Dogs and all animals thread

[Thomas Crown]

Hes probably not giving it a second thought. He's doing it in public all the time, which say a lot about the people doing it

 

[cristycurves]

@ Cristy: That hits the spot, and confirms to the cautious that you do not, indeed, have an Adam's Apple!

At this moment, my Likes / Thanks / Funny stat totals sit at 38-10-42. I HAVE seen a picture of a woman with those 'vital statistics', but only in a comic book. She was an E cup, and wore a costume that left little to the imagination, as if her clothes were painted on.

I think her name was 'Savage She-Hulk', or something like that. She didn't sell well, and quickly disappeared from corner newsstands and drug stores. There's not much demand for back issues in the collector's market either, unless a copy of her is in Mint condition. A coverless copy is practically worthless; that's just an unsold one, returned to the distributor, that was supposed to have been recycled. Life imitates art.

Well apparently avatars can be representative of a persons personality, since often times you're a dick

 

[Creepy]

He's thinking that the guy has it all wrong and needs to turn the female over!

:biggrin2:

 

[Flash Bazbo]

Well apparently avatars can be representative of a persons personality, since often times you're a dick

Cristy, to paraphrase Jesus Christ, "Let she who is without sin, cast the first stone". You're a bit of a dick, sometimes, too, but I like that, in a woman.

Seguing unabashedly, a related joke: In Biblical times, a crowd of peasants has rocks in their hands, preparing to stone the harlot for the sin of adultery. Jesus walks among them, and says "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone". A little old lady pushes her way through the assembled mob, picks up a rock, and throws it at the accused's head, hitting her squarely in the forehead. Jesus turns, looks at the woman, and says; "Oh, for Dad's, sake, Ma!".

 

[Flash Bazbo]

I dont know about other humans but my ex wife could smell perfume on me from a mile away even after a shower and drycleaned cloths.the woman had the schnoz of a German Sheppard.

In a related matter, if a man whose heterosexuality is unquestioned, arrives late to work, and has a soupcon of perfume on the collar of his shirt, co-workers, both male and female, will pay extra attention to him, hoping that he will betray a confidence, so they will have some kernel of truth about which to gossip. I think this is also why women who have a tenuous grasp to their 'owned' man are so adamantly against cigarette smoking. They have to inhale deeply, to catch a whiff of perfume, needed to launch the accusation, and the smell of tobacco inhibits this 'dog like' behavior. I have found that anyone who asks questions that are none of their business is either working as an intermediary for an adversary or market research firm, or they hope to barter the information to other gossip mongers, for details about other people.

Being discreet, however, conveys different advantages. Any piece of information is more valuable, if fewer people know it, so the secret to obtaining the best gossip is to seek out indiscreet individuals, obtain their information, and reward them with anonymity and things of value to them, other than secret information. This is why many women who like to hear gossip have their hair cut, or their nails done, more frequently than necessary, at a premium price, by homosexual men. Few homosexual men can keep any kind of secret about anyone other than themselves, (which is why they were barred from military service, for centuries).

A Korean woman will do manicures more proficiently than a gay man, at a fraction of the cost, but she won't say anything to you, unless you are interested in Korean gossip.

 

[Virus]

Dog meat to be BANNED at China's annual Yulin festival after activists campaigned to end the trade that sees millions of animals stolen and slaughtered each year

WARNING: DISTRESSING CONTENT 10million dogs are killed each year for meat to be sold at Yulin's Dongkou marketMost of the dogs are stolen pets and strays who are ferried to slaughter housesRestaurants and street and market traders are now banned from selling the meatTragically, millions of cats will still be slaughtered and sold for meat at festivalLate actress Carrie Fisher was among thousands campaigning to ban cruel trad

Dog meat to be BANNED at Chinese Yulin festival | Daily Mail Online

 

[papasmerf]

As long as I can get a decent Dolphin Steak or a Candied Peacock.....I am ok with the banning.

 

[cristycurves]

I'm interested in trying human flesh, barbecued or fried..... hey Papa, why not volunteer

 

[papasmerf]

I'm interested in trying human flesh, barbecued or fried..... hey Papa, why not volunteer

I will pass on that......But hey whatever floats your boat

 

[BEER]

I'm interested in trying human flesh, barbecued or fried.....

Eat well young lady.

 

[cristycurves]

@Papa, thought so Those who brag about eating something killed, are usually to cowardly to put themselves through the same torturous treatment their "meal' has to endure.
@BEER-lol, thank you for the "young" comment:blush2:

 

[McGuinty]

Do you let a dog lick your face?.

Do you let a dog lick your face?.

My friend`s daughter had this question asked. She is only in 8th grade. She Googled for information and says no but she insists that they are wrong.

What does her parents tell her.

 

[Candyman]

Only if it's a she.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

Dogs are great judges of character. When a dog jumps up on a stranger, paws to chest, or licks their face, you know that this is a dog that is choosing you to be his or her friend. The dog may have muddy paws, and I know what a dog does with it's tongue, but from the dog's point of view, these are high compliments indeed. The only one higher that I've personally experienced is when a dog picked up his half-chewed beef bone, carried it across the room, and dropped it in my lap. If a dog does that to you, the proper etiquette is to rub their ears at the temple, then offer the bone back to them, on an open palm.

One can always wash their face, or change their clothing, if a friendly dog leaves his mark. Discouraging a dog from being friendly to strangers is an infamnia. A 'working dog' would not approach a stranger in this way, but even a well trained guard dog should be able to smell the difference between friend and foe. If a dog who is normally friendly singles out a stranger for no apparent reason, there is always a non apparent reason. This is why when a dog bites a stranger, the owner of that dog should be 'put down', in a way other than euthanasia.

 

[Madman]

It really depends on the dog. I have to like the pooch to allow it to lick my face.


Papasmerf is banned from licking my face, that goes without saying!

 

[Lily of Montreal]

My God no!
I once had to cancel a meeting because someone had brought a puppy home and it was so gorgeous I took it in my arms and when I looked in the mirror I was all red with swelling where it licked me in the neck and face.

That's how I found out I am terribly allergic to dogs,not the hair but the saliva.
People always say ''he's friendly...'' when I do a little dance to avoid their pet and me I am yes,I am sure he is, but please do not let him close...

 

[Thomas Crown]

I knew a guy up north in Alta who's dog used to lick his dick he thought it was great

 

[bolt.upright]

I knew a guy up north in Alta who's dog used to lick his dick he thought it was great

CIMSW?

 

[demien3k5]

I love to see dog owners and dog lovers of all persuasions getting their faces licked when you just know that 30 seconds before, that same dog was licking the shit off his own asshole, off the asshole of another dog(s), or was cleaning the ooze off of his over-excited, protruding genitalia. Comedy gold, every single time. :rofl!:

 

[Flash Bazbo]

I love to see dog owners and dog lovers of all persuasions getting their faces licked when you just know that 30 seconds before, that same dog was licking the shit off his own asshole, off the asshole of another dog(s), or was cleaning the ooze off of his over-excited, protruding genitalia. Comedy gold, every single time. :rofl!:

I feel the same way when I see humans kissing ass, literally or figuratively. At least a dog's motives are sincere.