Ask the Doctor thread

[oldguyzer]

Ever witnessed one of these Doc?

Near-Death Experiences, as Seen by Medical Professionals

Nope. Clinical evidence shows a person whose brain is starting to shut down has overly excited neuron transfers, which some have claimed leads to hallucinations, hence accounting for these experiences. From a clinical point of view, having studied the brain, I can see this as a logical explanation. But it kinda takes the mystery out of it, so....nah!

 

[Transient]

Geez, talk about a wet blanket.

Stay in the tunnel! Walk away from the light!

 

[oldguyzer]

Geez, talk about a wet blanket.

Stay in the tunnel! Walk away from the light!

That's a headlight...and I'm walking as fast as I can!

PS: Like the new avatar...brings back some happy memories...

 

[Madman]

Doctor , HELP!!


I feel like I'm losing my head!

I feel lightheaded and it's as if my head is floating in the air.

HELP!

I think it's Papa and Tranny's doing. Ever since Peace has gone MIA Tranny has been under PAPA's spell and they are up to no good.


HELP!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

Doctor , HELP!!


I feel like I'm losing my head!

I feel lightheaded and it's as if my head is floating in the air.

HELP!

I think it's Papa and Tranny's doing. Ever since Peace has gone MIA Tranny has been under PAPA's spell and they are up to no good.


HELP!!!!

Peace is not MIA.

I sent him on a mission

 

[oldguyzer]

Peace is not MIA.

I sent him on a mission

I have the gloves and gel you ordered....ready for pickup behind the usual dumpster.

 

[papasmerf]

I have the gloves and gel you ordered....ready for pickup behind the usual dumpster.

did the 50 yards of rubber reenforced 1 inch hose come in??

 

[oldguyzer]

did the 50 yards of rubber reenforced 1 inch hose come in??

1-inch????? Damn, I thought you said 1-foot! Oh well, I'll add in a box of aspirin. :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

1-inch????? Damn, I thought you said 1-foot! Oh well, I'll add in a box of aspirin. :biggrin2:

1 foot will work but I will need to get an old fashioned oil filler funnel and a white grease.

See if Robin can meet me at MM's crate around 17:00 today..............This is right up his alley so to speak

 

[oldguyzer]

1 foot will work but I will need to get an old fashioned oil filler funnel and a white grease.

See if Robin can meet me at MM's crate around 17:00 today..............This is right up his alley so to speak

Last time I checked, MM's crate was empty and looked vacated for a couple of days. Think he suspects something? Hmmmmmm

 

[papasmerf]

Last time I checked, MM's crate was empty and looked vacated for a couple of days. Think he suspects something? Hmmmmmm

Pretty sure he sleeps at Hooked's place on his days off.

 

[HOOKED]

No he does not live with me and he won't be very happy on his return tomorrow if his staff and doctor are playing head games again!:no:

 

[papasmerf]

No he does not live with me and he won't be very happy on his return tomorrow if his staff and doctor are playing head games again!:no:

play with your own head

 

[HOOKED]

play with your own head

Harrison Ford is playing with yours, you should feel proud!:LMAO:

 

[User-E]

Harrison Ford is playing with yours, you should feel proud!:LMAO:

Papa was probably the one who booby trapped the door on the Millennium Falcon that broke Harrison's leg - to get even.

 

[papasmerf]

Papa was probably the one who booby trapped the door on the Millennium Falcon that broke Harrison's leg - to get even.

payback is a bitch

 

[Madman]

Where's the doctor?

Mackay, Harper and Smith have raised my blood pressure past the boiling point, I NEED HELP!!!


Papa and Tranny her both my baby toes rubbing my feet to hard, I NEED HELP!!!!

 

[oldguyzer]

Where's the doctor?

Mackay, Harper and Smith have raised my blood pressure past the boiling point, I NEED HELP!!!


Papa and Tranny her both my baby toes rubbing my feet to hard, I NEED HELP!!!!

Takes two aspirin and don't call me in the morning.

 

[papasmerf]

Takes two aspirin and don't call me in the morning.

Your new cell phone with the new number is ready for pick up

 

[User-E]

Hi Doc.

As a health professional, can you give me some diplomatic advice about how to handle patients that you prefer not to see? How do you tell them?

Hmmmmmm

I've had potential clients contact me who are clearly suffering from the early stages of dementia or other conditions related to advanced age. I don't want to hurt their feelings by refusing to accept them as clients, but can't risk having them wandering around the neighbourhood shouting my name as they try to find me either.

The other day, I had an elderly gentleman come over who'd recently had 2 strokes. The man literally could not walk and talk at the same time, yet his doctor approved him to drive. I was worried that he wouldn't make it to the parking lot safely, let alone get home safely.

Another elderly gentleman calls me 8 times a day because he forgets he's already called and I've told him I'm booked up.

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