Ask the Doctor thread

[oldguyzer]

oldguyzer, as a physician, do you support 'assisted suicide'?

Yes. In others, including my family and best friends, and myself.

 

[oldguyzer]

This morning during my manscaping ritual I was bent over in-front of my full length mirror shaving my arse. The feel of the scraping of the whip cream under the blade, 3 blades that is IS very enjoyable. My problem is I noticed 2 pink olive like nodules sticking out of my arse!

I think you've got a problem with colour blindness. From what I hear, those are not pink nodules but blue ones..

 

[oldguyzer]

K Doc, I got a Couple Qs

it is a colouration one..........on some days my ManTits, the areolas and nips to be precise...........they are a milk chocolatey colour..........but when they muscle up and I work out, they turn Black

the same goes for my Love Muscle, My penis is somedays just a milk chocolate colour, but some days I whip it out and it is BLACK, I mean Black like an afro penis you'd see in porn.

My nuts some days have a reddish tinge..........and guess what..............Really Guess what...........Same Deal as the others Doc!

What is the diagnosis prognosis?

Off hand, I'd say the problem is you can't count.

 

[MisterSpicyChocolate]

Off hand, I'd say the problem is you can't count.

Look whyte man, don go give me this "You donno english crap'.

Juu think Juu doktors are the only one who know the English?

 

[oldguyzer]

Look whyte man, don go give me this "You donno english crap'.

Juu think Juu doktors are the only one who know the English?

I assume you are trying to be funny.












You failed.

 

[MisterSpicyChocolate]

I assume you are trying to be funny.












You failed.

and that is why you took the time to reply.

Fine Bold Print

 

[MisterSpicyChocolate]

Yes the idiot is inside you, that tag and sticker looks wonderful next to your name and profile picture.

Keep it up, Self Acceptance is a very great thing Doc!

 

[oldguyzer]

Brilliant repartee, as usual.

 

[MisterSpicyChocolate]

Brilliant repartee, as usual.

Just Stating the facts Doc, you should've been able to see that the sticker was associated with your label and not mine!

 

[Boulus]

You think the future has potential or is it a lost cause?.

 

[oldguyzer]

There's an old medical saying which proves itself true every day: "there's one born everty minute".

Another old medicaly saying: "you can't make it fool-proof because the fools are dumber than you think"

 

[MisterAsianLover]

Best Eye drops are Murine

Best Eye drops are Murine

I had problems with red, dry eyes. I tried every OTC eye drop on the market and nothing worked.

I then stumbled across Murine Moisturizing Eye Drops - regular.

My eyes are finally better. Not perfect, but much improved.

Try it if you are in need.

Murine Eye Drops. $4.09 at Walmart in the pharmacy section, but on the shelf.

Uses polyvinyl alcohol (I think acting as a disinfectant and cleanser) and povidone (which is a water binding agent and thickener used in surgery too).

Very good buffering agents (ph adjusters) and the only slightly 'unwanted' ingredient is benzalkimonium chloride. Wish they would have used PHMB as preservative over benzo, but nothing is perfect.

Anyways, best eye drops on the market. Very good shit.

 

[Stoner]

You do know that after 3 days you have to stop using it as it will make your eyes go red.

 

[MisterAsianLover]

You do know that after 3 days you have to stop using it as it will make your eyes go red.

Don't know why my thread was moved. No, you don't have to discontinue use after 3 days.

By the way, it is obvious the OP of this thread was not a doctor. He refers to going to see your 'quack'. No doctor would refer to other medically trained phsyicians as quacks. Quacks, from quakery, is meant to refer to people who are inferior or not knowledgeable in their professional, such as an incompetent doctor or a psychiatrist as psychiatrists were often thought to not be 'real doctors' as much as physicians are.

Oldguyzer, why the bullshit about being an oncologist?

And no, I am not, nor have I ever been, MisterSpicyChocolate.

 

[oldguyzer]

Don't know why my thread was moved. No, you don't have to discontinue use after 3 days.

By the way, it is obvious the OP of this thread was not a doctor. He refers to going to see your 'quack'. No doctor would refer to other medically trained phsyicians as quacks. Quacks, from quakery, is meant to refer to people who are inferior or not knowledgeable in their professional, such as an incompetent doctor or a psychiatrist as psychiatrists were often thought to not be 'real doctors' as much as physicians are.

Oldguyzer, why the bullshit about being an oncologist?

And no, I am not, nor have I ever been, MisterSpicyChocolate.

Being able to poke fun at yourself and your profession is key to staying balanced. Many of us refer to ourselves as "quacks", and we also do use it disparagingly (big word...Google it!) when referring to colleagues who are not as good as we would like them to be. It's called tongue-in-cheek humour, something you obviously don't understand.

Some us on HUBGFE are professionals in many different fields (and I am not the only doctor, by the way), all here for a number of reasons: we visit the ladies, we enjoy the repartee of this lobby (mostly, until idiots come along), and we hope to be able to help somewhat. If I can help some members who have genuine medical questions, in a forum where they are anonymous and don't have to worry about embarassment, then all the better. You have no idea how many PMs I have dealt with in the last five years.

All you care about is showing what an ass you are. And you are succeeding.

 

[oldguyzer]

And no, I am not, nor have I ever been, MisterSpicyChocolate.

You do realize none of us used the words "MisterSpicyChocolate"...we only said "MSC". Since your join date is after MSC got banned...well...

 

[SillyGirl]

Is it likely that a person could have a nerve being pinched by arthritis in the knee (theoretically causing a loss of sensation in the shin), yet have no knee pain at all?

That seems weird. :dontknow:

 

[oldguyzer]

Is it likely that a person could have a nerve being pinched by arthritis in the knee (theoretically causing a loss of sensation in the shin), yet have no knee pain at all?

That seems weird. :dontknow:

Likely, not really, but possible. Arthritis causing swelling and impacting on nerves is common, and lack of a working nerve pathways can cause the loss of sensation further down the nerve bundle. However, doing that without some pain in the affected area (the knee) is unusual, and as there are multiple nerves running to the shin, the likelihood of all of them being blocked is low; I'd suggest going to your MD and explaining the problem. A few quick tests will help narrow down the problem.

 

[SillyGirl]

Likely, not really, but possible. Arthritis causing swelling and impacting on nerves is common, and lack of a working nerve pathways can cause the loss of sensation further down the nerve bundle. However, doing that without some pain in the affected area (the knee) is unusual, and as there are multiple nerves running to the shin, the likelihood of all of them being blocked is low; I'd suggest going to your MD and explaining the problem. A few quick tests will help narrow down the problem.

Thanks! :smiling:

 

[Willy]

Doctor(s), thoughts on this please.


Pharmacist Speaks Out: Get Off Prescription Drugs, Avoid Vaccines


You gotta meet Margaret*. I changed her name to protect her privacy. She recently emailed me to vent against Western Medicine’s push to get everyone hooked on drugs and stab kids with risky, ineffective vaccines! Interestingly enough, she has seen medicine from an angle that most people aren’t privy too.

Margaret is a pharmacist. With a Pharmacy (PharmD) degree, and over two decades working in the field of pharmacy, she’s seen firsthand how“guideline-driven” medicine has artificially forced every patient into the same clinical box, thereby hooking them on drugs.

The result is that “Doctors don’t THINK anymore — they just do what they’re told, which is to put people on meds. So many people in medicine (doctors, nurses, pharmacists) don’t really question anything,” says Margaret. “They’re so busy that they just do what the ‘guidelines’ say to do, rather than look at individuals and what makes sense.”

A former employee of a major pharmaceutical company, Margaret left her job so she could spend more time with her family. At the time, she questioned her former employer’s “huge marketing budget” and now believes the marketing of drugs to the general public — along with guidelines-driven medicine — needs to stop.

“We never get the flu shot,” she adds, referring to herself and her family. “I’ve read the entire package insert and can take on anyone who tries to tell me that it is useful with just that information alone. My years in pharma taught me just how clinical trials are designed to show the planned outcome — they aren’t real studies at all.”

In a world where most parents don’t even bother READING the flu vaccine insert, Margaret is a refreshing example of a mother who takes charge.
She initially contacted me to ask: “Shane, what has been the response been to what you write about vaccines? For those of us with licenses to protect, we don’t feel very safe voicing concerns about vaccines.”

I understood completely.

Big Pharma fires anyone who speaks out. They work hard to cover up the truth.

I told Margaret what I tell everyone: The science can’t be disputed. And since my job doesnt depend on parroting the status quo, I’ve had no problems whatsoever. My four kids are all unvaccinated and are strong, healthy, and vibrant. Attending school has never been an issue, and who cares anyway, health comes first.

Curious to learn more about Margaret’s experience as a pharmacist, I asked for an interview.

She generously agreed to share more of her perspective as a pharmacist.

What follows is a candid interview in which Margaret encourages parents to stop, THINK, and get a reality check when it comes to vaccinating their kids. Commenting on how vaccines are pushed — and sometimes even forced — on everyone, she says, “They’ve done a very good job of psychological indoctrination.”

She also shares her thoughts on what needs to change in mainstream medicine, and why she chose to stop vaccinating.

*Not her real name. Name changed to protect her privacy.

https://thepeopleschemist.com/pharmacist-warns-prescription-drugs-avoid-vaccines/