Cardinal Fang's Advice Thread

[Madman]

Since we are on a Golf theme I just want to mention I carry around my club and 2 balls everywhere I go. Any ladies ready for a hole in one?:good:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Mini putt putt?

 

[Madman]

Mini putt putt?

um, no Driver sized

 

[RAWD]

Mini putt putt?

Ouch.

Cardinal Fang - I'm in need of a new driver. Should I get the SuperFast 2.0 or the RocketBallz?

Edit: Hey, that R7 is what I'm hitting now! If find that I get it up way too high/fast. I need more hang time.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Ok, no thank you

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Ouch.

Cardinal Fang - I'm in need of a new driver. Should I get the SuperFast 2.0 or the RocketBallz?

Edit: Hey, that R7 is what I'm hitting now! If find that I get it up way too high/fast. I need more hang time.

Madman's problem is that he shanks every shot. :biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

Cardinal, I need advice.....


Amy believes my club is too big and has turned me down. What can I do about so I don't scare off the ladies when I pull down my trousers?

Maybe it's my Golf shoes and not my club??

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Cardinal, I need advice.....


Amy believes my club is too big and has turned me down.

Amy is a terrible judge of size. I've convinced her I'm 114.3 in length. I didn't tell her I preferred the metric system because it makes me sound bigger.

*Rimshot*

What can I do about so I don't scare off the ladies when I pull down my trousers?

Stop pulling down your pants.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Yes, I admit, I'm a terrible judge of size. Oh well

 

[Guido]

No worries Amy, I can teach you. All you need is a six inch ruler and I'll have you measuring like a champ!:wink2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

No worries Amy, I can teach you. All you need is a six inch ruler and a magnifying glass and I'll have you measuring like a champ!:wink2:

Fixed it for you.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Thanx Guido!

Dear Fang,
What do you do when you are at the receiving end of the "silent treatment"?
Thanks,
Amy

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Dear Fang,
What do you do when you are at the receiving end of the "silent treatment"?
Thanks,
Amy

*Fang Responds in Sign Language*

 

[Madman]

:LMAO::LMAO:

*Fang Responds in Sign Language*

Perfect,

:LMAO::LMAO:

 

[Perry77]

Fang who did you bribe to win a contest here :biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Fang who did you bribe to win a contest here :biggrin2:

I promised everyone who voted for me time with the escort I chose. Based on the 58 votes I recieved that leaves me with just over one second with the woman. Given my sexual prowess and past history that is more than enough time to complete my task.:biggrin2:

 

[Art Mann]

Hey, I voted for you ... pretty sure you'll be getting a full minute.

 

[Madman]

I voted for you too, considering I was in the running I thinking I deserve 2 minutes don't you think?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I voted for you too, considering I was in the running I thinking I deserve 2 minutes don't you think?

A whole two minutes. That's going to eat into my foreplay time. Ah....what the fark. They only get bored with me during this time anyways.

 

[Madman]

A whole two minutes. That's going to eat into my foreplay time. Ah....what the fark. They only get bored with me during this time anyways.

Don't worry, I'll be actually done in a minute and thirty seconds but I need the other 30 seconds to wash up.