When you take a piss.

[Trolling]

What is the first thing you do?.

 

[papasmerf]

locate a proper place to do so

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I place small piece of toilet paper flat in the bowl so I can aim for it.

 

[papasmerf]

do you ever flush and see if you can piss longer than it takes to refill the bowl or am I the only one?

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Sit?

 

[Butch]

I wash my hands beforehand to make your the boy doesn't get any germs on it :biggrin2:

 

[Butch]

do you ever flush and see if you can piss longer than it takes to refill the bowl or am I the only one?

Amateur stuff. I always win.

 

[papasmerf]

Amateur stuff. I always win.

how about distance and accuracy??

 

[Butch]

how about distance and accuracy??

10 ft and accurate. Keep failing when I try a longer distance.

 

[papasmerf]

10 ft and accurate. Keep failing when I try a longer distance.

up to 14 feet if cylinder is full.

the trick is start close back up while increasing pressure and return before the pressure falls off

 

[Butch]

up to 14 feet if cylinder is full.

the trick is start close back up while increasing pressure and return before the pressure falls off

Man you crack me up :LMAO:

 

[Boing]

Unzip the zipper first

 

[Dave - WebGuy]

Sit?

I take it that you wear a lot of skirts without panties

 

[BEER]

Shake it well when finished.

 

[Chunky]

What is the first thing you do?.

You're into golden showers, right?

 

[oldguyzer]

Make sure I roll it up far enough so only the tip gets immersed in the cold water.

 

[TINY]

I need both hands to hold it.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

What is the first thing you do?.

I think about you.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I think about you.

That's about the most controversial thing you have ever posted on here,lol.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

That's about the most controversial thing you have ever posted on here,lol.

LMAO it's a line from one of my favorite movies, Mosquito Coast. Martha Plimpton says it to River Phoenix.