Ask the Doctor thread

[User-E]

I saw that you were back to work, Sarah. It sounds like your new menu is more liberal.

Are you suggesting that my old menu was conservative?

I was making a lame political joke bob.

Here's some more lameness - I was pretty green when I first started, even had an NoDP restriction for a while, but now I parti Quebecois.

I would have had no way of having obtained personal knowledge of your carnal limitations, past or present, civilian, or professional, Sarah. You've never had the pleasure of my personal attention, nor my commercial patronage, and I've never read a West Coast review of any kind.

The meme caption, (in an assumption was made that it was addressed to me), suggested that you might have been concurrently engaged in posting and buggery, as of 4:35 PM PST. I don't know if you work on Sunday afternoons.

The meme was not directed at you but I do work on Sunday afternoons.

 

[bobistheowl]

I was making a lame political joke bob.

Here's some more lameness - I was pretty green when I first started, even had an NoDP restriction for a while, but now I parti Quebecois.



The meme was not directed at you but I do work on Sunday afternoons.

So, now you do offer DP? Even on Sundays?

 

[oldguyzer]

I need to explore her....

Can she cook?







Oh hell, who gives a shit!

 

[bobistheowl]

I saw that you were back to work, Sarah. It sounds like your new menu is more liberal.

Are you suggesting that my old menu was conservative?

I was making a lame political joke bob...

Honestly and truly, I did not pick up on that; I used 'liberal' in the sense of 'less restrictive'. I would have capitalized it, if I was thinking Parliamentary politics, or formatted the text in red.

I rarely think about Parliamentary politics. Your meme suggested to me that you were taking it in the bum, at the time of the post. I NEVER think about taking it in the bum, but I don't make value judgements about Escorts who offer that service.

 

[peace]

Can she cook?







Oh hell, who gives a shit!

Exactly!

 

[bobistheowl]

Exactly!

Déjà vu,in 30 threads. Get cracking on the rest of them, peace. That's an order.

 

[peace]

Déjà vu,in 30 threads. Get cracking on the rest of them, peace. That's an order.

Yes sir! As a matter of fact, I have moved on. Lol

 

[Madman]

Yes sir! As a matter of fact, I have moved on. Lol

I like the way you said "yes sir " to my new head of security.

Bob, you're doing a fabulous job. I may allow you some quality time with my girl but you would have to behave because she's very YMMV type of provider.

 

[bobistheowl]

...

Bob, you're doing a fabulous job...

This isn't even my thread. I just brought it back to life, because I've been waiting since November 14 to get an answer to my uvula question in #522 on page 27. I guess the old fart at the reception desk hasn't had time to google the answer yet.

Can you see how much more fun this board is, when it's not just pork shit everywhere? That's my vision.

 

[papasmerf]

This isn't even my thread. I just brought it back to life, because I've been waiting since November 14 to get an answer to my uvula question in #522 on page 27. I guess the old fart at the reception desk hasn't had time to google the answer yet.

Can you see how much more fun this board is, when it's not just pork shit everywhere? That's my vision.

You are posting pork....You just don't see it.

But your are developing a sense of humor, that is a good thing.

 

[oldguyzer]

You are posting pork....You just don't see it.

But your are developing a sense of humor, that is a good thing.

 

[bobistheowl]

 

[oldguyzer]

 

[Wise Guy]

Dear Doc.

How do you pass the time when all your bosses are on meeting discussing my coughing.

 

[peace]

Dear doc,

what happened when one eats too much pork?

 

[peace]

Dear doc,
if one of your balls is bigger than the other as a result of build up fluid, will the patient suffer pain from having a minor surgery on it?

 

[peace]

Dear doc,

is IT possible for a woman to have more than six orgasms a day?

 

[peace]

Dear doc,

thank you for for answering my questions.

 

[oldguyzer]

Dear Doc.

How do you pass the time when all your bosses are on meeting discussing my coughing.

Spew in their coffee.

Dear doc,

what happened when one eats too much pork?

Nothing. Pork is nature's perfect food.

Dear doc,
if one of your balls is bigger than the other as a result of build up fluid, will the patient suffer pain from having a minor surgery on it?

If it's the size of a beachball, yes.

Dear doc,

is IT possible for a woman to have more than six orgasms a day?

If you know "The Technique", yes. But only with six different guys.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Dear Doc,

Can I call you Doc instead of Doctor?

I want to play a drinking game on the day of the Super Bowl. I propose that every time a Seahawks player acts like a douche bag we all have to do shots. My question is this. Is it safe to mix alcohol and urine.