Ghosts, DO YOU BUY IT?

[Insertion]

I once was staying at a friends house and was left alone. I kicked back for some R&R and was watching a Seinfeld episode. Half way through the TV shut off on its own. I turned it back on and it shut off again, so I thought it must be a relay switch or something like that.

I decided I would go and make something to eat. I turned on the stove, the element heated up but within a few minutes it cooled off and it stopped working altogether. I really didn't think anything of it, grabbed an apple and went off to bed.

The entire night I kept hearing footsteps, whispering and what not. Again no big deal I thought my friends had returned from their night out. I remember looking over at the clock and it was around 12:30 am.

The following morning when I woke up I found no one in the house. About 11 am. my friends come home and tell me they had too much too drink and spent the night a their hosts home. I asked if they have an on going problem with their TV and stove? They both look at me with a dumbfounded look and both reply no never. I left it at that and walked away wondering wtf had just happened?

I have lost contact with the couple so to this day I really have no idea of what happened at their home. It was an older Victorian type of home in the downtown area if that means anything at all.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Ghosts, DO YOU BUY IT?

Whose selling Ghosts? :shock:

I'll take 2 for my mother-in-law!

 

[Insertion]

Whose selling Ghosts? :shock:

I'll take 2 for my mother-in-law!

That will be $2500.00, cash or charge?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Blind dates can turn out that way sometimes, don't you know.

Hahaha honestly no I wouldn't know. I havent been on an actual normal date let alone a blind date.

 

[Cycleguy007]

That will be $2500.00, cash or charge?

 

[Auggie]

At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most of the hands go up.

"And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?" About half the hands stay up.

"OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?" Three hands stay up; there's a slight murmur in the crowd.

"Gosh, that's pretty good. OK, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?" One hand stays up. The speaker blinks.

"Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had sexual contact with a ghost?"

The guy with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said "goat'."

:he:

I know, I know - it's old...

 

[RAWD]

Butch, I have been called way worse than crazy. Yeah, I told a few people at the time. No one was surprised.

 

[Betthehouse]

I know, I know - it's old...

But a good one :great: