Cancelled

[Madman]

Ida, Ida, Ida. Why do you continue to deny what happened between us? The lit candels, the burning fireplace, the Champagne, your sheer lingerie. Ohhh Ida, you were never hotter than when you read the bible to me while astride the coffee table. Gb

Shit, Ida you two timing wench! I thought I was the only other guy.:grrrrrr:

 

[Baz]

I hope you all enjoyed my unfair banning. I'm sure not many of you missed me but I know a few did which makes my return worthwhile. Blissful, I've offered you a chance to meet a stable gentleman. There is no need to engage in lesbian encounters, let me help you.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I think they are more delusional than they are trolls. I also think they really believe the bullshit they are trying to feed us. I just hope Chokemychicken doesn't become one of their cult members.

I'd like to think you are right but my nose is telling me different.

 

[a 1 player]

I hope you all enjoyed my unfair banning. I'm sure not many of you missed me but I know a few did which makes my return worthwhile. Blissful, I've offered you a chance to meet a stable gentleman. There is no need to engage in lesbian encounters, let me help you.

I see you are not tolerant of homosexuality as well. Sad indeed.

 

[Blank_Dave]

I'd like to think you are right but my nose is telling me different.

Well April 1st is just around the corner. We could pray that this is an elaborate joke.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I hope you all enjoyed my unfair banning. I'm sure not many of you missed me but I know a few did which makes my return worthwhile. Blissful, I've offered you a chance to meet a stable gentleman. There is no need to engage in lesbian encounters, let me help you.

Remember "let he who has not sinned cast the first stone". Come here insulting and expect to get insulted you closed minded wiper of other people's bottoms.

 

[Blank_Dave]

I hope you all enjoyed my unfair banning. I'm sure not many of you missed me but I know a few did which makes my return worthwhile.

Well some here do miss easy targets, like yourself and Ida. Just note for the most part, your presence isn't desired here, so be prepared to be kicked around. With that knowledge in hand, you don't have much room to whine.

As to your banning, given the nature of this board and hobby, anonymity is a priority. 'Outing' a member is not well recieved.

Blissful, I've offered you a chance to meet a stable gentleman. There is no need to engage in lesbian encounters, let me help you.

How do you plan to do that?

You seem to do an awful lot of offering to help, but you've never answered my questions on what makes you qualified to help?

 

[HOF]

If things were fair around here you would be banned for your lies Greatbear! I do not know you and you do not know me so where do you get off claiming you've done anything with me?

Brent was banned for two days for calling someone by name which he had Bob's permission to do. How is that fair? We have been maligned from day one and no person has been banned or reprimanded as Brent has been. Is this not a free and democratic society we live in? We are being persecuted for trying to help people, it's awful and unfair!

Blissful, Brent has asked me to ask you if we can find you a gentleman. Is the lesbian lifestyle really something you need to engage in? We are offering you our help as we have for Bob.

Caroline & Charles Ingalls

praying together



Caroline asks, "Charles, what are you praying for."

Charles replies, "Well Caroline, I was praying to the lord."

Caroline asks, "Is it something that you have worked for?"

Charles says, "Well yes, I'm a good man, husband, father, friend."

Caroline says, "Wait Charles, the lord wants to guide me."

Charles continues praying, several minutes go buy.

then.

Caroline says, "the lord wants me to take it in the asshole, under one condition. He gets the vagina!"

Caroline says, "As a good christian woman, I must follow the lord's guidance and wisdom."

Charles says, "Screw Disneyland, I'm going to Greece!"​

 

[HOF]

I hope you all enjoyed my unfair banning. I'm sure not many of you missed me but I know a few did which makes my return worthwhile. Blissful, I've offered you a chance to meet a stable gentleman. There is no need to engage in lesbian encounters, let me help you.

Didn't know you were sent to banned church, would have cared either.

Don't do it Bliss, this is the guy and he's anything but stable.



He looks like Damien Thorne from
The Omen
Final Conflict


Damien was Satan's child and Tim Hudak is Damien Thorne child!

Never trust a demon!​

 

[HOF]

Well some here do miss easy targets, like yourself and Ida. Just note for the most part, your presence isn't desired here, so be prepared to be kicked around. With that knowledge in hand, you don't have much room to whine.

As to your banning, given the nature of this board and hobby, anonymity is a priority. 'Outing' a member is not well recieved.



How do you plan to do that?

You seem to do an awful lot of offering to help, but you've never answered my questions on what makes you qualified to help?

Bazerko spent 3 of a 5 day seminar at L. Ron Hubbard's scientology camp. After the third day, the counsellors said STFU & GTFO!​

 

[HOF]

GOTCHA​

 

[HOF]

Bazerko & Ida

does this turn you on?
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice

This may be more appealing to you.

 

[-b]

Blissful, I've offered you a chance to meet a stable gentleman. There is no need to engage in lesbian encounters, let me help you.

I think you need to figure out yourself before you help others......
No one perfect and no one stable.....
We all fall into a degree of insane too me......:rofl1:

I have not judge you....I have tried to be nice.....
I am who I am......I accept my flaws......

But you can help me with spelling, writing sentences, grammar, OMG WRITING.....
Ask tboy, he helped me improve....but I screw up still.......:rofl!:
So now I am :sad: that you judged me.....

I hope you have a nice day without sin.....

 

[SillyGirl]

Brent was banned for two days for calling someone by name which he had Bob's permission to do. How is that fair? We have been maligned from day one and no person has been banned or reprimanded as Brent has been. Is this not a free and democratic society we live in? We are being persecuted for trying to help people, it's awful and unfair!

Blissful, Brent has asked me to ask you if we can find you a gentleman. Is the lesbian lifestyle really something you need to engage in? We are offering you our help as we have for Bob.

There are many members who know my real name, and I'm fine with them using it privately. I would not be fine with any of them using it in a public thread.

This is not a free and democratic society...if we could all vote on it, I'm sure you and Brent would be banned permanently. This is an escort review board, run by a moderating team, and we are all here at their discretion. If you don't like the way they are doing their job, go to another of the many ERBs and see how long their mods tolerate you.

You say you are just trying to help people, and again I will point out that no one here asked for your help. If I came to your church and declared you all needed help getting in touch with your sexuality and you should start by having casual sex with strangers, would you appreciate my advice?

You two came onto this board being insulting and rude, and you continue to carry on as though we are all a bunch of losers who need your help. If you seriously can't understand why this is not appreciated, you both need some real help with your social skills.

 

[Melanie]

There are many members who know my real name, and I'm fine with them using it privately. I would not be fine with any of them using it in a public thread.

This is not a free and democratic society...if we could all vote on it, I'm sure you and Brent would be banned permanently. This is an escort review board, run by a moderating team, and we are all here at their discretion. If you don't like the way they are doing their job, go to another of the many ERBs and see how long their mods tolerate you.

You say you are just trying to help people, and again I will point out that no one here asked for your help. If I came to your church and declared you all needed help getting in touch with your sexuality and you should start by having casual sex with strangers, would you appreciate my advice?

You two came onto this board being insulting and rude, and you continue to carry on as though we are all a bunch of losers who need your help. If you seriously can't understand why this is not appreciated, you both need some real help with your social skills.

You're so sexy when you get all hot and bothered Ms. Sillygirl!:heart:

 

[HOF]

Wait! I've known you six years and now you're telling me that your name is Sillygirl?

 

[HOF]

Hey Melanie,

How about a bikini avatar please!

 

[SillyGirl]

You're so sexy when you get all hot and bothered Ms. Sillygirl!:heart:

Thank you, sweetie. I thought I was actually being rather calm and reasonable, though. :dontknow:

Wait! I've known you six years and now you're telling me that your name is Sillygirl?

It's cute how you think I told you my real name. :rofl1:

 

[LadyRaven]

If things were fair around here you would be banned for your lies Greatbear! I do not know you and you do not know me so where do you get off claiming you've done anything with me?

Brent was banned for two days for calling someone by name which he had Bob's permission to do. How is that fair? We have been maligned from day one and no person has been banned or reprimanded as Brent has been. Is this not a free and democratic society we live in? We are being persecuted for trying to help people, it's awful and unfair!

Blissful, Brent has asked me to ask you if we can find you a gentleman. Is the lesbian lifestyle really something you need to engage in? We are offering you our help as we have for Bob.

What the hell is wrong with Being a lesbian??? stop being a judgemental bitch and fuck off!!!!!!!

 

[George Costanza]

What the hell is wrong with Being a lesbian??? stop being a judgemental bitch and fuck off!!!!!!!

Hmmm i like the dirty talk Waving