When you take a piss.

[Anto]

How many of you fart when taking a piss?.

 

[papasmerf]

How many of you fart when taking a piss?.

that would be so wrong

Think about it you are usually alone when you pee and no one the share the air

 

[Admiral]

This must have happened to all of you at least once. During peeing the urge of sneezing arises and you can't help but sneeze.


Pee everywhere :no:

 

[papasmerf]

This must have happened to all of you at least once. During peeing the urge of sneezing arises and you can't help but sneeze.


Pee everywhere :no:

and it does a number to ceiling paint

 

[Admiral]

and it does a number to ceiling paint

Walls, towels, floors, it has no boundries. Not a funny scene when you have to go through the living with pee all over you.

 

[papasmerf]

Walls, towels, floors, it has no boundries. Not a funny scene when you have to go through the living with pee all over you.

unless you are not at your own house

then you come out asking who is the frigging slop who pissed the walls

 

[Admiral]

unless you are not at your own house

then you come out asking who is the frigging slop who pissed the walls

LMAO :LMAO:

 

[HOF]

Unzip the zipper first

+1

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Have you ever pulled it out and ended pissing on your leg even though you know your aiming in the center of the toilet??

 

[plumber]

AIM

AIM

What is the first thing you do?.

take aim lol


https://gipsygeek.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/the-lip-urinal.jpg

 

[McGuinty]

Some days I aim at the toilet but it splits in half and misses it completely. Goes East and West, by the time I shake it off it's too late..

 

[Willy]

Try pissing with a hard on after taking 100mg of Viagra.

 

[papasmerf]

Try pissing with a hard on after taking 100mg of Viagra.

should have done that before leaving the house

 

[Willy]

should have done that before leaving the house

House was empty.

 

[papasmerf]

House was empty.

so you decided the metro zoo was the pace to free willy?

 

[Willy]

so you decided the metro zoo was the pace to free willy?

No, lane way.

 

[papasmerf]

No, lane way.

come on we have all taken Viagra at one time or another before we went to the zoo

nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[Willy]

come on we have all taken Viagra at one time or another before we went to the zoo

nothing to be ashamed of.

Monkeys didn't like my looks.

 

[papasmerf]

Monkeys didn't like my looks.

that is why you take them from behind and come in from a down wind approach.

 

[Pietro]

I coworker told me once he pees sitting down. Just couldn't break his childhood habit.

Sad.