When you pee.

[jumpingjackflash]

Yup, that Jim Carrey is one funny Canadian. He's a keeper.

You guys can send him back up here and we'll gladly give you a slightly used Bieber and pair of useless Fords.

Art, I think we are stuck with the Beib and the Fords but maybe we can give them Harper and Mackay before they pass a stupid stifling prostitution law.

 

[Art Mann]

So vote early . . . and vote often!

https://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/cons/curr-cours/proscons-conspros/index.html#2014_02_17

 

[HOF]

:good:

 

[Madman]

The shower works very well! I mean, you already have 3 walls and a curtain so it's damned near impossible (not 100%) to get it on the bathroom floor.


You Canadians!

Pissing in the shower is efficient and very calming. A tug in the shower is fun too.

 

[Chunky]

I like to pee in the snow and spell my name. I got in trouble when I first arrived for wanting to pee outside but since then I've learned to only pee in white porcelain bowls!:wink2:

 

[oldguyzer]

I like to pee in the snow and spell my name.

I spell other people's names...

 

[Transient]

I spell other people's names...

 

[User-E]

I like to pee in the snow and spell my name. I got in trouble when I first arrived for wanting to pee outside but since then I've learned to only pee in white porcelain bowls!:wink2:

Where did you arrive from? Hmmmmmm

 

[oldguyzer]

That one requires a keg....

 

[User-E]

That one requires a keg....

Did you used to sing that with your college drinking buddies like I did? :-Cool/"

 

[Transient]

That one requires a keg....

You need to drink more water.

 

[User-E]

You need to drink more water.

I think beer would produce more urine as it's a diuretic is it not?

 

[Transient]

The diagnosis is based upon color.

 

[oldguyzer]

You need to drink more water.

Beer is water with a bit of added flavor.

I think beer would produce more urine as it's a diuretic is it not?

Correct. Drink 1 litre, pee 1.2 litres (or whatever). :-Cool/"

 

[Transient]

Cursive writing...try writing your name in snow in block letters!

 

[User-E]

Cursive writing...try writing your name in snow in block letters!

Might be easier to just let it hang and drag the tip.

 

[papasmerf]

Might be easier to just let it hang and drag the tip.

causes too much chapping.


I have to wrap mine around my neck, during the winter, like a muffler.
Then all the time I am outside I hope I do not get an erection and break my neck.

 

[papasmerf]

In the snow? It's impossible, the damn thing gets anywhere near something that cold and it retracts for its own protection.

I should be so lucky

what with mine always getting caught under the break peddle

 

[Transient]

Might be easier to just let it hang and drag the tip.

If the snow is that deep, I'll use the indoor facilities.

 

[oldguyzer]

causes too much chapping.


I have to wrap mine around my neck, during the winter, like a muffler.
Then all the time I am outside I hope I do not get an erection and break my neck.

In the snow? It's impossible, the damn thing gets anywhere near something that cold and it retracts for its own protection.

I tie a loop in mine and use it like a lasso....it gets caught on fence posts, passing cars...