Christmas Shopping for HUBGFE members

[oldguyzer]

Minions! I need more Minions!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Jacklyn is pre open about her age. Quick, back me up here J7!

It still wouldn't be your place to announce lol tsk tsk

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

For blackram:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/175054...GzjNFK&wguid=tno6onGzjNFK.5&ref=embed_listing

 

[bolt.upright]

It still wouldn't be your place to announce lol tsk tsk

Oops! Bring on the duct tape!

 

[Transient]

Minions! I need more Minions!

For oldguyzer:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

For Insertion:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/208680...GzjNFK&wguid=tno6onGzjNFK.8&ref=embed_listing

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

For The END:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/105584...GzjNFK&wguid=tno6onGzjNFK.4&ref=embed_listing

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

For ER:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/188025...GzjNFK&wguid=tno6onGzjNFK.2&ref=embed_listing

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

For Lefty:

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/212821754/one-of-a-kind-sculptural-table-lamp?ref=shop_home_active_4

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

For Patron:

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/117...atron&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

For Maestro:

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/129...music&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

For Predator:

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/129...-4-wooden-hand-made?ref=listing-shop-header-2

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

For Nash:

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/161...-necklace-snow?ref=br_feed_46&br_feed_tlp=men

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

For Milano:

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/727...echanical-pocket?ref=fp_item&aref=20776171560

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

For Johnnybehorny:

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/193...=horn&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

 

[bobistheowl]

I just figured you were giving me a fun game to play with my favourite ladies. I'm not sure about twisting myself into knots any more though, but I'll give it a shot...

Lady Jacklyn is 35, incidentally.

That's exactly why I gave you the board game bolt, to have fun with one or more friends, in a variety of different body positions, some not normally found in nature.

Twister is also a euphemism for a man who enjoys wearing women's clothing, which might have caused some readers to take offense, or your behalf.

Jacklyn7's mom could well be between your age, and mine. That's just speculation, but statistically fairly probable, unlike the October, 1974 Penthouse Pet referenced in another thread, who's online bio page says she was born in 1965.

 

[Jacklyn7]

Haha, you know I don't mind. I post my age very openly, no shame in aging gracefully! But we could find some fun uses for that tape anyhow :-Cool/"

Oops! Bring on the duct tape!

 

[bobistheowl]

Jacklyn is pretty open about her age. Quick, back me up here J7!

Like most men, I prefer women who are pretty open, as opposed to those who are merely pre op.

I can make a piece of celery funny. Seriously. Read my signature line.

 

[bobistheowl]

For oldguyzer:

A pair of them I would understand, but why would you give a guy three onions? That would make him sing like Barry White, or talk like James Earl Jones. You need some melanin, to pull off a voice that deep.

 

[papasmerf]

A pair of them I would understand, but why would a give a guy three onions? That would make him sing like Barry White, or talk like James Earl Jones. You need some melanin, to pull off a voice that deep.

One needs to see with more than eyes.
They must also see with their soul.