Made with Love

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papasmerf said:
you can have whatever makes you happy..............Remember love handles does not mean being unable to walk through a single doorway.

I can walk through a single doorway, as long as I do it sideways. :Dancing:
 
SillyGirl said:
Why can't I have love AND love handles? :dontknow:

You can, but you need to have something really big on the guy, like a secret accounting ledger, or pictures of him in bed with a goat.
 
bobistheowl said:
You can, but you need to have something really big on the guy, like a secret accounting ledger, or pictures of him in bed with a goat.


you say goat like it is a bad thing
 
papasmerf said:
you say goat like it is a bad thing

It IS a bad thing, if the goat is underage. Men should never be photographed in bed with kids.

If you want to respond, click the Reply With Goat button.
 
bobistheowl said:
It IS a bad thing, if the goat is underage. Men should never be photographed in bed with kids.

If you want to respond, click the Reply With Goat button.


So you are saying Hooked sleeping with MM is ok because MM is an old goat?
 
papasmerf said:
So you are saying Hooked sleeping with MM is ok because MM is an old goat?

Marilyn Monroe was a highly accomplished comedienne, and a very attractive woman, back in the day. I think it's unfair to call her an old goat, just because of the smell.
 
bobistheowl said:
Marilyn Monroe was a highly accomplished comedienne, and a very attractive woman, back in the day. I think it's unfair to call her an old goat, just because of the smell.

Me thinks you need an index to handles

MM= smelly guy living on my dock, in a crate, by the dumpsters.

BTW he only has that crate because of my generosity.
 
papasmerf said:
Me thinks you need an index to handles

MM= smelly guy living on my dick, in a crate, by the dumpsters.

BTW he only has that crate because of my generosity.

Fixed yer post.
 
papasmerf said:
Me thinks you need an index to handles

MM= smelly guy living on my dick, in a crate, by the dumpsters.

BTW he only has that crate because of my generosity.


Sarah said:
Fixed yer post.

Now that was cruel. Props!
 
papasmerf said:
Me thinks you need an index to handles

MM= smelly guy living on my dock, in a crate, by the dumpsters.

BTW he only has that crate because of my generosity.

Whenever someone says anything punctuated with a question mark in the Ask Bobistheowl! thread, they get a sarcastic reply, and it's asking a little much for a guy to acknowledge understanding handle acronyms after only a couple of days.
 
bobistheowl said:
Whenever someone says anything punctuated with a question mark in the Ask Bobistheowl! thread, they get a sarcastic reply, and it's asking a little much for a guy to acknowledge understanding handle acronyms after only a couple of days.

stop in for breakfast during the week and meet the gang.

Hell you might even get a hug.
 
papasmerf said:
stop in for breakfast during the week and meet the gang.

Hell you might even get a hug.

Wise advice bobistheowl. papa's breakfasts are legendary, Art Mann's Art Studio is usually full of naked women dining on each other, and the Cardinal likes to slip for in a few hugs every once in a while.

:wink2:

btw bob - what are your thoughts on thread hijacking and necrobumping? Hmmmmmm
 
Sarah said:
btw bob - what are your thoughts on thread hijacking and necrobumping? Hmmmmmm

I think if people want to steal clothes, they should steal them from stores, not from other people. As for necrobumping, I don't do blue. If I was the corpse, however, I'd probably want to watch, if it wasn't a dude trying me in for sighs.
 
bobistheowl said:
If I was the corpse, however, I'd probably want to watch

I think we'd better schedule an appointment for you on the couch....MM, another "patient" for you!
 
oldguyzer said:
I think we'd better schedule an appointment for you on the couch....MM, another "patient" for you!

If I'm dead, but between destinations, and my body on the morgue slab still has a chubby, you bet I'm going to watch, if some morgue Co-ed wanted to ride the pony. I might never see cowgirl again, if they send me Up.
 
Bob, has anyone told you about the superhero fund yet? Paypal or cheque will do.
 
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