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I am mas****ating with my left hand!:biggrin2:
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Your penis will shrink once you get older.
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Youth is WASTED on the young.
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The president can't speak for himself.
'Uhhh…Uh…Uhhh….People!' Obama at Total Loss for Words When Staff Forgets His Speech
https://nation.foxnews.com/2013/06/07/%E2%80%9Cuhhh%E2%80%A6uh%E2%80%A6uhhh%E2%80%A6people%E2%80%9D-obama-total-loss-words-when-staff-forgets-his-speech
'Uhhh…Uh…Uhhh….People!' Obama at Total Loss for Words When Staff Forgets His Speech
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Here is one more.
Girlfriends give great blow jobs.
Wives don't give a damn anymore about great blow jobs. They just blow your money ;/Waving://
Girlfriends give great blow jobs.
Wives don't give a damn anymore about great blow jobs. They just blow your money ;/Waving://
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Turkeys don't fly.
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Things learned from young boys.
A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way
The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever.
VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way
The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever.
VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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Aerosmith's "Walk this way" song got the tittle from watching YF.
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Couldn't believe people are still using Telegraphs.
We're not sure if it's more surprising to learn that the last telegram in the world will be sent next month ... or that people are still sending telegrams somewhere. They are, though: 5,000 telegrams are still sent every day in India.
But that's all coming to an end on July 13, when the country's state-owned telecom company, BSNL, will end its telegraph service for good, the Christian Science Monitor reports.
At the medium's peak in 1985, Indians were sending 60 million telegrams a year.
NEWSER: Scientists unravel mystery of albino gorilla
But with the rise of cell and smart phones, BSNL says it's losing $23 million a year to keep the service running. Nevertheless, some devotees believe the telegram still plays a vital role in the country.
"I am a regular user of the telegram and it is an important tool for activists," says fan AP Tripathi. "For example, a telegram to a court informing them of illegal detention of a citizen by the police is taken as a writ petition."
Tripathi is so passionate about the telegram, in fact, he has even threatened to go on a Gandhian fast unless the decision is overturned.
He notified the government of his intentions ... via telegram.
Newser is a USA TODAY content partner providing general news, commentary and coverage from around the Web. Its content is produced independently of USA TODAY.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/06/15/last-telegram/2426373/
We're not sure if it's more surprising to learn that the last telegram in the world will be sent next month ... or that people are still sending telegrams somewhere. They are, though: 5,000 telegrams are still sent every day in India.
But that's all coming to an end on July 13, when the country's state-owned telecom company, BSNL, will end its telegraph service for good, the Christian Science Monitor reports.
At the medium's peak in 1985, Indians were sending 60 million telegrams a year.
NEWSER: Scientists unravel mystery of albino gorilla
But with the rise of cell and smart phones, BSNL says it's losing $23 million a year to keep the service running. Nevertheless, some devotees believe the telegram still plays a vital role in the country.
"I am a regular user of the telegram and it is an important tool for activists," says fan AP Tripathi. "For example, a telegram to a court informing them of illegal detention of a citizen by the police is taken as a writ petition."
Tripathi is so passionate about the telegram, in fact, he has even threatened to go on a Gandhian fast unless the decision is overturned.
He notified the government of his intentions ... via telegram.
Newser is a USA TODAY content partner providing general news, commentary and coverage from around the Web. Its content is produced independently of USA TODAY.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/06/15/last-telegram/2426373/
• About one-third of lynching victims were white.
There were 4,743 victims of lynching between 1882 and 1968. Of those 1,297 were white and 3,446 were black.
Lynchings occurred in 44 states. There were more whites than blacks lynched in 25 of those 44 states.
The Department of Justice informs us that each year there are an estimated 8,000 to 9,000 black-on-black homicides. Using 8,500 as a mean, there are as many black-on-black homicides every five months as there were blacks killed during the 86-year lynching era.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ef2_1336262149#oD4e5VSTp5UCbIdy.99
There were 4,743 victims of lynching between 1882 and 1968. Of those 1,297 were white and 3,446 were black.
Lynchings occurred in 44 states. There were more whites than blacks lynched in 25 of those 44 states.
The Department of Justice informs us that each year there are an estimated 8,000 to 9,000 black-on-black homicides. Using 8,500 as a mean, there are as many black-on-black homicides every five months as there were blacks killed during the 86-year lynching era.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ef2_1336262149#oD4e5VSTp5UCbIdy.99
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