When you pee.

[Tooler]

Does it go to the left, right or do you have to pull your foreskin so it gets a straight dive?

Not trolling, just asking.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Does it go to the left, right or do you have to pull your foreskin so it gets a straight dive?

Not trolling, just asking.

Good question, here's mine. Why is it sometimes when I pull it out to pee I get two streams? One is aimed perfectly into the center of the toilet and the other hits the rim of the toilet and the odd time even gets on my bloody shoes!!

 

[Tooler]

Good question, here's mine. Why is it sometimes when I pull it out to pee I get two streams? One is aimed perfectly into the center of the toilet and the other hits the rim of the toilet and the odd time even gets on my bloody shoes!!

Depends if you are circumcised or not.

 

[Transient]

Random spray pattern. It's a crazy ass sprinkler with a mind of its own.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Depends if you are circumcised or not.

What does that have to do with it if you pull your skin back?

Trans, don't you dare get any ideas!Hmmmmmm

 

[Leo]

You guys are weird. Mine shoots straight to the bowl.

 

[HOF]

Does it go to the left, right or do you have to pull your foreskin so it gets a straight dive?

Not trolling, just asking.

 

[RED]

Troll alert.

 

[oldguyzer]

Mine always dribbles down my leg...

 

[HOOKED]

Troll alert.

The man is asking a serious question that has stumped wives around the world.

"why do men piss all over the seat?"

Tooler is attempting to find this answer and you call him a troll? :NoNoNo:

I just pee'd and have to go again, it can't be because of the coffee because I'm still waiting for a cup,

 

[Prick]

I use both hands to hold mine. Pull the skin over and does the rainbow thingy.

 

[papasmerf]

I have to sit next to the toilet and sling it over my knee to the toilet then pee

if I do not do this, in smaller bathrooms I can not gain the necessary distance to accommodate me

 

[jumpingjackflash]

You guys are so full of shit but what I can tell you is I never need to buy a belt because mine holds my pants up nicely.

 

[papasmerf]

You guys are so full of shit but what I can tell you is I never need to buy a belt because mine holds my pants up nicely.

when I lost my leg the doctors wanted me to get fitted for a new one.
I said na, just put a shoe in this.

 

[LarryB]

when I lost my leg the doctors wanted me to get fitted for a new one.
I said na, just put a shoe in this.

LOL, keep dreaming.

 

[Baz]

Gentlemen, your mis-fires are easily solved. Just sit down when you urinate at home and you will have a happy wife.

 

[papasmerf]

Gentlemen, your mis-fires are easily solved. Just sit down when you urinate at home and you will have a happy wife.

 

[Baz]

No I'm not, it is why I'm a happily married man. Ida never finds sprinkles and the seat is always left down. One must learn to pick their battles in a marriage and fighting over a raised wet seat is not one of them worth battling over.

 

[papasmerf]

No I'm not, it is why I'm a happily married man. Ida never finds sprinkles and the seat is always left down. One must learn to pick their battles in a marriage and fighting over a raised wet seat is not one of them worth battling over.

first of all the seat belongs up at all times when not in use

Second, the only reason it has a lid is to give you a place to sit when you cut your toenails :-Cool/"

 

[oldguyzer]

No I'm not, it is why I'm a happily married man. Ida never finds sprinkles and the seat is always left down. One must learn to pick their battles in a marriage and fighting over a raised wet seat is not one of them worth battling over.

Learn how to aim better.