Ask the Doctor thread

[papasmerf]

Sorry, I have to delegate that to my little blue friend

just getting my tools ready

 

[Buckfifty]

just getting my tools ready

Where is your licence for them :biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

Doc, I have a vision problem. Sometimes I see this thread in the stickies, and sometimes it's gone. I know I'm old, but is this really my eyesight playing tricks on me?

 

[Madman]

Doc, I have a vision problem. Sometimes I see this thread in the stickies, and sometimes it's gone. I know I'm old, but is this really my eyesight playing tricks on me?

Step into my office and read the fourth line on the chart please...

 

[Madman]

Now can you please tell me what is happening on the fifth line

 

[oldguyzer]

Wow...nice shaving job on the pubes Funky & Music

 

[Madman]

and lastly, the third line above the crack please

 

[oldguyzer]

and lastly, the third line above the crack please

There's something above the crack????

 

[papasmerf]

There's something above the crack????

my hands

 

[OldYanker]

Long video but well worth it.

 

[oldguyzer]

Long video but well worth it.

When the first slide says "tramua" and not "trauma" I gotta wonder about the intelligence of those who put the video together. Watching it made me wonder even more about their intelligence. Lots of stuff out of context, and lots of factual errors. But why let facts get in the way of a good rant?

Are all doctors great? Of course not. There are a few who should be removed from the profession, quickly. Are all doctors idiots and charlatans? Of course not.

Don't trust doctors? Don't see us. We are fine with that. You won't be.

 

[Madman]

Don't worry DOC, you know I'm always there for a prostate poke check. Just be gentle!

 

[oldguyzer]

Don't worry DOC, you know I'm always there for a prostate poke check. Just be gentle!

Last time you charged me too much...

 

[Madman]

Last time you charged me too much...

Remember, you get what you pay for and always buy CANADIAN!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Dear Oldguyzer,

I have a "friend" who says he sprained his dick. Is this possible and what would it feel like?

 

[oldguyzer]

Dear Oldguyzer,

I have a "friend" who says he sprained his dick. Is this possible and what would it feel like?

Feel your own dick. Feel his. Repeat until one of you feels better.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Follow up question:

My "friend" would like to go out to dinner first to see how that goes. What am I to make of this?

 

[oldguyzer]

Follow up question:

My "friend" would like to go out to dinner first to see how that goes. What am I to make of this?

If they pay, order the most expensive stuff on the menu, pick at it, push it around the plate, then declare you're not hungry. If your "friend" still wants you to check his sprained dick, consider moving. To Tibet.

 

[Baz]

So it finally comes out, The Cardinal is a switch hitter and occasionally bats for the other team?

 

[HOF]

:LMAO: