Broken Penis...

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[h=2]Wednesday, December 19, 2012[/h] [h=3]Man breaks his penis during sex with girlfriend[/h]

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A weird story on TMZ about an MMA fighter who broke his penis during sex and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Fighter Ray Elbe - who competed on "Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches ... after he broke his penis during sex.

Elbe told the whole story - in painfully graphic detail - on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect penis.

They say a picture's worth a thousand words ... and if that picture happens to feature a penis that was fractured during sex, it might be worth a couple thousand bucks ... at least that's what MMA fighter Ray Elbe is hoping for.

Sources close to Elbe tell TMZ ... the former "Ultimate Fighter" contestant took photos of his mangled manhood after his girlfriend snapped it in half during a spirited love-making session.

As we previously reported, Elbe's penis ripped open ... sending blood spattering all over his room. He was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was immediately stitched up.

Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube.

Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat."

He says he expects to make a full recovery and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.

Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."

According to Ray, his penis "fractured" ... and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.

Elbe racked up thousands of dollars in medical bills ... and now, we're told the fighter is actively trying to shop the pics to various media outlets so he can pay for his expensive dong treatment.

 

[TINY]

Sorry I had to laugh something similar happened to me a while back why I now hold her waist during "on top" :biggrin2:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."

LMAO..............He's a HUBGFE kind of guy.

 

[Atari]

Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."

LMAO..............He's a HUBGFE kind of guy.

LMAO :biggrin2:

 

[Knight Rider]

Sources close to Elbe tell TMZ ... the former "Ultimate Fighter" contestant took photos of his mangled manhood after his girlfriend snapped it in half during a spirited love-making session.

As we previously reported, Elbe's penis ripped open ... sending blood spattering all over his room.

Man, that must have been painful!

Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."

A broken limb is never the same afterwards. I am wondering whether or not he would still have full functionality after it is all healed up :shout:

 

[papasmerf]

two strips of extra crisp bacon could have been used as a splint

 

[Knight Rider]

two strips of extra crisp bacon could have been used as a splint

LMAO!! :rofl!::rofl!:

 

[Salvatore]

two strips of extra crisp bacon could have been used as a splint

And a big 4x2 stick

 

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Ok guys....how you you fix it....with pins....???

 

[Heatwaves76]

An MMA fighter breaks of all things his penis! Now that's bad luck! I've definitely had a girl bounce to high like that before and bend my junior momentarily...phew... close call!:Whew-Phew:

 

[Dirty White Boy]

Ok guys....how you you fix it....with pins....???

Hm ?

 

[HOF]

two strips of extra crisp bacon could have been used as a splint

:no::biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

Can you imagine the ribbin' he's gonna get from the MMA dudes!

"Hey Elbe, You broke ass dick send your woman to my room!"

 

[plumber]

BENT

BENT

Sorry I had to laugh something similar happened to me a while back why I now hold her waist during "on top" :biggrin2:

we all have similar experience mine was with a girl long time ago trying to cow girl a rear entry it was
too tight it seems BENT MY PIPE and she asks ARE YOU ALRIGHT I am fine replied
thought nothing of it till now ............could have been embarassing going to the hospital or doctors though
and worst of all explaining at home what happed

 

[papasmerf]

we all have similar experience mine was with a girl long time ago trying to cow girl a rear entry it was
too tight it seems BENT MY PIPE and she asks ARE YOU ALRIGHT I am fine replied
thought nothing of it till now ............could have been embarassing going to the hospital or doctors though
and worst of all explaining at home what happed

just tell your wife you slammed in the car door.

when she asks you how

tell her closing the door, of course

 

[God]

:rofl!::rofl!::rofl!:

Sorry :blush2:

 

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A 29-year-old Texas man is suing a penis pill manufacturer, claiming that he took some of their penis pills and then the penis pills broke his penis. TO DEATH. This would be a landmark case, as it would mark the first time a "male enhancement" penis pill purchased at a gas station actually had an effect on a penis.
According to ABC News:

Adrian Carter of Texas said he purchased VirilisPro in the "early morning hours" at a Chevron gas station en route to the Scottish Inn, where he had sex with his "paramour," according to the lawsuit.
Later, during intercourse, he had "significant pain and observed a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis onto the sheets, walls and mirror," according to the lawsuit filed Aug. 27 in the district court of Harris County, Texas.
Emergency room doctors had to "deglove" Carter's penis in order to repair it, rendering him unable to have sex or future children, Carter claimed.
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I'm sorry that we all had to experience the word "deglove" just now, but I feel like we can get through this together. Remember: it's just the wonder and majesty of the human body!!!
Carter's doctor says he believes there's a "direct link" between Carter's penis pills and Carter's penis fracture. Carter is suing for "medical expenses and punitive damages for product liability, negligence, breach of warranty, deceptive trade, mental anguish, pain and suffering and 'past and future loss of consortium.'"
Urologists, on the other hand, are pretty sure he's full of shit. Broken penises, they say, are usually the result of the penis hitting the partner's pelvic bone during particularly enthusiastic intercourse—not, as Carter claims, because some magic herb pills inflated it into a gigantic sexual eggplant, dipped it in liquid nitrogen, and then whacked it against the counter-top. And furthermore, "Degloving would never have been done in an emergency room."

"I never heard of anyone being put at a higher risk for fracture because of a prescription or an herbal drug," said [Dr. Jeff Carney, chief of urology at Grady Memorial Hospital]. "With a fracture, you typically get swelling and the penis looks like an eggplant — purple and swollen. But blood coming out on the walls, that sounds really dramatic."
..."When a man breaks his penis it can be very scary," said Carney. "I believe he took this story and spiced it up."
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[h=1]'Broken penis': Karma for cheating husbands?[/h] [h=2]Extramarital affairs break hearts — and fracture parts[/h]

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By Rachael Rettner





Sex outside marriage, and sex that occurs under out-of-the-norm circumstances, may increase the risk of penile fractures, said study researcher said Dr. Andrew Kramer, a urologist at the University of Maryland Medical Center.
The heightened risk appears to be due to the unconventional situations, and consequently, locations, surrounding , the researchers said. Men in the study who had suffered penis fractures commonly were having sex in unusual settings, including in restrooms or at work, when the injury occurred. The majority were having extramarital affairs.
In such atypical situations, sex may be rushed and involve unusual or awkward sexual positions, Kramer said.
"All these factors could make the man less able to protect his penis from an unexpected sudden downward thrust leading to the fracture," Kramer said.
'Broken' penis
A penile facture, or "broken penis," is an injury that occurs to the erect penis. There are no bones in the penis; the "fracture" refers to tearing or laceration of a fibrous membrane called the tunica albuginea, which surrounds the spongy tissue in the center of the penis.
A "fracture" is followed by hemorrhaging, swelling and loss of erection. While previous research has focused on the physiological mechanism of the facture, and how to surgically treat it, no study has looked at exactly what men were doing when they broke their penises. Kramer's study aimed to fill this gap.
Kramer studied 16 cases of penile fractures treated at the University of Maryland Hospital between 2004 and 2011. He reported the findings in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
Half of the patients were having extramarital affairs, the study found. Most were having sex in unusual places, including bathrooms, cars and elevators. Only three patients were having sex with their own wives in their own bedrooms, Kramer said.
Sex can be risky
While penile factures are rare occurrences, they may be underreported due to the potentially embarrassing circumstances surrounding the injury, Kramer said.



Kramer cautions that, just as with sports, sex can come with risk of injury.
"If you're having acrobatic sex…you do have to be careful," Kramer said. "If you are doing something in a weird position or a weird situation…you do have to be careful of fracturing the penis

 

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Hospital drama never disappoints with their very inventive and unusual emergencies. We were just waiting for a broken to wheel its way into the ER.

And indeed, as you may have seen on the Jan. 22, 2009 episode, who but the promiscuous McSteamy (played by Eric Dane) would find himself in this kind of coitus calamity?

Were you suspicious that the penile fracture plot was just a new way for ABC to reel in gullible viewers? Yvonne Fulbright, President & CEO of and author of , says that although rare, "breaking a penis" is certainly possible.

"It happens when a penis is erect and thrust against an object that's harder and less flexible," says Fulbright. "This can include plunging deeply into a partner with a great deal of vigor and railing against the pubic bone."

When looking at the male body you'll see that the penis has two chambers of sponge called the corpora cavernosa. The thick membrane that surrounds this erectile tissue can tear when there’s a powerful thrust. The result? A "cracking" sound, an immediate loss of erection, and probably a loud cry of pain coming from the unfortunate owner of the now "fractured" penis. Pain and a great deal of bruising may follow.

"The penis may be 'bent' to one side or the other," says Fulbright. "In major cases, his urethra can be damaged, which affects his ability to urinate."

Who’s at risk? Again, the old mantra holds true: it’s more about the (over-zealous) motion of the ocean than the size of the ship.

"It can happen to any guy since it's been known to happen during masturbation--thrusting against a pillow and ramming himself into whatever is underneath," Fulbright says.

Your best bet is to get to your man to the doctor as soon as he can stop crying long enough to get in the car. A doctor will evaluate the damage and depending on the extent of the fracture, prescribe a course of action for treatment.



Most of the time, this means penis surgery to fix the tunica albuginea (the broken membrane) and "save" erectile and urinary capabilities. If he doesn’t get examined, he could be left with a permanently curved johnson or some sort of erectile dysfunction.

So what does this feel like for your man? Know that feeling when you accidentally slam your nether regions against the support bar of a “"boy-style" bicycle? According to Fulbright, way worse than that.

Also something to think about—he may not be the only one injured.

"If a man is 'banging' his partner vigorously enough to cause this kind of damage, then it's likely that the partner is being harmed in some way too," Fulbright says. “So simply saying something like 'Easy cowboy, neither one of us wants to get hurt' is a gentle way of saying 'Show some restraint.'"

 

[Pietro]

Whatever it is and all these stories. The bottom line it hurts if she missed.