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cristycurves
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Dude, stop, I can't breathe! :rofl!::rofl!::rofl!: Didn't they ever tell you "You never go full retard!"? :LMAO: What fucking world are YOU LIVING IN!!!??? Get into her pants!? REALLY!? Between the worst boob-job I've ever seen on a human and the Simple Jack bowl cut, I'm having a hard time keeping my testicles from crawling back up inside me to die every time she changes her avatar or posts a surprise selfie in some random mainstream thread! Her blinding fucking stupidly is only exceeded by the overwhelming unattractiveness of her personality. You couldn't pay ME enough to endure that nightmare... Now Flashy, I hear a rabid raccoon just knocked over a trash can of medical waste over behind the hospital, all over a comatose rubbie . If you hurry, you may be able to fight off the raccoon and add something awesome to your prize collection at home. But don't be gone too long! That homeless woman you have in the kitchen is likely touching your stuff while you're gone! SHE'S TOUCHING YOUR STUFF, FLASH! When you're NOT THERE! I know how that irks you, and we can't afford another Jeffery Dahmer moment from you. Especially since they banned you from eating, er' I mean feeding the cats. And rats. Now I know you'll have lots to say in response, but don't type too fast. You'll run out of all the words you memorized from that book "How to Psychoanalyze Anonymous Strangers on The Internet" that you stole from the library cart at CAMH during your 'unfortunate incarceration". You're dismissed now, mister. Run along and play with your little rodent and rubbie friends. You can make some more 'funnies' for Cristy tomorrow, and yes, she'll laugh like she always does, so stop worrying, m'kay? You're still a number one in her books for sure! :wink2:To me you're more of a big number two, but you already knew that, didn'tja'?
Why can't you breathe Demien, do you have your mouth stuck on another asshole you had to pay for? Yes Demien any female you come in contact with, who is willing to give you any attention will *always* be paid. Of the ones you *have to* pay, they'll always stick their asses up in the air to be licked and sucked so they won't have to suffer the dread of you kissing them on the mouth, or suffer the agony of having too hear your buffoonery . Which will save them headaches and the transference of that bacteria glop you continue to carry around in your oral cavity because you are to daft to realize that washing an asshole "with hot soapy water" as you claimed to do before you lick away, does nothing to rid the hole of all it's germs, your limited intellect obviously hasn't enabled you to realize water hot enough to kill germs wouldn't be bearable to use on live flesh, so why the mention of "hot water", duhhhhh, even if it did kill present bacteria, fecal matter still resides in the hole and is still transferable, unless you do an enema, and even then.....lol. Do you get your paid women to do enemas Demien...how much they charge you for that, lol. Please learn about dental dams, and stop the spread.
Yes Demien there are no other women here who'll fawn over some arsehole with a superiority complex and grandiose notions of himself, yet so childish and insecure that all he can do when angered by someone is knock their looks, intelligence or age.....isn't that how school yard bullies behave? You've taken shots at Prick, Primo, Danny, Flash, myself and I'm sure some others I've left out. You, who thinks himself above many here, yet spends his time engaging with those very same people, reading and replying and even going to the extreme of gossiping about them off board, lol, not to smart there ass licker man.....Kind of pathetic actually!
To end.....
Demien, believe me and others who agree, it isn't better to be you. Anyone who has to surround themselves with material objects in order to feel "bigger", who *has to* pay for his company, and who continuously and unashamedly brags about their "perceived" wealth, and who gossips, bullies and denigrates anyone who isn't siding with you, is lacking, lacking in the very things that make a human being attractive, namely, character, and character is something you are severely lacking in, will never have, have never had, and that is probably part of the reason you're so angry and why you've a need to belittle so many so often. But go back in front of that mirror you often jack off to, it'll keep you company .....again:wink2: Btw shitsucker you made a mistake, lol, again..... Stupidly doesn't make sense in your sentence, I believe you meant stupidity...... Stupid!
Hope you like my morning funny
