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Asking me for advice on Bus Safety would be like asking aeronautical advice from the Pilot of the Hindenburg.
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LMAO I just noticed this.
How does a fake Cardinal get his own home page :LMAO:
https://www.vatican.va/
How does a fake Cardinal get his own home page :LMAO:
https://www.vatican.va/
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Virus said:
This is how the Cardinal gets what he wants ...
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I miss the Comfy Chair and my diabolical acting unless you count the times I'm with an escort.
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Cardinal Fang said:
Here's a Comfy Couch for you Cardinal. Relax, put your feet up, and I'll tell one of the guys to get you a stiff drink.
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Depends.
Even then, be sure to wash your bum.
Even then, be sure to wash your bum.
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Cardinal, should I watch what I eat? I notice my speedo's are fitting a bit snug as of late.
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Reverse said:
*Runs in*
Sorry about that. I spent most of the night trying to figure out how I crashed Rogers' server surfing for Amish Porn. I thinking my F5 key got stuck again. Anyways....
Reverse, do you mind if I call you Forward? I think you should wear whatever makes you comfortable and does not impede your date's progress in the area better known as the nether yeah ya. The nun's habit can provide great warmth if made of the correct material. Given that it's Halloween I would suggest you wear a red wimple.
Why would she wear Depends? Is there something you people aren't telling me about Reverse? Wait......just how old is she?
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Guido,
Always watch what you eat. How on earth are you ever going to make sure it goes into your mouth without spilling it.
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LMAO hillarious, thanks you made my morning!
Let me ask you this, should my next lady be an SP or and MPA?
Let me ask you this, should my next lady be an SP or and MPA?
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jumpingjackflash said:
Not to be padantic but I didn't have anything "making" the first or early part of the day, lasting from midnight to noon or from sunrise to noon. This guy on the other hand may be responsible.
jumpingjackflash said:
Very Good Question!
This, like many other questions has elements of a moral dilemma at play. And as such must be examined from multiple angles with multiple viewpoints and *Venn Diagrams in order to come to a cruel yet fair conclusion. In thinking about this for all of 2 minutes I believe you have to ask yourself this:
- Why did you pick a handle from a famous Rolling Stone song when there ware perfectly good Cher singles everywhere you look?
- Would you rather keep company with a woman who's done the horizontal mambo with Madman or
- Would you rather keep company with a woman who's only ever chocked Madman's chicken.
Tough call if you ask me.
* My English prof once told me nobody ever uses Venn Diagrams in normal discourse anymore. Take that you asshat!
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Cardinal Fang said:
You just proved your English prof was right.
You didn't use venn diagrams. You merely referenced the terminology.
Venn diagrams are graphics, they're visual, have to be viewed to be understood.
Eg:
Of course, it could always be argued that this thread is abnormal discourse . . .
Take that you asshat! :biggrin2:
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Good thing were aren't being pedantic.
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Raiden said:
One should never put up with a grown man crying into their own beer. It changes the taste to something more salty. You shouldn't have to worry though many Leaf fans are so used to their beer tasting like that they order salt with the beer in case the Leafs do win.
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I don't know if the Cardinal is on duty this weekend, as it's a religious holiday and he's probably obligated to perform a lot of "duties" ... but I need some advice about a personal situation.
My humble abode is up for sale and the new realtors will probably want to come over to take pics. My ads are full of images of my place, so I'm not keen on having their pics published on real estate websites. Can I refuse to let them take pics and what can I use as an excuse to refuse so I don't have to out my career to them?
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My humble abode is up for sale and the new realtors will probably want to come over to take pics. My ads are full of images of my place, so I'm not keen on having their pics published on real estate websites. Can I refuse to let them take pics and what can I use as an excuse to refuse so I don't have to out my career to them?
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Analme said:
I'm renting from a realtor/owner, so I don't know if I can refuse. I think I'll just have to go through my place and put away the most recognizable items. My city is very small and conservative, so I have to be ultra discreet.
I used to live and work in another city, and I had two separate massage businesses which I advertised under 2 separate names so I could advertise in erotic services with one name, and in mainstream therapeutic directories with the other. I had to be careful not to use any of the same pics, or phrases to describe to myself or my services, built 2 different websites and made them totally different. No one ever figured it out except for the few clients I let know about my other identity. :-Cool/"
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Yes, the Landlord may want the pics unless you keep it messy. Throw your clothes around, and leave dishes in the sink, then the Realtor cannot take the pics and they will use older pics to show the property.
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