Fortune cookies

[Danolo]

I was having a meal of Chinese food at my favorite buffet and when I got the bill I also got the usual fortune cookie with it.

And that reminded me of one Chinese Food restaurant I used to visit... all their fortune cookies had sayings that seemed like they were from Chairman Mao's little red book. For example:

"Harmony in the workplace will produce excellent results."

"Unity with your neighbor will make a happy home..."

As so on...

And so it occurred to me that the creative folks here could probably come up with some pretty good fortune cookies as well.

So, I suggest that as a thread... create a prediction that would be good for a HUBGFE-style fortune cookie.

I'll start:

"You will develop a happy rash"

"Your large genitals will soon be appreciated by a stranger".

 

[Danolo]

"Be careful not to sprain your tongue"

 

[-b]

You will taste cum today

You will get a Pearl Necklace today

Anal is coming your way, bowels need to empty

You will be open your mouth sometime during the day

 

[-b]

Danolo,

Man who eat at Buffet will not get Fu*Ked.:blush2:

 

[Madman]

Eating pineapple will make a young lady smile

 

[Swagger]

Don't believe in what the fortune cookies says :biggrin2:

 

[Wanker]

Wank off once a day to keep the Doctors away.

 

[Danolo]

Danolo,

Man who eat at Buffet will not get Fu*Ked.:blush2:

Hahhaha good one, S.

 

[-b]

Watch out for Cowgirl, she will ride you till you drop.

Clean stinky butt before leaving home.

 

[God]

 

[DannyDeVito]

Daty makes women happy. You should do it more often.

 

[Al Bumin]

Today is the best day to swap wives.

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Your hand will do the trick tonight.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Daty makes women happy. You should do it more often.

Not according to a certain poster on here,lol.

 

[Casa_Nova]

Your hand will do the trick tonight.

Hey! None of that!

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The Love of your life is staring straight at you (now step away from the mirror)