"World’s Unluckiest Traveler"

[Wanker]

On a hike during a medical mission in Vietnam, Dr. Gary Feldman stepped aside to relieve himself when the cliff he was standing on gave way. Feldman broke both legs in the fall. He then endured a 14-hour ambulance ride, an airlift and surgery requiring screws to repair his legs.



Do any of you have a story that I can enter to win the prize :intello:.

Come on, spit it out.

 

[SmkngPopeye]

Here is one for you Wanker.

Driving through the 401 to Quebec City late at night. Blew a flat tire, waited 3 hours for help but my GF blew me twice before they came .



Has a happy ending :no:.

 

[Bubba]

Has a happy ending :no:.

Then why would it be called "World’s Unluckiest Traveler" :???:

 

[a 1 player]

Went to Colorado, did not shit for 11 days despite all attempts including laxatives. On the flight back while about to land in Buffalo, I had the most wild stomach pain one could ever imagine, like a kidney stone in my bowel. Stewardess would not let me use the washroom, despite me begging to unbuckle.

You can guess the rest.

 

[Archie]

You can guess the rest.

OH FUCK :shock:

 

[Cycleguy007]

You can guess the rest.

Your chili/ dutch oven story is better! :shock: :whip: