When Plans Go Awry

[Madman]

I was suppose to go to Blue Mountain today but my trip got cancelled. Now I'm sitting at my kitchen table, in my underwear posting on HUBGFE and wondering,

should I go shower and shave, I mean totally man-scape,

or

find some hot porn and get off

or

book a young lady and get off but if I do this should I include number 1 first?

Life can be so difficult at times with life changing decisions.Hmmmmmm

 

[Madman]

PapaS, get back in the kitchen. Nobody wants to hear you play the flute!!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Wait till Thursday then book

 

[Madman]

Wait till Thursday then book

That will mean I will have to man-scape all over again!!!!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

It grows that fast?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Before and after manscaping pix would rock! And NO using anonymous google images

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Before and after manscaping pix would rock! And NO using anonymous google images

LMAO, in MM's case we maybe better off him using anonymous google images!:rofl!:

 

[Casa_Nova]

I was suppose to go to Blue Mountain today but my trip got cancelled. Now I'm sitting at my kitchen table, in my underwear posting on HUBGFE and wondering,

should I go shower and shave, I mean totally man-scape,

or

find some hot porn and get off

or

book a young lady and get off but if I do this should I include number 1 first?

Life can be so difficult at times with life changing decisions.Hmmmmmm

Simple. All of the above.

 

[-b]

Come over and I'll wax you. Whine like a bitch and I won't make you cookies after.

Guess no cookies for him.....
He whines just having to go to work......

 

[Skipper]

PapaS, get back in the kitchen. Nobody wants to hear you play the flute!!

:no:

 

[oldguyzer]

I thought he was the halftime feature....so disappointed to see Beyonce instead.

 

[tboy]

Come over and I'll wax you. Whine like a bitch and I won't make you cookies after.

sorry, I don't know if a shiny madman will be much of an improvement......unless of course you're talking about waxing the purple helmet......

 

[oldguyzer]

sorry, I don't know if a shiny madman will be much of an improvement......unless of course you're talking about waxing the purple helmet......

You wanna wax the Raven's helmets? :sorry2:

 

[Madman]

Come over and I'll wax you. Whine like a bitch and I won't make you cookies after.

NOW I SEE THIS THANKS ALOT! Do you realize how hard it is for one to shave his own arse? THINK ABOUT IT, think of the positions I was in laying in my bathtub, really everyone visualize it!:rofl!:

sorry, I don't know if a shiny madman will be much of an improvement......unless of course you're talking about waxing the purple helmet......

Don't forget smooth as a baby's bottom!!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

...Your smooth and shiny feels so good against my lips, sugar...



Oh goodie now I'm gonna besinging and dancing to Janet all morning

 

[Guido]

...Your smooth and shiny feels so good against my lips, sugar...



Oh goodie now I'm gonna besinging and dancing to Janet all morning

Pics or I don't believe you!:good:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Ok so what was the final outcome here?

 

[papasmerf]

Ok so what was the final outcome here?

Madman ended up going for a full body wax.

Turns out he does look best with a beard.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Pics or I don't believe you!:good:

Challenge accepted

 

[-b]

Madman ended up going for a full body wax.

Turns out he does look best with a beard.

:LMAO: but I do like him in the dress and heels.....