Ask the Doctor thread

[peace]

Spew in their coffee.



Nothing. Pork is nature's perfect food.



If it's the size of a beachball, yes.

How about the size of 2 golf balls combined?

 

[oldguyzer]

Then see a quack quickly...and if they do it right, it won't hurt.

 

[User-E]

How about the size of 2 golf balls combined?

Can't you just squeeze one testicle really hard to make the fluid go into the other until they're even?

 

[peace]

Then see a quack quickly...and if they do it right, it won't hurt.

Quack? Would it be better to see a doctor?

 

[peace]

Again thank you for answering my questions. My show of appreciation:

https://www.tube8.com/asian/two-sexy-asian-teens-in-hot-lesbian-scene/20380081/

:great:

 

[oldguyzer]

Again thank you for answering my questions. My show of appreciation:

https://www.tube8.com/asian/two-sexy-asian-teens-in-hot-lesbian-scene/20380081/

:great:

You filming my girlfriends again?

 

[oldguyzer]

Quack? Would it be better to see a doctor?

Two things to ask: is the testicle painful (not just when you squeeze it), and is it soft or hard...(the testicle, of course...)

 

[peace]

You filming my girlfriends again?

If they are yours, you ARE truly lucky.

 

[peace]

Two things to ask: is the testicle painful (not just when you squeeze it), and is it soft or hard...(the testicle, of course...)

no and soft...but your "Asian girlfriends" I am hard.

 

[oldguyzer]

If they are yours, you ARE truly lucky.

Future ex-wives. :biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

no and soft...but your "Asian girlfriends" I am hard.

If one has been swollen for a while, meaning several weeks, you should get it examined. If it's just swollen up for a little while, the fluid will likely get reabsorbed. It can happen with trauma to the testicle. Soft is actually good, in most cases, as it means they are healthy.

 

[peace]

On behalf of Peace, we thank you....

 

[bobistheowl]

Dear Doc:

Why do you think you're funny?

 

[oldguyzer]

Dear Doc:

Why do you think you're funny?

Dear Bob:

Did you know you are an anal sphincter?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Dear Bob:

Did you know you are an anal sphincter?

 

[bobistheowl]

And thank you, Fart the Messenger.

 

[oldguyzer]

And thank you, Fart the Messenger.

Dear Bob:

Why do you think you're funny?

 

[Prick]

Dear Doc, how often you do your assistant?.

 

[peace]

...and is she Asian?

 

[oldguyzer]

Dear Doc, how often you do your assistant?.

Never. Don't mix business with pleasure no matter how tempting (and it is VERY tempting). Makes things way too awkward otherwise. And yes, that's a lesson I learned the hard way a long time ago, and won't break the rule.

...and is she Asian?

Yes, three are. All extremely attractive. Damnit.