Dropped a Toonie in Toilet Taking a Dump

[TROOPS]

Got up this morning, went to sit on toilet to take my morning dump and i hear "PLOP" just as i'm pushing out the first log. I look between my legs and see a shiny toonie at the bottom of my toilet. I'm like "damn!"
After i was done taking a dump, i stood up looked to see where the toonie must have stuck to me as i was sleeping. Sure enough.... a toonie imprint on the right cheek of my ass.

Didn't flush toilet yet thinking, do i try to get the toonie out the toilet or just flush my money away. Toonie nowaydays is 1.5litre of gas. Enough to fill my lawnmower.
If it was a quarter or less i' wouldn't hesitate to just flush the damn coin. But shit....its a damn toonie. Stood there thinking about it for about 2minutes and i said, what the fuck........and just reached in with my hand thru the shit and dirty water and just pulled the damn thing out and washed up.

If this happened to you, would you have just flushed or try to get it out?

 

[superdick]

Hey TROOPS , where ya been the last few days ,I cant go a day without a fart or stool threadraying: I would just flush it.:don'twantto-see:/

 

[TROOPS]

Hey TROOPS , where ya been the last few days ,I cant go a day without a fart or stool threadraying: I would just flush it.:don'twantto-see:/

Been busy bar hopping picking up chix......thurs, fri, sat, sun nites.....different bars everyday. Been a fun weekend. Toonie is also a good tip for a waitress or bartender

 

[peace]

at least it wasnt a blackberry. Please dont ask. lol

 

[Art Mann]

Bet somebody could compile a book of Blackberry stories ... if only fumbling owners like you would fess up.

 

[Madman]

First off I'm never touching a toonie again in case I end up with the toonie you just picked up.

Secondly if you looked between your legs and could see the shiny toonie, well then that is a problem in itself punytroopie.:rofl!:

 

[Transient]

So that's what it means when a Canadian says they have to go number 2. Hmmmmmm

 

[User-E]

You need to keep a pair of rubber gloves around for times like that.

Reminded me of this:

 

[God]

You need to keep a pair of rubber gloves around for times like that.

Reminded me of this:

LMAO!



Yes shitty thread.

 

[Beef Jerky]

would you have just flushed or try to get it out?

Without a doubt.

 

[meist]

....and just reached in with my hand thru the shit and dirty water and just pulled the damn thing out and washed up.

Sounds more like you inhaled and 'shit out' the toonie :YMAPPLAUSE:

Is the toonie worth the aggravation of retrieving, cleaning & reusing (placed in your pocket and giving it out)?

 

[Ridgeman08]

Are Toonies magnetic?

 

[TROOPS]

Are Toonies magnetic?

Spend $28 to retrieve a toonie................makes sense to me.:biggrin2:

 

[TROOPS]

Is the toonie worth the aggravation of retrieving, cleaning & reusing (placed in your pocket and giving it out)?

Yes.

 

[Dan]

You need to keep a pair of rubber gloves around for times like that.

Reminded me of this:

HAHAHAHA priceless

 

[User-E]

Is the toonie worth the aggravation of retrieving, cleaning & reusing (placed in your pocket and giving it out)?

Yes.

Please tell us you washed it really, really well before passing it on to someone else. raying:

 

[Baz]

Downright disgusting. It's been said before how dirty money is but Troops never ceases to amaze me.

 

[Boing]

Downright disgusting. It's been said before how dirty money is but Troops never ceases to amaze me.

I thought you were gone for the summer :unknw:

 

[Baz]

I thought you were gone for the summer :unknw:

Read and pay attention, I said I'd be around less often with the beautiful weather. I enjoyed a wonderful bike ride this evening, had a gelato and enjoyed some quality time with my love. Now I have a few minutes to kill and decided to see what is happening on the other side of the moral spectrum.

 

[Boing]

Read and pay attention, I said I'd be around less often with the beautiful weather. I enjoyed a wonderful bike ride this evening, had a gelato and enjoyed some quality time with my love. Now I have a few minutes to kill and decided to see what is happening on the other side of the moral spectrum.

I guess Ida is bored with your small penis.