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[Art Mann]

Indulge yourself, HOOKED.
I'll be staying home tonight.

 

[bobistheowl]

Bob, how is it a colorful character like yourself lacks an avatar?

I plan to have one, Art Mann. I have and have had them on a number of different boards and forums. I use The Minah Bird, (sic), from the Inky & The Minah Bird cartoons:

on the board I moderate, (one of about 35 mods). On another site, I had a picture of Sid Vicious, and on a couple of sites, I used an animated .gif that flashed 'bito' in sort of a neon sign, an eight frame loop. I haven't looked at the avatar dimensions for this site yet. Those ones are the wrong size for here, and I can't find them easily. They were up on imageshack, and I don't remember the file names.

I may go with a picture of BOB this time:

That's BOB in the center, on the set of Twin Peaks. I'll probably crop and resize this pic. BOB was the villain on Twin Peaks, an evil spirit who possessed human hosts to feed on garmonbozia. The late Frank Silva played BOB. He was the props manager on the show, and he was accidentally in a shot, and director David Lynch freaked out, and made him a central character. He wore the same clothes in character that he did as props manager, usually a ratty jean jacket, jeans and cowboy boots. The 'owl' part is because I was on dialup AOL when I started using the handle, and AOL sounds like 'owl' if you say it as a word, instead of spelling it as an acronym. BOB, (always capitalized), on Twin Peaks was an owl sometimes, but since my name isn't Bob, and I'm not an owl, I go with bobistheowl in lower case, as opposed to BOBAOL, which looks like someone's tiles in a game of Scrabble.

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Art has never offered me an avatar and I know I'm sounding a little like Robin whining but it's really not fair.:no:

 

[oldguyzer]

Art has never offered me an avatar and I know I'm sounding a little like Robin whining but it's really not fair.:no:

Me neither. Art Mann is unfair! He like 'em young and naive! :sorry2:

 

[papasmerf]

Me neither. Art Mann is unfair! He like 'em young and naive! :sorry2:

as opposed to us who hold out for a pulse and respiration.

Of course most the women I know are in my age bracket so the above is very important.

 

[oldguyzer]

as opposed to us who hold out for a pulse and respiration.

Of course most the women I know are in my age bracket so the above is very important.

Time to get out and visit a few younger ladies, papa. I know there's a few around your area. OK, not many, but....

And a pulse is overrated. Just check with my ex-wife.

 

[Chunky]

Hooked, stooping to Walmart for your extra curricular activity smells of desperation, Bobtheowl what have you done?

 

[SillyGirl]

I got hit on in the ice-cream aisle at Walmart last night.

 

[papasmerf]

I got hit on in the ice-cream aisle at Walmart last night.

Hmm, Walmart you say??
What is the best time to go?

 

[SillyGirl]

Hmm, Walmart you say??
What is the best time to go?

On Fri nights I usually get there around 8:30ish...ya know, right around the time I've realized no man wants to fuck me, so I might as well eat ice cream.

 

[Madman]

On Fri nights I usually get there around 8:30ish...ya know, right around the time I've realized no man wants to fuck me, so I might as well eat ice cream.

So Bob is right on in his assessment!

SiilyG, When you were in the isle, did a 6ft 2 guy with a salt n pepper hair, a goatee and smelling of Brute attempt to pick you up? Careful, don't do it, HOOK I hear is a starfish with weak abs!:wink2:

 

[papasmerf]

On Fri nights I usually get there around 8:30ish...ya know, right around the time I've realized no man wants to fuck me, so I might as well eat ice cream.

Papa orders a new trench coat for Friday Night Shopping

 

[Madman]

Papa orders a new trench coat for Friday Night Shopping

Madman orders heavy duty hedge trimmers.

NO WORRIES SILLYG, I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE LITTLE TINY WEENY PAPA FLASHING NOODLE!

 

[bobistheowl]

I got hit on in the ice-cream aisle at Walmart last night.

Must have been someone looking for a hidden gem civvie.

 

[oldguyzer]

I got hit on in the ice-cream aisle at Walmart last night.

What flavour hit you? :blush2:

 

[oldguyzer]

Madman orders heavy duty hedge trimmers.

No need...she shaves :biggrin2:

 

[SillyGirl]

What flavour hit you? :blush2:

It was chocolate. Chocolate loves me. :biggrin2:

Funny thread, Owl!

 

[bobistheowl]

It was chocolate. Chocolate loves me. :biggrin2:

Funny thread, Owl!

Many women just want something that will stick by their side and never leave, whether it be love, or love handles.

There's something about Silly Girl that I really like, but we're not allowed to put our fingers on it! (rimshot [yes, with a drum]). Not everyone will get this one immediately.

 

[SillyGirl]

Why can't I have love AND love handles? :dontknow:

 

[papasmerf]

Why can't I have love AND love handles? :dontknow:

you can have whatever makes you happy..............Remember love handles does not mean being unable to walk through a single doorway.