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CONGRATULATIONS TRUMP, Mr. President.

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I'm trying to imagine a conversation between Trump and Trudeau.
 
[h=4]When you realize they bought you at your worst, and you still won and now you’re gonna have to actually work for the next four years instead of launching that TV network you really wanted that would’ve netted you billions[/h]

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Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.

First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

CIA: We can't do that.

Trump: Why is that?

CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

Trump: I don't care.

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it and on top of it Saudi regime is only one who is providing USA AirBase to attack any muslim country for free.

Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

Trump: Why not?

CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

Trump: What? Why?

CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.

Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

FBI: We can't do that.

Trump: Why not?

FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.

Trump: Why not?

Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?

Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

USCIS: You cannot do that.

Trump: Why?

Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???

CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest! ����
 
Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.

First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

CIA: We can't do that.

Trump: Why is that?

CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

Trump: I don't care.

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it and on top of it Saudi regime is only one who is providing USA AirBase to attack any muslim country for free.

Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

Trump: Why not?

CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

Trump: What? Why?

CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.

Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

CIA: We need the Shi'ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

FBI: We can't do that.

Trump: Why not?

FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.

Trump: Why not?

Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?

Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

USCIS: You cannot do that.

Trump: Why?

Chief of Staff: If you do so, we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???

CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest! ����

So unrealistically true.
 
Cristy I have no idea how people tell their children to Respect Bill Clinton........I sure can not figure how hillery told her daughter to..

Papa, with all due respect you don't win an argument, or make a point, when you avoid an answer by pointing to another's faults.Bill Clinton isn't running, isn't the one in power now, and Hillary didn't have to tell her daughter, everyone else did. Now back to my original question:)
 
Papa, with all due respect you don't win an argument, or make a point, when you avoid an answer by pointing to another's faults.Bill Clinton isn't running, isn't the one in power now, and Hillary didn't have to tell her daughter, everyone else did. Now back to my original question:)

Cristy.......I am not trying to win an argument...in fact I was not even involved in one. I was having a discussion with you.

I have no illusion that you can be swayed in your thinking, today.

Give it a year then review his performance.
 
Cristy.......I am not trying to win an argument...in fact I was not even involved in one. I was having a discussion with you.

I have no illusion that you can be swayed in your thinking, today.

Give it a year then review his performance.

Yes I suppose it is to soon to jump to conclusions, but then again I tend to be pessimistic more than optimistic, but whether or not he succeeds won't detract from his blatant racism, which Clinton never had, his bigotry, his misogyny, his hate and disregard towards many minorities, especially women and his many other character flaws. It will be interesting to see how he handles NAFTA, who he puts in positions, looks like Giuliani and Gingrich, are in line, sad to say. hopefully in time those who voted for him won't have regrets.
What I find ironic is anyone who openly spewed the kind of hate rhetoric and racist crap that he did would never be hired for most civil jobs, yet he was elected to rule the USA, life is funny at times.
 
I don't particularly think he's racist or hates women. If you watched the Apprentice, he really respected Joan Rivers and it wasn't for her good looks.

It's obvious he also holds his daughter in high regards probably more so than his boys.

Is he a womanizer and has dirty thoughts racing through his mind when he sees a beautiful woman, absolutely just like most heterosexual men do.

The Bush administration was probably much more racist than Donald Trump and the same with Bill Clinton who had the most foul mouth of all behind closed doors and was as much of a womanizer if not more than Donald.

Now, my own personal vote if allowed would have gone to Hillary as I plugged my nose tightly but that's only because Donald is very reactionary and he worries me a bit when it comes to international affairs.

I'll also add as much as I enjoy a good protest, the latest protests are a shame because he was fairly elected by the electorate and has yet to do anything at all. This is what democracy is all about. A fair election and the people choose. If and when he step out of line, then let the protests commence but right now it is best to wait and see in my opinion.
 
@Madman, lol, really? So all those things he said were jokes...:no: he's as racist as they come, did you notice David Duke was one of the first to congratulate him, lol.

I suppose you think him honest as well:LMAO:

https://www.vox.com/2016/8/12/12390356/donald-trump-lying-truth

I'm about to get into a debate with one of the sexiest ladies on HUBGFE and I love it!

First off, I never said Trump was an honest man, far from it because he's been a ruthless businessman.

Secondly Hillary is also far from an honest person and I'm a democrat at heart.

https://observer.com/2016/11/latest-wikileaks-reveals-clinton-critics-were-right-all-along/

Trump, I'm sure in the era he grew up has been racist along the way as has all the other politicians of his era. This is slowly changing for the better with the new generation so there is hope.

Racism isn't unique to just white folks, racism exists among folks of all colored skin towards other cultures and races.

I'll venture to say, if this had been Donald Trump vs Michele Obama I strongly believe we would be celebrating the first black woman president. Hillary lost this election in spite of Donald Trump but regardless the American electorate has spoken and Donald has 4 years to place his stamp on the white house. It will be a very interesting 4 years to say the least.
 
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