When you pee.

[Baz]

first of all the seat belongs up at all times when not in use

Second, the only reason it has a lid is to give you a place to sit when you cut your toenails :-Cool/"

How ridiculous is this, everyone knows your toenails should only be cut sitting in the bath-tub or on the edge with your feet on the inside of the tub so they do not fly across the room but stay contained in the tub and later be washed down the drain. Secondly your seat should always be down especially if children are around so they do not fall into the toilet. Papasmerf, you should know better at your age.

 

[papasmerf]

How ridiculous is this, everyone knows your toenails should only be cut sitting in the bath-tub or on the edge with your feet on the inside of the tub so they do not fly across the room but stay contained in the tub and later be washed down the drain. Secondly your seat should always be down especially if children are around so they do not fall into the toilet. Papasmerf, you should know better at your age.

teach the kids to swin other wise they could have trouble on bobbing for goldfish night

 

[HOF]

Well I got circumcised in 2012 and always pissed straight. When I got clipped, it took about 3 months before I was shooting straight consistently!

In fact, I remember the first woman that I had sex with I was aiming for her mouth but got it in her eye! Sorry babe!:biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

Many a marriage has been saved by men conceding this one small point. "Yes dear, I will sit down to pee."

 

[HOF]

Many a marriage has been saved by men conceding this one small point. "Yes dear, I will sit down to pee."

Or just go outside!

My mother taught me about lifting the seat, cleaning the rim and putting the seat back down

 

[Baz]

Learn how to aim better.

I'm a very good sniper but sometimes especially in the morning when one first wakes up it can be a bit of a hit and miss. It is so much easier to sit down but most men are too proud or want to present a macho image. Sit and keep things dry!

 

[papasmerf]

all kidding aside

Sitting to pee is a small concession for a happy marriage.............especially when you consider you are already wearing her bra and panties to bed.:toocool:

 

[Baz]

all kidding aside

Sitting to pee is a small concession for a happy marriage.............especially when you consider you are already wearing her bra and panties to bed.:toocool:

You're wrong just like you are about where and how to cut toenails. I have yet to ever try on a bra or a pair of women's underwear, can you same the same thing with true conviction?

 

[papasmerf]

You're wrong just like you are about where and how to cut toenails. I have yet to ever try on a bra or a pair of women's underwear, can you same the same thing with true conviction?

Sorry BAZ always liked to go commando.

Now if you are talking the odd Rocky Horror Picture Show then I have to say............Sorry but I went commando

 

[BuzzSaw]

First Transient flashing his backside now you telling everyone you go commando, what's going on around here??

 

[oagre]

I'm a very good sniper but sometimes especially in the morning when one first wakes up it can be a bit of a hit and miss. It is so much easier to sit down but most men are too proud or want to present a macho image. Sit and keep things dry!

I sit to pee as well. It's a novel and nontraditional approach, but it eliminates the times you have to mop the washroom with disinfectant to get rid of the pee smell from your misses. You can use the extra time to lie on the couch or surf the computer.

That's how civilization progresses.

 

[BuzzSaw]

I sit to pee as well. It's a novel and nontraditional approach, but it eliminates the times you have to mop the washroom with disinfectant to get rid of the pee smell from your misses. You can use the extra time to lie on the couch or surf the computer.

That's how civilization progresses.

I admit I've assumed the sit and pee position but never ever have I wiped my wang with toilet paper, it's strictly a drain and three shake system.

 

[JessieJames]

Any man that pisses sitting down should have their man car immediately pulled. If you can't aim be a man and piss outside up against a tree.

 

[User-E]

What do you do with your skirt while your sitting down to pee? :biggrin2:



I am sometimes shocked by the directions the stream will come out. I just always aim for the center and make a quick adjustment. I've always wanted a bathroom with a urinal in it at home...why aren't those more common?

A urinal and a bidet! /-Thumbs-up::/

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Um I have a question, if I may, to the men who sit to pee: aren't you dipping yourself in toilet water and then your own pee?

 

[Transient]

The real hassle is when it gets caught in the drain.

 

[Art Mann]

Only the guys in porn flicks, Miss Amy.

I'm far too insignificant for that to happen.

 

[Danolo]

Geeze... I just piss in the sink.... no splashes, easy to wash down, no muss...

 

[Lorenzo]

The shower works very well! I mean, you already have 3 walls and a curtain so it's damned near impossible (not 100%) to get it on the bathroom floor.


You Canadians!

:LMAO::LMAO:

 

[Art Mann]

Yup, that Jim Carrey is one funny Canadian. He's a keeper.

You guys can send him back up here and we'll gladly give you a slightly used Bieber and pair of useless Fords.