Dogs and all animals thread

[demien3k5]

I feel the same way when I see humans kissing ass, literally or figuratively. At least a dog's motives are sincere.

True dat. Very true.

 

[Thomas Crown]

CIMSW?

Didnt ask for rates or restrictions

 

[Flash Bazbo]

I knew a guy up north in Alta who's dog used to lick his dick he thought it was great

Steve McQueen was actually guy #2 in an old joke, (because he's that old, too). Two guys were walking down the street in Alberta. They saw a dog sitting on a lawn, licking his own balls. The other guy said, wistfully "Gee, I sure wish I could do that!", to which our Thomas replied "You probably could, but you'd have to pet him first".

I was chatting up ten year old Cristy at the time, (she had already 'blossomed', but I was just giving her advice, on how to make the most of her assets, independently), and I overheard the conversation, told some guy in a bar, and the rest is history.

Steve and Cristy could confirm that that really happened, potentially, somewhere in Jokeland, Alberta, back in the day.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

True dat. Very true.

As I recall from "The Omen' movie franchise, most dogs don't like you very much, demien, and people who don't believe everything they hear and see think you are a SOB, LITERALLY. I can see why you wouldn't want a dog close enough to your face, to be able to lick it.

Coincidentally, S.O.B. is the corporate logo of the South O. Brewing Company, a microbrewery in Oceanside, California, not yet selling their wares to the general public. Both Steve McQueen and Jethro Bodine, (stage names Thomas Crown and bolt.upright), have already confirmed this in the 'Great Beer Brands Thread', somewhere else in here, from earlier this month. Go find the thread yourself, if you don't believe me. Don't be using the reply with quote and that 'I doubt it' emogie, anybody. Just sayin'.

 

[demien3k5]

As I recall from "The Omen' movie franchise, most dogs don't like you very much, demien, and people who don't believe everything they hear and see think you are a SOB, LITERALLY. I can see why you wouldn't want a dog close enough to your face, to be able to lick it.

Coincidentally, S.O.B. is the corporate logo of the South O. Brewing Company, a microbrewery in Oceanside, California, not yet selling their wares to the general public. Both Steve McQueen and Jethro Bodine, (stage names Thomas Crown and bolt.upright), have already confirmed this in the 'Great Beer Brands Thread', somewhere else in here, from earlier this month. Go find the thread yourself, if you don't believe me. Don't be using the reply with quote and that 'I doubt it' emogie, anybody. Just sayin'.

 

[Thomas Crown]

As I recall from "The Omen' movie franchise, most dogs don't like you very much, demien, and people who don't believe everything they hear and see think you are a SOB, LITERALLY. I can see why you wouldn't want a dog close enough to your face, to be able to lick it.

Coincidentally, S.O.B. is the corporate logo of the South O. Brewing Company, a microbrewery in Oceanside, California, not yet selling their wares to the general public. Both Steve McQueen and Jethro Bodine, (stage names Thomas Crown and bolt.upright), have already confirmed this in the 'Great Beer Brands Thread', somewhere else in here, from earlier this month. Go find the thread yourself, if you don't believe me. Don't be using the reply with quote and that 'I doubt it' emogie, anybody. Just sayin'.

:rofl!:

 

[cristycurves]

I feel the same way when I see humans kissing ass, literally or figuratively. At least a dog's motives are sincere.

Yup.... It is very funny when people criticize dog owners for kissing their dogs face, or vice versa, as it is usually those critics who suck on someones asshole, pussy hole or some other human orifice. No being is dirtier than a human.....So should you let a dog lick your face, why not, unless you are like Lilly and have allergies.

Quote by Flash-
I was chatting up ten year old Cristy at the time, (she had already 'blossomed', but I was just giving her advice, on how to make the most of her assets, independently), and I overheard the conversation, told some guy in a bar, and the rest is history.

Steve and Cristy could confirm that that really happened, potentially, somewhere in Jokeland, Alberta, back in the day.
@flash-even in joke land, it is in very poor taste to talk sexually about a "10 yr old".......just so wrong:don'twantto-see:/.....

 

[Flash Bazbo]

@flash-even in joke land, it is in very poor taste to talk sexually about a "10 yr old".......just so wrong:don'twantto-see:/.....

Yes indeed, it was. I'm very sorry, Cristy. I will never again ransack Prick's house for Vodka. Neither of these two things will reoccur.

 

[Hitter]

I rather just play with the Wolf.

 

[demien3k5]

It is very funny when people criticize dog owners for kissing their dogs face, or vice versa, as it is usually those critics who suck on someones asshole, pussy hole or some other human orifice. No being is dirtier than a human.....So should you let a dog lick your face, why not...

Personally speaking, given the choice between physical intimacy with another human, and physical intimacy with an animal, I'll take my chances with the human as being the infinitely cleaner and safer option, but it really is a matter of personal choice and many animal lovers do beg to differ. (Blech!) :shock: Besides, before I lick a lady's asshole, or pussyhole, or other orifice, or she licks mine, I always insist we both have a hot soapy shower first. I don't just run up to her and start licking her shit-encrusted a-hole like most dogs would do just prior to licking your face. It's one of those things that separates we civilized humans from lower life forms and it's also a pretty basic standard in both the industry in general and in my life specifically. Maybe not for everyone though? Hmmmmmm

How your beloved dog could give you a killer disease | Daily Mail Online

 

[cristycurves]

Personally speaking, given the choice between physical intimacy with another human, and physical intimacy with an animal, I'll take my chances with the human as being the infinitely cleaner and safer option, but it really is a matter of personal choice and many animal lovers do beg to differ. (Blech!) :shock: Besides, before I lick a lady's asshole, or pussyhole, or other orifice, or she licks mine, I always insist we both have a hot soapy shower first. I don't just run up to her and start licking her shit-encrusted a-hole like most dogs would do just prior to licking your face. It's one of those things that separates we civilized humans from lower life forms and it's also a pretty basic standard in both the industry in general and in my life specifically. Maybe not for everyone though? Hmmmmmm

How your beloved dog could give you a killer disease | Daily Mail Online

No offence, but between you and a dog, well it wouldn't be the dog that would be considered the "lower life form". I know sometimes you find it challenging to read posts as they're printed, and that your mind often plays tricks on you, but how does anyone twist allowing a dog to lick their face into having intimate relations with their dog? Something you've done before, or craving perhaps?
Thanks for letting us all know that you like to lick assholes and that you like yours licked,..... bleh Hopefully you use something besides hot soapy water, since they're many things that aren't "killed" by a simple wash with "hot soapy water". that too is basic standard knowledge within this industry....but the choice to suck on, lick on whatever is yours, after all, as I said, humans are the dirtiest beings, Can Washing Prevent STDs? List of human disease case fatality rates - Wikipedia

quote-As to the core question of whether a dog’s mouth is cleaner than that of a human’s, it’s unanswerable for the following reasons:

To the best of our knowledge, there hasn’t been a definitive study comparing how much bacteria is in a typical dog’s mouth versus that resident in a human’s. However, even if there had been such a study, it wouldn’t settle the questions about which is “cleaner,” except in a mathematical sense.

If by “cleaner” one means “less harmful,” a physical count of the fauna present wouldn’t yield useful results, because some sorts of relatively benign bacteria colonize rapidly and widely, while some of the truly nasty ones produce rather small colonies of growth. Judging by a raw count of the numbers would be akin to trying to determine the threat to life and limb posed by the felines in your

neighborhood by counting the total number of cats, as opposed to considering whether you’re living surrounded by housecats or mountain lions.

Then there’s the matter of the bacteria in each type of mouth’s being specific to that species, a point that further works to render the question unanswerable. A lot of what’s in a dog’s kisser isn’t going to transfer to a human, not because Spot’s maw is somehow “cleaner,” but because what’s there is specific to dogs. (It’s for this reason you’re more likely to gain an infection from a human’s bite than from a dog’s — the bacteria that would potentially be transmitted into the bite would be common to the species of both the biter and the bitee.)

 

[demien3k5]

No offence, but between you and a dog, well it wouldn't be the dog that would be considered the "lower life form". I know sometimes you find it challenging to read posts as they're printed, and that your mind often plays tricks on you, but how does anyone twist allowing a dog to lick their face into having intimate relations with their dog? Something you've done before, or craving perhaps?
Thanks for letting us all know that you like to lick assholes and that you like yours licked,..... bleh Hopefully you use something besides hot soapy water, since they're many things that aren't "killed" by a simple wash with "hot soapy water". that too is basic standard knowledge within this industry....but the choice to suck on, lick on whatever is yours, after all, as I said, humans are the dirtiest beings, Can Washing Prevent STDs? List of human disease case fatality rates - Wikipedia

quote-As to the core question of whether a dog’s mouth is cleaner than that of a human’s, it’s unanswerable for the following reasons:

To the best of our knowledge, there hasn’t been a definitive study comparing how much bacteria is in a typical dog’s mouth versus that resident in a human’s. However, even if there had been such a study, it wouldn’t settle the questions about which is “cleaner,” except in a mathematical sense.

If by “cleaner” one means “less harmful,” a physical count of the fauna present wouldn’t yield useful results, because some sorts of relatively benign bacteria colonize rapidly and widely, while some of the truly nasty ones produce rather small colonies of growth. Judging by a raw count of the numbers would be akin to trying to determine the threat to life and limb posed by the felines in your

neighborhood by counting the total number of cats, as opposed to considering whether you’re living surrounded by housecats or mountain lions.

Then there’s the matter of the bacteria in each type of mouth’s being specific to that species, a point that further works to render the question unanswerable. A lot of what’s in a dog’s kisser isn’t going to transfer to a human, not because Spot’s maw is somehow “cleaner,” but because what’s there is specific to dogs. (It’s for this reason you’re more likely to gain an infection from a human’s bite than from a dog’s — the bacteria that would potentially be transmitted into the bite would be common to the species of both the biter and the bitee.)

As is typical with extremists of all stripes, you weren't able to address my comments dispassionately without throwing a few personal insults into your response when none were actually directed at you.

The fact remains that based on typical, commonly observed behaviors exhibited by virtually all dogs, it is far more than likely that what 'is in its mouth' at any given moment is infinitely more 'dirty' (i.e. harmful) to humans than what is in your average human's mouth, and that allowing any dog to indiscriminately lick your face and potentially transfer 'whatever' is in its mouth to you carries a significantly higher personal risk than 'kissing' another human on the mouth, all things being equal.

You can niggle and dance around the truth all you want with passionate semantics, but it really doesn't change the basic truths involved.

To me at least, to dispute this obvious reality as anything but factual is, quite frankly, ridiculous.

Still, freedom to choose remains in the hands of every individual, so I have no objections to how others may or may not choose to indulge themselves.

 

[Prick]

I go away for 3 days and this is the best you can give Demien?.

 

[Polaris]

Animals!

 

[demien3k5]

I go away for 3 days and this is the best you can give Demien?.

Meh, you know how it is Prick. Sometimes you just don't give enough of a shit to put in a 100% effort. :-Cool/"

 

[Flash Bazbo]

Personally speaking, given the choice between physical intimacy with another human, and physical intimacy with an animal, I'll take my chances with the human as being the infinitely cleaner and safer option,...

The dog's donation amount is much less. A few milk bones should be enough, for MSOG.

 

[cristycurves]

]As is typical with extremists of all stripes, you weren't able to address my comments dispassionately without throwing a few personal insults into your response when none were actually directed at you. [/COLOR]

The fact remains that based on typical, commonly observed behaviors exhibited by virtually all dogs, it is far more than likely that what 'is in its mouth' at any given moment is infinitely more 'dirty' (i.e. harmful) to humans than what is in your average human's mouth, and that allowing any dog to indiscriminately lick your face and potentially transfer 'whatever' is in its mouth to you carries a significantly higher personal risk than 'kissing' another human on the mouth, all things being equal.

You can niggle and dance around the truth all you want with passionate semantics, but it really doesn't change the basic truths involved.

To me at least, to dispute this obvious reality as anything but factual is, quite frankly, ridiculous.

Still, freedom to choose remains in the hands of every individual, so I have no objections to how others may or may not choose to indulge themselves.

You quoted me, so all your comment *was* directed at me, and I replied in the same way you do and in the tone that you usually use towards many. Can't you take what you give? Once again you puff out your chest *trying* to project your self perceived superiority, which is comical to watch and so very obvious......but who cares.... You believe what you want, but keep in mind, that doesn't make it true and again.....who cares

 

[Analme]

If truth be told, I completely agree with Demien and others who would never allow any animal to lick my face but I have to say

Cristy, your feisty take no crap from anyone attitude turns me on! I can only imagine and I do:biggrin2: the passion that you unleash under the sheets!

 

[demien3k5]

If truth be told, I completely agree with Demien and others who would never allow any animal to lick my face but I have to say

Cristy, your feisty take no crap from anyone attitude turns me on! I can only imagine and I do:biggrin2: the passion that you unleash under the sheets!

Y'know Anal, it's pretty comical when the people who talk so tough about 'dishing it out' and 'taking it' are the very same ones who spend all their time PMing moderators and board administrators behind the scenes to complain when they get their asses handed to them, figuratively speaking. Guess 'tough talk' is still pretty fucking cheap these days. :no:

 

[cristycurves]

Thanks Analme Demien again you project your self perceived superiority by thinking you've *ever* handed anyone their ass, and maybe the mods should chime in and comment to your thoughts about who these "same ones" are that "spend all their time pm'ing them". If you've been reported and then chastised for doing something you should not have, blame yourself, not some "same ones". We are all held accountable for posts that cross the lines.
You took this thread to a whole other level when you twisted allowing a dog to lick a face into someone wanting to have sex with a dog....and when my response to your twisted remark was unflattering, you called me an extremist....lol. Again you like to throw shit, but when it comes back you wince and whine.