tire anyhow and was going to fail you as you went around a dangerous corner on your way to work.
- By not getting that Egg McMuffin, you avoided a really bad gastrointestinal infection.
- By getting pulled over and ticketed, you avoided getting caught up in the crossfire of a gang drive by shooting.
- By wearing two different colored socks, you unknowingly prevented a coworker from going postal and shooting up the place. He realized things could be worse in his life.
- Because you saw the cop that gave you the ticket, he was amused and decided to give the next guy a warning instead of a ticket.
